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Theo

@theomanic.bsky.social
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“You have Disney princess cheeks and a robot brain.” - my therapist. She/they, but call me what you want baby, I’ll still call it love. 🏳️‍🌈 ♀️🖤🤎🤍🌎

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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No one on planet earth is getting my Diablo 4 death ballerina Karen Cain joke and it’s MAKING ME SAD! And if you’re asking what the joke is, that’s it! That’s the joke! You’re not getting it and YOU are making me sad!
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I really need to never been seen again
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is it even rush hour on the subway if some lady isn’t taking an extra seat with her bag, and some dude is manspreading so far he’s practically doing the splits..?
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
mood
9am: i can't wait till bedtime
10pm: i have always wanted to write my own operating system
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Secret Panel HERE 😐 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/08/30/carefree
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hold on, I’m just a couple random thoughts away from an epiphany
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stop normalizing stuff, nothing is normal anymore
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Update: I have returned to being a pink haired liberal snowflake. All is well.
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yeah, I would say that checks out. Unfortch.
Personality test results from https://undertale.jadenthejaded.uk/.

MY SOUL: JUSTICE (YELLOW)
"Despite the cruelty I endured, I never let myself be corrupted."

JUSTICE        86%
INTEGRITY      81%
KINDNESS       69%
BRAVERY        47%
DETERMINATION  45%
PERSEVERANCE   42%
PATIENCE       34%
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Top 3 reasons to do anything: 1. Vengeance 2. Pre-Vengeance 3. Boredom
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We have signed you up for free to use the Dick-Ripping-Off Machine. This is standard practice for new features. Nobody would use the Dick-Ripping-Off Machine if they had to sign up manually, but we believe the Dick-Ripping-Off Machine will create new value
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Those who believe things like this are working hard at not understanding the finite options available to someone whose abuser has not been prosecuted, found guilty, etc. by the law. And how rarely those things happen to abusers, esp. high-status white male abusers.
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Justin (He/Them) @ingot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sometimes you see a sign, literally.
A stapled flyer to a telephone pole that says fuck macho bullshit forever.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 03/08/2026
when people say "do your own research" they generally mean "do not trust anyone with any relevant training or experience"
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I've started writing an unreliable narrator novel Or have I
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
BlueSky is genuinely so exhausting. I love y’all, but man. Take a breath and stare at some clouds. Yes, I understand how classist it is of me to imply we can all take a breath when there are people who only have polluted air to breathe, and ableist as some people are blind and can’t see the clouds…
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bighoney69.bsky.social @bighoney69.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Confirming my personal priors and beefs? Take my money
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
An interesting article, including some of the reservations that I have with Bluesky.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
one of many reasons
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Worried I over-medicated today because I'm in such a chill and social mood (highly alarming if you know me).
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 19/06/2026
when i die i want everyone to make up their own cause of death and read it aloud at my funeral
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What is with ASMR? Why are we making quiet things loud? That is insane behaviour. Stop it.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I hate it when there is "a moral to the story". Thanks but if i want to learn a life lesson, i'll make a terrible mistake
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 05/06/2026
we need a moratorium on showing me what the worst people on earth think about a video game starring a woman
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Just woke up thinking: life is like being forced into going on a cave spelunking adventure you never asked for. Let me paint you a verbal picture. 1/
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maybe: annie rauwerda @annierau.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"why use google?" webpage from 1999
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I would like to opt out of turmoil tyvm.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I just saw an uber driver picking up a delivery carefully compare the order to his phone, and then indicate to the staff that something was missing. And my heart grew three sizes that day…
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
For this Mother’s Day, I’d like us to consider why, in a novel about colonizing space, men are even on the ship. In an advanced civilization that can build space ships, we can assume artificial insemination exists. CREW 100 parents = 50 moms and 50 dads OR 100 mothers = 100 moms and 100-~1000 dads.
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Shit That Hurt My Feelings. Volume 1.
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Nothing makes me understand Boomers frustration and perplexity with the younger generations more than when I’m in a Twitch chat room. There are so many meme references, emoji references, in jokes, etc, that people chatting genuinely seem brain damaged to the uninitiated.
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I know a lot of words in English are spelled / pronounced irregularly, but for some reason today the pronunciation of “climb” vs “limb” is really vexing me. … also it’s “proNOUNced” but “proNUNciation”?? Goddammit.
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Dealing with Google Ads is reminding me why monopolies are a bad idea.
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Briefly considered becoming one of those people who stands on the street corner and loudly prophesizes doom. Tabled the idea. For now.
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I have a plan so we stop having to rename things that were named after people who turned out to be shitty: we only name things after animals going forward. You'll find me at 42 Sir Pawsington Lane, just south of Hunny Bunbun Road.
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Life isn't some movie. No sewer clown is coming to save the day.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I think if I worry about it a little bit more it'll solve everything
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Something that makes me absolutely fucking mental is when my friend tells me I "misinterpreted" her when I take her words as what she said, instead of what she meant (but did not say). Let me be clear: this is a war crime.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Meet new people!? I'm trying to tolerate the ones I know.
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It’s been *checks watch* over a decade since my ex said I “didn’t seem like the type to use Oxford commas” and I’m still mad about it.
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 08/04/2026
i think what’s most important is that we are all mad at each other
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
one day you walked out of Blockbuster for the very last time and you never even knew it
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 02/04/2026
Alberta removes education from curriculum
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Alberta removes education from curriculum
EDMONTON - After taking recommendations from hand-picked advisors, Premier Jason Kenney UCP government will be removing education from the province’s curriculum.
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I get so frustrated discussing current LLMs (aka “AI”). I took two full year uni courses on cognitive science and intelligence and I barely know anything! I am ignorant! Why are we (you ignorant, me ignorant but slightly less) trying to solve this? We’re two morons in the night.
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Hit you back with a wonderful UKLG quote I saw for the first time today
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