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Dalton Smith

@thedaltonsmith.bsky.social
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Father of cats, eater of snacks, dungeoner of dragons.

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Jacob Graveison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Fullmetal Alchemist and Mean Girls Day one and all!
Don't forget October 3rd fullmetal alchemist Mean Girls October 3rd
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Skull Boy loves to share jokes with friends! (Bluesky Edition 💀)
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sincerely this would have caused a schism in Judaism during the times of the Sages
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"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members
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"would the angels consider us bestiality" Follow-up thread created and instantly closed with the forum going into lockdown temporally
#spicy theology
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
GODZILLA AND KONG ARE GONNA FUCK THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/08/2026
A phenomenal woman
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Animorphs (1/3)
Page 1, 3 panels. Panel 1: group of friends in a public party setting. A guy asks one of the girls, “you’ve really never heard of Animorphs?” The girl laughs, “never!” Panel 2: later, the girl is now alone and unlocking the door to her apartment. Panel 3: as she enters the apartment, she morphs into a wildebeest. She thinks to herself, “no one can know.”
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.
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Howie Day @howieeday.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Howdy! Here's an update to the last video, longer, with better music, way more detail, and VO. I hope you like it. 4K in the 🧵!
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Anti-Fascist Translator Monkey @translatormonkey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 26/07/2026
this is true but bugs bunny is also gay bugs bunny [checks notes] wait sorry motoko kusanagi is bisexual bugs bunny [checks notes] hold on that's also bugs bunny. motoko kusanagi is girl bugs bunny [checks notes] hold on that's also-
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 26/03/2024
“I’m gonna fuck Dracula” vs “I absolutely fucked Dracula”
Lisa from the first episode of Castlevania. She has just met Dracula, and has an intrigued smile.A portrait of Lisa from a later episode of Castlevania. She is holding her infant son and has a knowing smile.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A Harajuku model in high platforms is crouching, holding a photoshopped pink gun, and staring at the camera w/ a vivid pink and flower cartoon background and a sparkling disco ball.

"Being disliked by a loser is a top tier compliment"
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Spicymancer @spicymancer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Dungeon Mastery
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Even when you’re talking about a detestable monster like Melania Trump you shouldn’t use “hooker” or “whore” as a pejorative. Her status as a former sex worker is the least offensive thing about her.
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hey as someone who really likes demos and especially amplifying indie developers and small projects for Next Fest: if you use AI I will not talk about your work, not recommend it to people or, at best, tell people to avoid your work.
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Stephan Krosecz @stephank.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If access to looking at another consenting adult's genitals can cause society to collapse, then it must be a pretty damn fragile society.
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Bronze Age Babies @bronzeagebabies.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
Dave Dorman’s Darth Vader
Vader with light saber, in front of a flaming shipVader vs. AhsokaVader, light saber drawn, with a star destroyer and tie fighters in the backgroundStar Wars: A New Hope-era painting with characters from the film surrounding a larger center image of Vader
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The Star Wars Underworld @theswu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pedro Pascal dressed up as Din Djarin and surprised fans at Disneyland! #TheMandalorianAndGrogu
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Kros @krossan.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
#starfox 🦊
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The Mass Effect discourse is so fucking dumb. Yes, it's a pro-military pro-extrajudicial violence post-9/11 right wing wet dream AND it's a fun space opera romp that was a successor to KOTOR I can acknowledge that Die Hard is a conservative's movie and still think it's great. What are we doing here
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Dave Dorman, 1994
Dave Dorman, 1994
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
it's so fucking funny they were like "what if the womanizing arrogant pilot was a lady" and then didn't let her womanize at all
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
One of my favorite animal videos, probably taken at Disney's Animal Kingdom: four asian small-clawed otters racing back and forth across the grass like a troop of predatory socks, hopping up to try and snatch a butterfly out of the air.
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I hate Al and I refuse to use it

Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money

I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Watching Big Trouble in Little China again, and god what an all timer. I saw a handful of movies with Victor Wong as a kid, this, Tremors, and Price of Darkness, and he was such a great actor.
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a man in a suit and tie is surrounded by lightning strikes
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is surrounded by lightning strikes
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Nat Harkness 🇵🇷🏳‍⚧🧹 #VisionDivison @peanutbutterwhisky.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
A philosophy I've held on to for years now is that every Star Wars is someone's favorite regardless of your own thoughts on it. I don't like everything (The Book of Boba Fett comes to mind) but that is "peak Star Wars" to someone out there. Being a SW fan is very peaceful when you remember that.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
[P] Um...you guys know you're gonna need the troops on your side when you try to invalidate the 2028 election, right?
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 29/03/2026
this is turning out to be one of the onion's all-time classics
Headline from The Onion: Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI
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Ian / Sìne @vonaether.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Elmo and Bella from Twilight in a forest. Bella asks "how old are you?" Elmo replies "Elmo is three years old." Bella follows up, "how long have you been three?" Elmo replies "a while."
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Simpsons racecar bed meme, Milhouse's dad is saying "I use ChatGPT to generate ideas" and below Homer says "I use my brain"
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Mateus @meiloorun.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Literally. A woman, Lucille Ball, got Star Trek made when no one else in the industry would. Later, another woman, Bjo Trimble, rallied the fans to save it from cancelation.
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
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BOO!👻 LAO GATE! @cheflubu.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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The Sojourn Audio Drama @thesojourn.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
We are an indie production frequently walking the tightrope of financial oblivion and we're still able to make sure every piece of concept art, every bit of research, every line of dialog, every piece of music, is made by a paid human being. If we can do it, so can anyone. Bollocks to AI. - Dan
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
tapping the sign
a grainy image of john waters saying "remember, pornographers have always been on our side. Brave, ready to fight for our rights. Smut is our friend."
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Watching the episode where Trunks debuted and was briefly the coolest a character has ever been completely rewrote my brain
Trunks in his DBZ outfit
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
"The two-hour session was led by Anna Duncan, a Durham organizer with the National Domestic Workers Alliance, and Manju Rajendran of Ready the Ground, a North Carolina group that trains volunteers in social justice movements."
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 17/11/2025
Before The Mandalorian. Before Andor. The Star Wars Holiday Special aired on CBS 47 years ago today.
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The Star Wars Holiday Special 1978 (FULL) (No Commercials)
YouTube video by Star Wars Coffee
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Chad @chadbti.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Still thinking about them
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Mel Miniatures @melminiatures.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
A thread for all the Alphabet Wings with some info about them or my ideas for the designs I made. Some might be obvious but you might find this guide interesting. 🧵
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