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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 4h

10 PM eastern is an insane start time for a playoff game. The MLB is so bad at this.

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

BREAKING: TRUMP CALLS FOR A MILWAUKEE V ATLANTA NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

BREAKING: TRUMP CALLS FOR A MILWAUKEE V ATLANTA NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

what kinda dipshit thinks a stunner involves plowing one's head into the mat?

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

TBS is running Sydney Sweeney and Megan Fox ads at 2pm during a nationally televised playoff game, straight up posting horny on main

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

apropos of nothing, the top 5 best rock songs of all time, not in order - Addicted to Love - The Chain - You Get What You Give - Roll With the Changes - Hold the Line

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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

It gives me no joy to report that ACAB includes Pawfficer Donut youtu.be/p6ivNvAhKfo?...

youtu.be

Pawfficer Donut sworn-in as new Troy Police cat

YouTube video by MLive

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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

why does the WaPo print headline on the botched TN execution read like The Onion

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

people say all sewer clowns are evil but this one helped me get rid of an obnoxious neighborhood kid

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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

plotting grand vizier: yessss, I demand one cold brewèd coffee. On ice! [narrowing eyes] With milk of oat [tenting fingers] MUAH HAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Barista: ok, it's just going to ask you a quick question

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Whenever technology fails or takes too long, I often say "PC Load Letter. What the fuck does that mean?"

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Sammi @sammiw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ready for @cheekface.bsky.social with my peanut bolo prawn fit

Woman wearing a sick Cheekface hat, a colorful tropical style prawn shirt, and a peanut bolo tie

A close up of the colorful tropical style prawn shirt and the peanut bolo tie

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

a beautiful day in Madison to have my face cheeked by @cheekface.bsky.social

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Gritty Sox, go win it all

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Astros getting embarrassed again? Could've happened to a better group of guys.

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

if anyone needs a drummer in Madison that will play literally any style you want, hit me up. i was in an award winning jazz trio in college and a surf punk band after that. I was in a metalcore band in high school.

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thinking about this again... what advertiser wants a 1pm ad on a Tuesday versus a 7pm ad? Wtf is Manfred doing

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A 1:00pm playoff game on a Tuesday is sports malpractice. The MLB is so bad at managing playoff games. (They want to entice advertisers who dont want to run stuff at the same time as other people)

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tom is somehow reading the tea leaves on the possible lockout

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the salsa is coming from inside the burrito

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

CEO: I have invented the off button.

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

French Inhaler his best jam

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

we are all cheering for the gritty White Sox

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2023

VILLAGER A: Lovely day today! VILLAGER B: La la! I'm going to school! VILLAGER C: My mother isn't back yet. I hope she hasn't gone into the Snails' Den. VILLAGER D: I'm busy. VILLAGER E: This town hasn't been the same since the Empire invaded. VILLAGER F: You can sneak past snails by holding 🅑.

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

truly a dark thing to brag about when you run a gambling machine

About: I design consumer products that keep customers coming back

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

has anyone looked better than Jimmy Buffet on the cover of Havana Daydreamin? (No.)

a thoroughly handsome man with medium length sun-kissed blonde hair, a blonde mustache, wearing a large-collared blue Hawaiian style shirt over a crisp sexy white suit jacket

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

aaron judge makes millions of dollars why does he need a loan from the federal government

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

New Polymarket ad blitz featuring LeBron, Jeter, Eli Manning, John Leguizamo, Craig Robinson, and Spike Lee. I gleefully await the reckoning for all the celebrities who continue to put their face on this gambling addiction trash, especially sports stars who know fucking better.

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Even with safeish picks, LeBron's parlay was a bust. So if you tailed him, you've now lost your money and you're mad at LeBron. When celebrities sell us shoes or Sprite the worst thing that can happen is we buy shoes or Sprite but LeBron James is now selling the Bankruptcy Machine

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 22/09/2026

people are on instagram talmbout i built this algorithm brick by brick but quora sent this to my email and gmail decided it should be marked important

How did Osama not hear the helicopters? from Quora Suggested Spaces

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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Oh wow, I hear there's a lot of room to run around up there

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

They're taking me out to a nice farm upstate today

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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“I don’t have a problem with trans people, I just don’t think they should be able to use public bathrooms or play sports or get healthcare—“ ok so that’s segregation. you are functionally a segregationist. and you want me to believe that fights fascism somehow. ok.

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

man they picked the perfect looking guy for this story

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

God, AI slop posters are so easy to detect

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ceej @ceej.online · 13/06/2026

I’m at war with three juvenile squirrels who have chewed the fuck out of everything in my yard. bought my kids a new water table last week and these fuckers gnawed a hole right through it. I got a motion-activated sprinkler and so far have succeeded only in accidentally spraying myself in the ass

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Defending fascists is not how you defeat fascists

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erik @thelastbags.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

gmail now offering "AI Inbox" under my normal inbox, a thing I definitely want and will enjoy and I am sure works

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