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@paterasraver.bsky.social
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got an electric car and about to become so fucking obnoxious
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Proud to announce I am the new leader of the Greens Political Party
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Had the pleasure of meeting Angry Anderson at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's not enough leg room or stretching routines that would ever get me on this flight (also fuck Qantas)
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Haha! It's like that episode of the Simpsons where Hom..." I'm gonna stop you right there
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I dropped a morsel of a crumb of a scrap of my breakfast and now he lives under my desk
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Using this machine at the gym while Tate McCrae's Sports Car comes on and I've never felt sexier (I'm a 43-year old father of two)
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Hyrox shitter released a statement basically saying "I'm listening and learning" MATE...
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That's OK Victoria I guess I'll keep the state running while you're all at the fucking NFL game
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Raiding my super to buy more cigs, thank you Pauline 🚬
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There's a very gay guy at my gym who has nothing but contempt for everyone and everything around him. He'll roll his eyes if you make eye contact, audibly groans if someone is using a machine he wants and moves around the gym with a constant sense of urgency. I wanna be his best friend.
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Had the pleasure of meeting King Harald of Norway at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just heard this street mentioned on the news and had to verify it was real (it's also where you live)
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I miss Twitter at moments like this
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
23-yo colleague asked me if I had a "big one" planned this weekend. Bro I will order Mexican tonight and spend the rest of the weekend trying not to shit myself because I forgot to remove the pico de gallo if that's what you mean by a "big one"
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This has floored me
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Non-Melburnians will never understand the feeling of euphoria that overcomes us when it's nearing the end of winter and there's one day on the weather forecast starting with a 2
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
God gives his toughest battles to people who take Melbourne public transport between 1pm - 3pm
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Brand: your parcel is out for delivery Shop app: your parcel is out for delivery Courier: your parcel is out for delivery Thanks team I think we got this covered
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Imagine being so corrupt that even Greece thinks it's a little too much lol
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I 100% blame passengers for this outcome
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Kids will be like "I'm just about to start a craft project with 50 sticks, 20 toilet rolls, food dye and the last of the sticky tape" 5 minutes before leaving for school and then wonder why you're crying in the car
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Things you'll never see me running for: 1. Crossing a road 2. Public transport 3. An elevator Too many people are embarrassing themselves by running (or worse, shuffling) for the above. It has to stop. Have some self-respect.
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Proud to announce I am the new Premier of (the People's Democratic Socialist Republic of) Victoria
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
No I will not take a "mental health day", you're gonna watch this crash-out in real time
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Everyone on Lego Masters looks violently poly
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I can't explain it but Cucurella's name suits his hair
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
In a somewhat positive development, I think even this ref is sick of Argentina's bullshit
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I hate to say it but this match is a bit...
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If I were English I would actually be so mad right now
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Spending a sunny Saturday afternoon wondering how I can make The Odyssey about me. Cultural appropriation has been done to death. I need a new angle
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Best of luck Moira Deeming you'd be the worst colleague to work with but lots of fun at Friday drinks
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Calling my workplace's EAP to discuss my impending post-World Cup depression
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
LAS MALVINAS SON ESPAÑOLAS 🇪🇸🇪🇸
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I regret to inform you that it might be coming home
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Had the pleasure of meeting Sam Neill at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm all for going electric and even smaller cars but you will never get me in a car called Build Your Dreams Seagull
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Unfollowed due to inactivity
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Commentators are finding out in real time that Argentina gets favourable treatment from the refs. Welcome aboard
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
European national anthems: we sing in our pretty green hills and blue skies and we love our royal family South American national anthems: I will literally bathe in the blood of my enemy's children for my nation
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Alright let's move on. What minute will Messi be given a penalty? I'm guessing the 37th
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"we have air-conditioned stadiums" except at the one that's hotter and more moist than a gooch
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Had the pleasure of meeting Derryn Hinch at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Had the pleasure of meeting Bonnie Tyler at a charity do once. She was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Although I had a great day out with my kids today, World Cup games are back on tomorrow so it won't be happening again
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
As a professional hater, I understand why Belgium played the way they did today. Mad respect
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Nothing better than when the convener of a 200+ person meeting says "let's all turn cameras on so we can see your pretty faces 😊" and the meeting has a bandwidth crash-out 😘👌🏻
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I need that 6"5 viking beast to make sure it's NOT coming home
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
FIFA has always been a cesspool of corruption but all it took was someone like Trump to match their energy for it to be blatantly obvious to the rest of the world
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πατέρας raver @paterasraver.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is now a full-time Popovic hate account
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