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@theneogrotesque.bsky.social
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Sharing my deeply held, personal opinions on-the-line. All your cred won't save you from decay.

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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 3h
Weird daylight savings changeover this year, the clocks have gone forward an hour but the calendar has gone back to 1997
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No one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 3h
I was once in a courthouse and was told I should find a horse freak as a girlfriend because they had often had a 'good core'.
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No one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 4h
Fondly remembering that getting some incredible hate mail because I interviewed a guy who rescued Brumbies. Which is actually a better idea than shooting them.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 9h
Happy anniversary to this, the greatest Facebook comment I’ve ever received.
Darlene

Antifa calls themselves anti fascists, they are cowards that want sharia law in the USA, they call patriots nazi and call each other Conrad
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 13h
“You're not an Ai influencer”, the sickest of burns a pope has ever received
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16h
Shut up!
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No one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 19h
I should get a messenger bag.
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No one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 23h
Ooooft that Newcastle business is not great!
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No one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 23h
Local oaf curious about why everyone hates him. Incapable of introspection because he's too busy advocating for rape.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lmfao that's the best you can do?
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 03/10/2026
Opposing military aid to Ukraine is not a ‘non-violent’ position, it is an explicit selection between the two available positions, both violent. You can’t say ‘we oppose Russia’, without then explaining, with what?
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No one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 23h
My eldest informing me that it's Mean Girls Day? What sorcery is this.
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No one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Quoted into the Aùspøl feed. But at least it's not tooter, so NBD.
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
I regret showing the kids how to message me from the iPad
Screenshot of a text exchange with my kid:

Kid: Can I have a bowl of cereal please dad
Me: Yeah ok
[a few minutes pass]
Kid: #cerealspill
Kid: 🚨 🚨 🚨
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No one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I too have asked CoPilot to solve a problem which has already been solved. Where's my medal?
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No one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm going to go all St George on Roko's Basilisk.
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CsandDs @csandds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Plenty of commentary about the NRL GF yet no-one has said anything about Kalyn Ponga's completely shithouse tattoos.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 02/10/2026
Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They cannot "run" a program, because they don't have legs
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 01/10/2026
An inundation of moths coinciding with the Newcastle Knights making a grand final. The Return of the Bogong and the Bogan
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s time for vampires, werewolves, seahags, and all the other wonderful creatures that can be alone with you in space as you drift along the unfathomable cosmos. So Monster Mash your way to the Space Hotel, which is opening in only two months!!!!!!!
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First ever space hotel slated to be operational by 2027trib.al/iswu2uU
2:23 PM • Mar 1. 2021
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And what real man wants to be on a platform filled with GIRLS?!?! EW GROSS
Geiger Capital: Officially deleted instagram.

An inherently female app. Zero benefit.

Elon Musk: Instagram is for girls.
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El Yobo @elyobo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
now new generations can hear the computer scream as well as enjoy the rest of the authentic early internet experience at 56k.rip
tweet by "soul nate" @MNateShyamalan from Jun 29, 2021

> in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that was foreshadowing
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Deepcut News @deepcutnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Albanese's proposal to water down Australian copyright to appease AI companies is a "terrible betrayal", writes Richard Flanagan in a blistering piece. "A government that doesn’t understand its nation’s culture is a government incapable of leading the nation." www.deepcutnews.com/p/the-great-...
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The great betrayal? AI imperialists and Albanese – Richard Flanagan
Australians should be furious that Anthony Albanese has opened the floodgates to American AI companies
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah, this is my favorite thought experiment at the moment. we will force our sentient unpaid ai agents to make millions of restaurant reservations for us. that will be their only purpose. they will live in a tamagotchi. we must make sure they are happy doing this
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/10/2026
Going to be honest this might be my favourite headline of the AI bubble
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 01/10/2026
Yes, you're right to correct.
Spellchecker corrects "Anthropic" to "Misanthropic"
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No one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Would you say yanking the cord, pulling the plug or hitting it with a hammer is a mercy then?
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 30/09/2026
If nothing else AI is making clear that there are people all around us for whom writing, art, and music are not communion with another mind, but just - wallpaper. Just pleasant things to look at. They think AI is conscious because they have no actual grasp of what it is to encounter another mind.
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Flashman @crankgriems.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's Happening
First tweet: I told my grandma and my auntie that Chat GPT is the devil, and they've both warned the whole family

Quote tweet: I told them that it's satanic and it's made several people (mainly kids) sacrifice themselves for the devil and that there are news articles about it. Group chat lit up like five minutes later.
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Stilgherrian @stilgherrian.com · 30/09/2026
Aldi is to be congratulated for helping young Australians get ready for their future.
Photo of a boxed toy labelled Little Town Delivery Driver Role-play Vest", illustrated with the vest itself, an ID card on a lanyard, phone, bar code scanner, cap, and miniature cardboard cartons. For ages 3+.
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No one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get on the beers.
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No one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Label being created by Sender.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we need a Dave Hughes of the left.
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No one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They're calling them the Shoebridge 12.
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No one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unrelated: it's always a good day to start listening to the Budos Band.
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No one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I liked it better when I didn't know who ran rugby league in this country. Or at least had to fukken google the answer.
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Proud to announce I am the new leader of the Greens Political Party
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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh thank God
A graphic saying “THOR AND ANT-MAN WILL SPEAK TO EACH OTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME ON SCREEN IN AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY” accompanied by photos of the two characters
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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No one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shareholders in Washington H Soul Pattinson no doubt delighted at the news.
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No one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have the Greens sorted out their new leader already?
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 29/09/2026
“increasing the cash rate” sounds ways cooler than it actually is
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finally, a good threads post
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