Reposted by DanRay Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred. 6598051822
Reposted by DanMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 50166615466
Reposted by DanRob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026ELON MUSK: [speaking into watch] what should i say to mark zuckerberg WATCH: hello mark zuckerberg ELON MUSK: no no I’M not mark zuckerberg, i’m elon MARK ZUCKERBERG: [to watch] hello 81393207
Reposted by DanDave Jones @popzeus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I genuinely had no idea that Jules Verne has the world's most metal grave 08222
Reposted by Dantoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 193115093131
Reposted by DanPatrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026new wolfenstein looks like shit 299125492471
Reposted by DanDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 14098481639
Reposted by DanEmily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.wisn.comSkydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airportFour people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m. 123103492687
Reposted by DanSteve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on 4397421240
Reposted by DanLouis D Strong (The D stands for Dracula) @louisdstrong.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Bad luck, cows 17526
Reposted by DanCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Count Binface meets the press: JAPAN 351402223
Reposted by DanCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The dress code said “wear a tuxedo”. Photo from my collection, no date/info. 363973489
Reposted by DanJim Trinca @jimtrinca.bsky.social · 03/08/2026If there was one chimp in the forest who kept hoarding all the nuts, the other chimps wouldn't sit around talking about market realities affecting the nut supply, they'd go and batter fuck out of him with sticks 08019
Reposted by Danceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil 3666151247
Reposted by DanWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 14/07/2026This is Chase. He's been branded as something of an escape artist. Unfortunately there were witnesses and victims in his latest attempt. 14/10 (TT: whimsicaleyecrustys) 1597270742
Reposted by DanChariot Rider @chariotrider.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Since the spring of 2023, I have been creating a non-violent art museum in Doom. My goal was to find art that engaged with the themes that informed Doom's creation, while also exploring the possibilities of virtual museum spaces. Please enjoy this museum. Download link below 292187806
Reposted by DanOrc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Finally realized why Mr. Beast's smile is so familiar. He smiles like the guy on the cover of the Camp Jellyjam Goosebumps book 7947021331
Reposted by Danjenny hanniver 🌈✌🌱 @jennyhanniver.bsky.social · 30/06/2026(writing this down) 2899653206
Reposted by DanJames Wallis @jameswallis.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Babe wake up, new industrial band five-album discography just dropped 612769636
Reposted by DanRob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 24/06/2026So, I know magpies are one for sorrow, two for joy etc but what does it mean when one is just stone dead from apparent heat exhaustion in the middle of the street? 6145
Reposted by DanSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 22/06/2026we've tried switching PMs but has anyone attempted switching cats 1317415
Reposted by DanJay Tholen @jaytholen.net · 19/06/2026RIP Bobby Prince. this 1993 clip of him explaining the Commander Keen menu music is amazing. worth a watch even if you don't give a rip about Keen. source link below. 222456893
Reposted by DanThat Tom Hall @thattomhall.bsky.social · 19/06/2026RIP Bobby Prince. His music legacy will live on, making inspired music for Commander Keen, Wolfenstein 3D, DOOM, countless others. A true legend. And such a nice man, great musician, wonderful, fun-loving man, nothing but happy memories of him. A loss to the world. 7254642223
Reposted by DanJim Trinca @jimtrinca.bsky.social · 31/05/2026If they remastered this I honestly wouldn't care about GTA 6 man 1375
Reposted by DanEd Jennings @edjennings.bsky.social · 29/05/2026It's all kicking off in Canterbury. 1163746780
Reposted by DanfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 26/05/2026THE INVISIBLE MAN, after explaining himself: have i made myself clear 926263
Reposted by DanTyler King @tyleraking.com · 09/05/2026This website shows you what your browser is leaking about you. sinceyouarrived.world/takensinceyouarrived.worldtaken.A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of them tell you. 491483734
Reposted by DanJames Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Fair to say our D&D game got a bit derailed this afternoon. 1626756588
Reposted by Dan👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 14/04/202622 Short Films About Springfield first aired on 14th April 1996, making Steamed Hams thirty years old today. 14671254
Reposted by DanDustrial @dustrial.net · 07/04/2026The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection 4978692472
Reposted by DanWill Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2026People have forgotten that the original purpose of social media was to post cat photos and make dad jokes. 2020116
Reposted by DanNick Slawicz @ellingtonelms.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually. 5479721845
Reposted by DanMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 07/04/2026feel like as millennials we kept being told that sure, the economy was bad but at least we'd never had to spend any time in a world where it felt like major, global, maybe even nuclear conflict could erupt at any moment and well well well: who's laughing now 1651472
Reposted by DanBench (Ben Frenchman) @benfrenchman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026There's something a bit poignant about a Bluetooth device failing to connect to another device right next to it when they're the only Bluetooth devices for hundreds of thousands of kilometres around. 4662511295
Reposted by Danthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/04/2026*movie trailer guy voice* 11097831741
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
