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chris heasman

@chrisheasman.bsky.social
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“writer and activist” according the New York Times, which means it must be true

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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I was thinking about Neuromancer and the distinction between constructs like Dixie Flatline — an LLM with the memories of the real dead hacker — and the AIs ‘Neuromancer’ and ‘Wintermute’ — which have artificial general intelligence. Anthropic et al. are selling Dixies like they’re Wintermutes.
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
really underrated bit in Coyote vs Acme is that Will Forte seems to be doing a straight up Phil Hartman impersonation in the TV ads for his law firm
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i'd say "pay attention to who has kind things to say about rod liddle, the racist pedophile, following his death" but to no surprise it is the entirety of the mainstream british press
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
It Finally Happened: someone sent me an article to read without realising that I myself had written it
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Negin Owliaei @neginowl.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
To put it in even further perspective — Lockheed Martin produced both the spacecraft for the Artemis mission and the PRsM missile that shot tungsten pellets into an elementary school in Lamerd.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It’s a good day to revisit this Ursula Le Guin quote. In the best possible reality, Earthsea would be the dominant fantasy series for children.
“I have no great opinion of [JK Rowling’s writing style]. When so many adult critics were carrying on about the “incredible originality” of the first Harry Potter book, I read it to find out what the fuss was about, and remained somewhat puzzled; it seemed a lively kid’s fantasy crossed with a ‘school novel’, good fare for its age group, but stylistically ordinary, imaginatively derivative, and ethically rather mean-spirited.”
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Gill Steele @squirreltower.eurosky.social · 21/03/2026
Anecdotally this is my experience locally in a small rural community, I know 30-40 folk who moved up here in the last 5 years They come with small kids, if you talk with them it’s because public services are better, the environment is better, universities are free, it’s for a better life
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Was The Emperor’s New Groove the first Disney animation to be an outright comedy? Like, the others had jokes, but they weren’t *led* by them
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
the villains in neuromancer being a family of gross inbred rich weirdos who want to live forever in space feels a little too on the nose
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Rachel Merrill Artist for Gil Thorp and Death To Pachuco! @ohhhaeee.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
NGL this description of Bsky in Vulture cracked me up
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
current update on the "fuck you JK Rowling" trans protest over Aberfeldy on Wplace:
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🐱Sophie/Cookie🍪🏳️‍⚧️🔜 🇯🇵 🇹🇭 @cookiesophie.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Checked in on Aberfeldy Scotland in WPlace. Great job everyone
A giant bluhaj and tons of trans positive/anti-terf graffiti on top of JK Rowling's house in Aberfeldy, Scotland.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/01/2026
Rosemarie Sheppard and Martin Lang

