Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026No one on planet earth is getting my Diablo 4 death ballerina Karen Cain joke and it’s MAKING ME SAD! And if you’re asking what the joke is, that’s it! That’s the joke! You’re not getting it and YOU are making me sad! 000
Reposted by Theo PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I really need to never been seen again 58337
Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Is it even rush hour on the subway if some lady isn’t taking an extra seat with her bag, and some dude is manspreading so far he’s practically doing the splits..? 001
Reposted by TheoJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Secret Panel HERE 😐 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/08/30/carefree 82466360
Reposted by TheoSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Hold on, I’m just a couple random thoughts away from an epiphany 27832
Reposted by TheoLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Stop normalizing stuff, nothing is normal anymore 926897
Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Update: I have returned to being a pink haired liberal snowflake. All is well. 000
Reposted by Theomindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Top 3 reasons to do anything: 1. Vengeance 2. Pre-Vengeance 3. Boredom 36216
Reposted by TheoPhil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 12/08/2026We have signed you up for free to use the Dick-Ripping-Off Machine. This is standard practice for new features. Nobody would use the Dick-Ripping-Off Machine if they had to sign up manually, but we believe the Dick-Ripping-Off Machine will create new value 4327130
Reposted by TheoRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Those who believe things like this are working hard at not understanding the finite options available to someone whose abuser has not been prosecuted, found guilty, etc. by the law. And how rarely those things happen to abusers, esp. high-status white male abusers. 572536494
Reposted by TheoJustin (He/Them) @ingot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Sometimes you see a sign, literally. 11069
Reposted by Theoryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 03/08/2026when people say "do your own research" they generally mean "do not trust anyone with any relevant training or experience" 703138561
Reposted by TheoLuke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I've started writing an unreliable narrator novel Or have I 1120720
Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026BlueSky is genuinely so exhausting. I love y’all, but man. Take a breath and stare at some clouds. Yes, I understand how classist it is of me to imply we can all take a breath when there are people who only have polluted air to breathe, and ableist as some people are blind and can’t see the clouds… 000
Reposted by Theobighoney69.bsky.social @bighoney69.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Confirming my personal priors and beefs? Take my money 12334
Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 14/07/2026An interesting article, including some of the reservations that I have with Bluesky. 000
Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Worried I over-medicated today because I'm in such a chill and social mood (highly alarming if you know me). 010
Reposted by TheoJames @james.tarnation.lol · 19/06/2026when i die i want everyone to make up their own cause of death and read it aloud at my funeral 801015142
Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 11/06/2026What is with ASMR? Why are we making quiet things loud? That is insane behaviour. Stop it. 010
Reposted by Theojosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I hate it when there is "a moral to the story". Thanks but if i want to learn a life lesson, i'll make a terrible mistake 549072
Reposted by TheoK'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 05/06/2026we need a moratorium on showing me what the worst people on earth think about a video game starring a woman 12457112
Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Just woke up thinking: life is like being forced into going on a cave spelunking adventure you never asked for. Let me paint you a verbal picture. 1/ 110
Reposted by Theomaybe: annie rauwerda @annierau.bsky.social · 29/05/2026"why use google?" webpage from 1999 8069941813
Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I just saw an uber driver picking up a delivery carefully compare the order to his phone, and then indicate to the staff that something was missing. And my heart grew three sizes that day… 000
Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 11/05/2026For this Mother’s Day, I’d like us to consider why, in a novel about colonizing space, men are even on the ship. In an advanced civilization that can build space ships, we can assume artificial insemination exists. CREW 100 parents = 50 moms and 50 dads OR 100 mothers = 100 moms and 100-~1000 dads. 000
Reposted by TheoMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Shit That Hurt My Feelings. Volume 1. 18039
Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Nothing makes me understand Boomers frustration and perplexity with the younger generations more than when I’m in a Twitch chat room. There are so many meme references, emoji references, in jokes, etc, that people chatting genuinely seem brain damaged to the uninitiated. 000
Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I know a lot of words in English are spelled / pronounced irregularly, but for some reason today the pronunciation of “climb” vs “limb” is really vexing me. … also it’s “proNOUNced” but “proNUNciation”?? Goddammit. 000
Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Dealing with Google Ads is reminding me why monopolies are a bad idea. 000
Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Briefly considered becoming one of those people who stands on the street corner and loudly prophesizes doom. Tabled the idea. For now. 000
Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I have a plan so we stop having to rename things that were named after people who turned out to be shitty: we only name things after animals going forward. You'll find me at 42 Sir Pawsington Lane, just south of Hunny Bunbun Road. 000
Reposted by TheoKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Life isn't some movie. No sewer clown is coming to save the day. 112249
Reposted by TheoJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I think if I worry about it a little bit more it'll solve everything 335554
Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Something that makes me absolutely fucking mental is when my friend tells me I "misinterpreted" her when I take her words as what she said, instead of what she meant (but did not say). Let me be clear: this is a war crime. 000
Reposted by Theoash @ashhull.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Meet new people!? I'm trying to tolerate the ones I know. 313149
Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 16/04/2026It’s been *checks watch* over a decade since my ex said I “didn’t seem like the type to use Oxford commas” and I’m still mad about it. 000
Reposted by Theorue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 08/04/2026i think what’s most important is that we are all mad at each other 59613
Reposted by TheoDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/04/2026one day you walked out of Blockbuster for the very last time and you never even knew it 54519445
Reposted by TheoThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 02/04/2026Alberta removes education from curriculumthebeaverton.comAlberta removes education from curriculumEDMONTON - After taking recommendations from hand-picked advisors, Premier Jason Kenney UCP government will be removing education from the province’s curriculum. 32886286
Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I get so frustrated discussing current LLMs (aka “AI”). I took two full year uni courses on cognitive science and intelligence and I barely know anything! I am ignorant! Why are we (you ignorant, me ignorant but slightly less) trying to solve this? We’re two morons in the night. 010
Reposted by Theochris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Hit you back with a wonderful UKLG quote I saw for the first time today 7727163