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Burney.

@barneydied.bsky.social
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The better days are not coming. Arrange yourself accordingly

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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 15h
oh my god, shut the fuck up
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 15h
"No you cant, Mishter Shimpson, no one can!"
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T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @tryangregory.bsky.social · 17h
Me: Carney is Harper 2.0. Carney fans: That's absurd! How could you possibly suggest that?!! Harper: Carney is me 2.0. www.hilltimes.com/2026/09/28/h...
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Harper sees Carney as his ideological heir - The Hill Times
Pierre Poilievre’s real problem isn’t that he is facing discontent from within his caucus; it’s that he’s losing support from important Conservatives from without.
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wall Wall Wall for all
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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone must be better off because we’ve cut immigration, doubled- and tripled-down on trickle-down economics, we’ve cut marginalized ppl from benefits and we’ve cut workers’ wage growth. These are what we were told we had to do to have a great standard of living and an economically-prosperous life
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David Reevely @davidreevely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was AFTER Confederation, took 10 years of stop-and-start planning first, and the 1881-1885 construction phase went HALFWAY across Canada—just Ontario to B.C.—without labour standards or consideration of Indigenous people. This mythologizing of the CPR is in itself a mark of unseriousness.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Snoop Dogg in a Top Hat
ALT: Snoop Dogg in a Top Hat
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 18/02/2026
look at this shit lmfao look at their faces
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
chicken can be easily plumped with brine, and breaded multiple times. It's a push to get people to come back to the table (literally) and buy something with a higher profit margin
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wall Wall Wall for all
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 29/09/2026
I am used to discussing Palestine with people of all backgrounds every day for literally 15 hours per day but it will never not bewilder me to encounter someone who is shocked that I and every Arab see it as a colonial issue
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just shit outside. use a sock. Store's closed? that just means the parking lot is empty. go nuts
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok. Fair
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Justified
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
never forget never surrender
A 911 meme of a 3 tower being added to the scene of the crime never forget never surrender from reddit r/conspiracy third tower evidence theory evidence
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First: what kind of ship was it? Second: lol. lmao.
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah. His belief has proven entirely correct. None of you people are worth a fuck, especially the dipshits who work at the New York Times
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
What is happening is not that AI-generated cultural goods are replacing human-made cultural goods; what is happening is that capital is flowing out of the production of cultural goods *entirely,* making us all poorer for it.
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok buddy, settle down
Dirty fresh carrot with a big ol boner
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry, I don't feel bad when the cognitive offloading crowd gets hurt. I know I should. But I don't.
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eating Buldak Spicyx2 which would be ok except I burned my tongue bc the noodles were still too hot. The spice, she be hittin harder than usual
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hey i’m josh @kingadahipsters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i feel like folks memory hole that before he died, Lindsay Graham went to israel multiple times to meet with Netanyahu for the expressed purpose of workshopping ways to get trump to bomb iran…. which is treason btw but nobody seems to care
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Bad + Bitchy Podcast @badandbitchy.com · 28/09/2026
There is a straight line between Carney govt’s re-writing of SJAM history that purposefully ignores systemic Indigenous racism and ignoring residential school denialism (wasn’t included in the anti-hate bill) and anti-Indigenous hate. This is how the state tacitly weaponizes hate/approves violence
A post from Twitter from a local Kamloops paper talking about white nationalists showing up masked to a Tk’emlúps te Secwépemc reserve
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Mr. Ross is missing something here" - radiologist pointing at Mike's cranial CT scan
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 27/09/2026
I also saw a guy returning a Halloween skeleton. If you’re not prepared please don’t adopt. Relinquishment and rehoming are traumatic for your pet
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This thread is a description of the ways in which the west deliberately smashed up the Russian economy and gave all the infrastructure and money to a small group of corrupt oligarchs, followed by this, where they say it's all a conspiracy and Russians not taking responsibility.
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Albertans with Canadian flags attached to their car in 2026 and Albertans with Canadian flags attached to their car in 2021 are completely non-overlapping groups.
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ok Ill bite: wtf is a "choosin Texas?" Is it a breakfast dish?
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Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gee. I wonder how these boys leaned they could do whatever they wanted to a girl and face zero consequences ….
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roterote @roterote.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is not true. Only a handful of Nazis were hanged for their crimes and the Nuremberg Trials wrapped up because the governments lost interest. This is why postwar Nazis quickly reestablished far right parties across Europe in the 1940s and 1950s. Including in Germany and Austria.
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This person has never had a real job in his life
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A man on threads saying “ha I look like a minion. Liver is failing.” With a pic of himself. A woman replies “banana heart break emoji”
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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He Ain't Lyin' Preach
ALT: He Ain't Lyin' Preach
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
qt what you bring to interviews instead of iced coffee, wrong answers only
Jar-Jar Binks Episode 1 candy pop, where the dispenser is Jar-Jar's opening maw, and the candy is his tongue
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BRO THEY HAVE A FRIDA KAHLO PAINTING AND THEN YOU TURN AROUND AND THERE’S A BATMAN SUIT??? WHAT IS THIS PLACE
One of Frida Kahlo’s self portraits, specifically one where she has a ring of thorns around her neck
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally! A good fucking take
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My hot take is that people should not care about television
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Jimmy Thomson @jameswsthomson.com · 25/09/2026
Give this man the FIFA Environment Prize already
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Death to America
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No one with half a brain and outside of a coma can respect this opinion, mate "fantastic so far" you have bananas for brains
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🔫Scott Martin🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 25/09/2026
Carney: The rules-based international order is crumbling. International Criminal Court: As a participating member you are required by the rules to arrest those with a warrant if they pass through your territory. Carney: Fuck you.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Shannon Vallor @shannonvallor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It is a profound indictment of most media coverage of Big Tech that your best bet for getting an informed understanding of AI and its dangers is following a decently curated list of Bluesky shitposters
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hell yeah eco-terrorism rules
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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