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Jon Baker

@thejonbaker.bsky.social

1.6K followers 426 following 3.3K posts

Dad, geek, lover of all things comedy. I draw the webcomic @AlarminglyBad

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 18h

Every day we inch closer to getting my shit blown smooth off by my toilet

Alarmingly Bad comic where the machine uprising happens and a smart toilet pulls a gun on a man

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Fuck me I’m going to be dead or homeless or both before this stops being relevant

Everyone gets a puppy - 49.9%
Diarrhea Forever - 50.1%

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The political ads are gonna be fucking fire

Gowron with an angry expression and VHS-like freeze-frame distortion with the words “Everyone was harmed during the making of this video”

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Post a meme made by you

“He’s out of line but he’s right” meme but Zemo says “Free Palestine” and Falcon says “He’s Macklemore… but he’s right”

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

THERAPIST: Real-life Dr. Doofenshmirtz isn’t real. He can’t hurt you. REAL-LIFE DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ:

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Spider-LAN

A router looking like a big ass spider on the ceiling

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.

Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

New favorite quote

“Anybody can play. The note is only 20 percent. The attitude of the
motherfucker who plays it is 80 percent.”

- Miles Davis

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

bands don’t have this guy in the lineup anymore and it fucken sucks

Epic Sax Guy

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You look me in the eye and tell me they’re not related

Goomba from the 1993 Mario Brothers Movie

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

HEY NOW, ALL STAR, PUT THAT BACK IN YOUR PANTS

The Original Bomb Pop with a Shrek tie in for some reason

The popsicle start not quite, but still uncomfortably close to Shrek’s pelvis, which is certainly a choice

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gonna tell my kids this was the world’s first YouTube thumbnail

The Scream

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Was wondering what the bad guy from The Lorax was up to these days

Aloysius O’Hare from The Lorax

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So I just hosted another company (supplier/customer - it’s a weird relationship) at work and it went well But the other main guy hosting with me, whom I’d never met in person and is more Sales-y, had glasses on the entire meeting AND ALSO a pair of aviator sunglasses on top of his head like this

Guy with sunglasses on his head

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is the hopeless place Rihanna found love in

Waffle Squarf

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Why in the ever living fuck am I getting FanDuel ads in fucking Discord???

My Discord status… screen(? Popup?) with an ad on top of it for FanDuel with a “Get Reward!” call to action on it

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I just realized with the next comic I’m working on I gave myself the perfect opportunity to draw Don Hertzfeldt and by golly I think I’m gonna do it

Gyoooooooo wahhhhhhhhh

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

He looks like he got stuck mid-Animorph transition to whatever this is

The McConnell looking mfer from Pan’s Labyrinth

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

MAKE X THE CORPSE OF A DEAD BLUE BIRD

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Meme from Lord of the Rings where Frodo says “All right then. Keep your secrets” to Gandalf

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

How it feels to log on to social media today

The “he’s out of line but he’s right” meme except it’s Zemo saying “Free Palestine” and Falcon says “he’s Macklemore, but he’s right”

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Hey Meta? Fuck you

Meta trying to pawn off a personal AI agent in my Instagram feed

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring:

Michael Carpenter from The Dresden Files

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I think this arcade game gives kids unrealistic expectations about being able to afford gas

Perfect Pump, a game where you have to pump the perfect amount of gas and the closer you get the more tickets you earn

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Who's the most chaotic choice to give the One Ring to?

Deadpool

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The full context is even crazier Michelangelo looks like he only just realized what he’s gotten himself into

Tweet about Michelangelo backup singing Vanilla Ice at a concert at Mar-a-Lego

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Michelangelo freaking out

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Don’t mind me just losing my fucking mind in Excel

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Not even close

Super Smash Bros 64

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Don’t say yussy Don’t say yussy Don’t say yussy Don’t say yussy Don’t sAY YUSSY DON’T SAY YUSSY DON’T SAY YUSSY DON’T SAY YUSSY DON’T SAY YUSSY

Yussy

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

We’ve lost the fucking plot

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Meanwhile, in Alaska

3 spidermen pointing at each other

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Doomsday movie poster with the words that say “oh god I farted in the doom suit”

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’m escaping to the one place that isn’t killing off the best of us

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Comic Sans Comic. Sans. I don’t know why I’m like this either

Sans from Undertale doing stand up. Comic Sans

I hate myself

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Look, not everything needs to be optimized

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I ain’t watching all that
I’m happy for u tho
Or sorry that happened

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

We really will use literally fucking anything other than the mertic system

12 mega rolls = 48 regular rolls = 8 mega XL rolls

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Same energy

IASIP throwing rocks at trains

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Every day we stray further from god’s light

Skibidi toilet hangers

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I know I’m not the world’s biggest Star Trek fan, but what the fuck is this card

Badgey, Malicious Glitch, a mtg card spoiled today

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I don’t know if heaven exists, but hell is real and we made it ourselves

Italian brainrot trading card collection

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Eric Andre shooting meme, but it’s this dude shooting his own brain

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Maybe he’s (she’s?) part Costanza?

The Costanza Pose

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

From the people that brought you “Moderate Enthusiasm” and “Somewhat Interested” comes

Limited Hype

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

What hath science wrought?

Mooster Roger’s Neighborhood

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I’m at the coooooooombination Dunkin’ Donuts Papa Gino’s

Dunkin’ Donuts and Papa Gino’s sign

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

This plushie is my spirit animal

A stuffed dumpster fire that says “I’m fine… everything’s fine”

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN MENTIONED THOUSANDS OF
TIMES IN THE EPSTEIN FILES
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUCH DUDE
TO HOLD HIM ACCOUNTABLE?