The bride and groom tied the knot this year, 2025, but you wouldn’t know it considering she walked down the aisle to a fucking Lumineers song.
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
thinking I might destroy my life by developing a spiralling obsession with the Franklin Expedition
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
British posters on here are about to have a very weird week
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
hopefully this means justice is finally coming for that perverted prawn they kept trying to shove down our throats
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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Bart Crisp @crispybart.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The trouble started when we abandoned virtuous runes for the idiotic scrawlings of the perfidious Roman
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
There are three stages to learning Gàidhlig. 1: what the fuck 2: no seriously what the fuck 3: FOOLISH ANGLO. THE SPELLING OF THE CÀNAN IS ACTUALLY EXTREMELY READABLE, MUCH EASIER THAN YOUR SAXON WORDLETS WITH THEIR IDIOTIC SILENT VOWELS. IT FLOWS FROM SCRIPT TO SPEECH LIKE A CLEAR MOUNTAIN SPRING
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cameron @famousceleb.co · 29/10/2025
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Coyote vs Acme level stupidity. Like, actual bath-salts-up-the-nose stuff. How can any human being could turn down this project yet stake the entire franchise on The Mandalorian and Grogu?
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I’m not going to say the song lyrics my 7 year old writes are better than the stuff on this new Taylor Swift album, but they’re not really worse, either
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I edit people’s writing for a living and I’m grieved to report that this excerpt from JK Rowling’s latest “novel” has caused me to suffer a catastrophic stroke
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 12/09/2025
[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
he was doing the very act that gave birth to this nation—racism
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Kit Harington, Keira Knightley, Iwan Rheon, Ruth Wilson, Ambika Mod, Leo Woodall, Simon Pegg, James McAvoy, Gemma Whelan, Matt Berry. More actors who'd rather take a payday from JK Rowling than give any kind of shit about trans people.
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Audible’s ‘Harry Potter’ Series Expands Cast With Keira Knightley, Kit Harington, James McAvoy, Simon Pegg and More
Audible announced additional casting for its 'Harry Potter' audiobook series, including Keira Knightley, Kit Harington, James McAvoy and Simon Pegg.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
hey im putting something together for my boss for his birthday. yeah can you write a letter or better yet an insane poem or horrifying drawing about the unspeakable crimes you all have committed together
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope
Oh, she says well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And I says to her, I says, oh shit, you’re right. So I bought like fifty thousand envelopes. Filled the house with ‘em, toes to tits. It was horrible. We couldn’t take a step without tripping over a box of envelopes. We were going crazy trying to use them up, to make a little space for ourselves. Used them as toilet paper, coffee filters... it was a terrible time. Please don’t ask me about those goddamned awful envelopes ever again.
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
i am a simple man. when cat knock over plant, i smile
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Are you young, highly educated and driven, and want to contribute to our stagnant economy with its aging population and low productivity? Well out you go
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
the fact that the White House literally put “golfing with Gruden” down on Trump’s schedule yesterday and then posted those week-old photos has got me fully on the Happening Express. choo choo
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Deadline (and the California Film Commission) have now uploaded an amended table that renames this Muppets project as “Untitled 20th TV project” but the figures remain the same — this is almost certainly the Muppet Show reboot that’s currently listed as “in production” on Production List
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Screenshot from The Simpsons. Marge is carrying Maggie in a shopping mall and points out a green and red parrot to Homer. She says ‘Look, Homer, there’s that bird you like to argue with.’
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Hello. I wrote a nice long essay about AI and this very strange moment where we're constantly told we're living in the dawn of a strange new future but the only thing that's actually clear is that everyone feels pretty unmoored and uncertain. I hope you'll read it
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AI Is a Mass-Delusion Event
Three years in, one of AI’s enduring impacts is to make people feel like they’re losing it.
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
This is what Aberfeldy, my nearest town and occasional home to JK Rowling, currently looks like on Wplace
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 12/08/2025
David Corenswet and James Gunn on set having a debate over the 'Superman' monologue
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
extremely jazzed to have just seen a comic book movie that isn’t embarrassed that it’s a comic book movie. solid 8/10, shame they clearly cut 40 mins out of it
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a poster for the fantastic four shows three men running through a city
ALT: a poster for the fantastic four shows three men running through a city
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Mark Ruskell @markruskell.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Say it loud, say it clear: Donald Trump's not welcome here.
Image of an orange man in a red hat with the text: Trump not welcome in Scotland
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/07/2025
Bony Soldier Diving On Top Of Grenade Only Makes It Deadlier
Bony Soldier Diving On Top Of Grenade Only Makes It Deadlier
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
nobody will ask this though, because a significant percentage of mainstream British journalists will be finding this all rather amusing and a not insignificant percentage will be actively agreeing with the AI hitlerbot
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Sam Wetherell @samwetherell.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Its worth noting that in Britain, Mamdani would have thrown out of the Labour Party by a small room full LinkIn weirdos and then replaced by a former private healthcare lobbyist who would go on to lose by 5,000 votes to a Reform candidate who was a convinced sex offender.
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chris heasman @chrisheasman.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Ghastly politics from the SNP. With Green and Labour support, the Scottish Government could easily deliver the progressive vision for land ownership that they promised in their 2021 manifesto. Instead, they’re working with the Tories to preserve the status quo. Nobody will benefit from this!
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