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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 11h

I let Jesus take the wheel, officer, so if you really think about it this should be His DUI

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 18h

Buy my course on how to sell your own course to other poor people! My course has been proven to work, because you will have bought it from me. And I can share you these secrets, for a fee!

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My loan for filling my gas tank completely was just approved.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Home is where the heart takes it’s pants off immediately

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

LIFE HACK: Become too sexy to ugly cry and you will absolutely mog everyone at the funeral

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We’re not. But that’s what they’re expecting. Stouffer’s: Tastes Like Disappointment™

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

me: *tries to open it with my teeth* him: just double click the file

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A group of outcast children are terrorized by an evil clown named Pennywise who lives in the sewer

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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I've never seen Galbor this riled up before

Alarmingly Bad comic where Galbor gets a telemarking call about credit monitoring services

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Do not cite the deep magic to me, child. I was there when it was written

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

8: *running to the bathroom* MOM I GOTTA GO WIFE, EXHAUSTED: Do you have to do a hug or a kiss? THE THREE OF US TRYING TO PROCESS WHAT MY WIFE JUST SAID: WIFE: Oh that’s not at all what I meant. I’m tired. ME: I *need* know which one was which in your head

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 04/10/2026

come see me at New York Comic Con Oct 8-11. i will draw pictures for you and shake your hand. no kissing/eye contact please.

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

THERAPIST: Real-life Dr. Doofenshmirtz isn’t real. He can’t hurt you. REAL-LIFE DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ:

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Mine was always “Written In Haste” youtu.be/1ZlmjZ-rIBU?...

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Haste

YouTube video by NancyPantsTM

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A cannoli is just a dessert taquito

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 04/10/2026

People always jump to "he's gonna hunt me for sport " and I gotta stop and explain to them that just because a billionaire has tricked you into a wilderness area and is pursuing you with a gun doesn't mean he's hunting you for sport. You don't know his heart.

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Booort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'd be super comfortable if I'd done a bunch of horrendous and/or illegal on behalf of my boss who now sounds like Horse_ebooks

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Apparently it’s still billions of years away, but at least the needle’s moving in the right direction

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“Aliens are invading! Aliens are invading!” Sounds like a YOUfo, not a MEfo

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

*guy inventing built-in lazy suzans* Look how the tables have turned!

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

[Apple picking] SISTER: What should we get? A peck? A bushel? WIFE: Would you want to split a peck? How big is a peck? ME: ANYTHING BUT THE FUCKING METRIC SYSTEM

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ME: Do you think we all secretly worship the sleep god Somnambulax and that our beds are the altars upon which we pray to him? INTERVIEWER: …questions about the *job*?

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

BRAIN: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering? PINKY: I think so Brain, but if she’s an easy lover and she’ll take your heart and you won’t feel it, what would a hard lover do to you? Is it even possible to beat nightmare difficulty?

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Now you can be afraid of you internet irl as well!

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I know Daft Punk are actually life-sized Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots, I just can’t prove it

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James Doakes Doakes Meme

Alt: James Doakes Doakes Meme

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

*quickly amends my doordash order*

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“I went to a gender reveal party and they just released bees” Were the bees painted blue or pink??? “…” WERE THEY BOY BEES OR GIRL BEES???????

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026

So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Did you know you can just go to the emergency room waiting room and just watch ESPN???

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

* laying in the middle of the freeway No, things are good, why do you ask?

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier

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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

for whom the bell tacos

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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The 20's are already half over, can we bring back referring to legs as "getaway sticks."

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s real. They’re… weird. I had one and couldn’t decide if I liked it and haven’t eaten the rest (which probably answers my question) Flavorwise it’s originally pleasantly sweet and then gets to a weird semi-savory place that I’m not sure how I feel about

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