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Theo

@theomanic.bsky.social
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“You have Disney princess cheeks and a robot brain.” - my therapist. She/they, but call me what you want baby, I’ll still call it love. 🏳️‍🌈 ♀️🖤🤎🤍🌎

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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 53m
Junior kindergarten, when I also learned the word “antisocial”. Initially I thought all the OTHER kids were weird, but I was corrected.
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 56m
In this week’s edition of “things that are hilarious to me and no one else for some reason”, when my autocorrect messes up something, I reply to the person who got the messed up message and say “autocorrect keeps ducking up my messages”. Idk, maybe silence is the loudest laugh of them all……
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No one on planet earth is getting my Diablo 4 death ballerina Karen Cain joke and it’s MAKING ME SAD! And if you’re asking what the joke is, that’s it! That’s the joke! You’re not getting it and YOU are making me sad!
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I really need to never been seen again
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is it even rush hour on the subway if some lady isn’t taking an extra seat with her bag, and some dude is manspreading so far he’s practically doing the splits..?
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
mood
9am: i can't wait till bedtime
10pm: i have always wanted to write my own operating system
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Secret Panel HERE 😐 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/08/30/carefree
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think that’s called a yard sale.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hold on, I’m just a couple random thoughts away from an epiphany
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stop normalizing stuff, nothing is normal anymore
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Update: I have returned to being a pink haired liberal snowflake. All is well.
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yeah, I would say that checks out. Unfortch.
Personality test results from https://undertale.jadenthejaded.uk/.

MY SOUL: JUSTICE (YELLOW)
"Despite the cruelty I endured, I never let myself be corrupted."

JUSTICE        86%
INTEGRITY      81%
KINDNESS       69%
BRAVERY        47%
DETERMINATION  45%
PERSEVERANCE   42%
PATIENCE       34%
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Top 3 reasons to do anything: 1. Vengeance 2. Pre-Vengeance 3. Boredom
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We have signed you up for free to use the Dick-Ripping-Off Machine. This is standard practice for new features. Nobody would use the Dick-Ripping-Off Machine if they had to sign up manually, but we believe the Dick-Ripping-Off Machine will create new value
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Those who believe things like this are working hard at not understanding the finite options available to someone whose abuser has not been prosecuted, found guilty, etc. by the law. And how rarely those things happen to abusers, esp. high-status white male abusers.
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Justin (He/Them) @ingot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sometimes you see a sign, literally.
A stapled flyer to a telephone pole that says fuck macho bullshit forever.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 03/08/2026
when people say "do your own research" they generally mean "do not trust anyone with any relevant training or experience"
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That’s great, I hope it helps restore your faith in people, if just a little bit. A skosh.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I've started writing an unreliable narrator novel Or have I
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s likely because the pigments for cool toned foundation/concealer are more expensive (not expensive, but more expensive than warm toned), so most makeup, especially in the drugstore, is warm toned. As someone with vitiligo, I do indeed notice the “Ghost Piano Key” makeup is orangey.
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
BlueSky is genuinely so exhausting. I love y’all, but man. Take a breath and stare at some clouds. Yes, I understand how classist it is of me to imply we can all take a breath when there are people who only have polluted air to breathe, and ableist as some people are blind and can’t see the clouds…
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Does BlueSky do comment sorting like TikTok, etc? Because when I clicked through, the dozen or so comments I read were all criticizing the OP, and/or very clearly anti-homophobia. Or maybe your repost and others brought a different sort of person to the comments?
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bighoney69.bsky.social @bighoney69.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Confirming my personal priors and beefs? Take my money
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
An interesting article, including some of the reservations that I have with Bluesky.
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm Canadian, but I bought it on Amazon.ca just now and I'll write a review when I receive it! 💙
amazon.ca
Amazon.ca
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
one of many reasons
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Worried I over-medicated today because I'm in such a chill and social mood (highly alarming if you know me).
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 19/06/2026
when i die i want everyone to make up their own cause of death and read it aloud at my funeral
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What is with ASMR? Why are we making quiet things loud? That is insane behaviour. Stop it.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I hate it when there is "a moral to the story". Thanks but if i want to learn a life lesson, i'll make a terrible mistake
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 05/06/2026
we need a moratorium on showing me what the worst people on earth think about a video game starring a woman
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
One of the ways I know I am the peak of human evolution is a lot of adrenaline makes me cry uncontrollably.
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
You might even start to wonder if you would’ve had the same exact map of caves if you had been someone else. If you had a different gender, a different skin colour, or a multitude of different traits. Anyway, eventually you drown. But you got to see some very cool rocks on the way. 13/
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
And maybe, while you’re treading water, waiting to drown, you’ll realize something: these caves don’t look natural. They’re quite artificial, actually. So choices were made about what was underwater, about what was too high to reach. 12/
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Eventually, your luck will run out. You’re going to get to a dead-end, turn around, and see that passage filled with water. Or maybe you get so tired you can’t keep climbing anymore. There was never a way out, there was only something to do in the meantime. 11/
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Additionally, you may not be physically able to take other challenging pathways now, if you’ve hurt yourself falling. All you can do is pick a new path and continue. Such is life. 10/
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
And when you backtrack, you get back to junctions wherein you see what you’ve known in the back of your mind all along. The water is rising, and some of those previously accessible caves are not (to most of us) anymore. 9/
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Some of us will make that steep climb without any climbing gear! Some of us will be able to hold our breath long enough to swim through the underwater bits without an oxygen tank! But most of us will either get harmed in the process, or opt not to take the risk. 8/
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This results in a lot of backtracking, depending on what you can tolerate, what safety nets you have access to, and luck. 7/
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
And of course, sometimes the caves just dead-end. Beyond all that, the caves are simply not safe. Rocks shower down from above. Now and then a boulder is dislodged and crashes down, either on you, or in your path and blocks your way. Such is life. 6/
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Some of these paths are wide and easy to climb through, but some are rough, some are very tight, some the air is foul, some angle steeply upward and would be quite hazardous to climb. Some of these paths will dip underwater for an unknown amount of time. Many paths have multiple of these hazards. 5/
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Before you are several smaller caves you can explore. You pick one and go, and eventually that typically branches out, and you pick another path. Such is life. 4/
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If you are rich, you have some climbing gear. If you’re really rich, maybe even a rebreather and a small oxygen tank. It doesn’t really occur to you that another person in this situation might not have this stuff, because why should it? 3/
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
So, you wake up in a damp cave, and you don’t know how you got there. Initially you scream and cry but as you’re standing there you realize the damp ground you’ve been standing on is now a puddle. Apparently this cave is near the ocean, and the tide is coming in. 2/
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Just woke up thinking: life is like being forced into going on a cave spelunking adventure you never asked for. Let me paint you a verbal picture. 1/
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maybe: annie rauwerda @annierau.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"why use google?" webpage from 1999
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Theo @theomanic.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I would like to opt out of turmoil tyvm.
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