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Jacob Davison

@jacobdavison.bsky.social
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He/Him. Writer, movie theater staff and frequent guest, and general cyberpunk. Check out my youtube channel with all kinds of shorts I made: youtube.com/@matinee5productions

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 46m
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

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nvidia “Unites States”
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 57m
When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.
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Jacob Davison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 45m
He looks as horrible as he is inside.
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Jacob Davison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 51m
Cinco Eye Tanning system tim and eric
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Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Halloweentown- dir. Robert Eggers
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 1h
God I'm so tired of seeing rapists everywhere. I hate these fucking braindead pigs, I hate watching them gorge on power and money for no reason except that they want it, I hate knowing they're torturing women with impunity, I hate seeing their smug stupid fucking faces on the news.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 2h
Primetime is now in theaters from A24.
Eyes that have seen some things.
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BJ Colangelo @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 2h
The biggest jumpscare in the IT miniseries is when Richard Thomas turns his head and reveals his ponytail.
Richard Thomas as Bill smiling next to a bicycle tire. Richard Thomas as Bill visiting Georgie’s grave and showing off his long ponytail.
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Meredith McClaren @iniquitousfish.bsky.social · 2h
Every single media: 'Hey! You wanna hear about AI?' On my very last thread: 'No, not really. It has been one of the three things that has dominated all life for the better part of a year, it brings me no joy, and people won't shut up about it.' Media: 'Oh.' Media: 'Well, that's all we got so-'
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 2h
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Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 2h
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Grand Closing Grand Opening
ALT: Grand Closing Grand Opening
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 2h
masonic temple, 6th street, seneca, kansas, 1988
masonic temple, 6th street, seneca, kansas, 1988
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Jacob Davison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 2h
Failed her way up so high she fell down.
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No, No. Dig Up, Stupid!
Alt: No, No. Dig Up, Stupid!
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 3h
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 4h
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 4h
I am an AI doomer inasmuch as I feel strongly that AI is doomed and that it is our responsibility to accelerate that doom.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 4h
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 4h
microdosing the Ark of the Covenant
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 5h
America hates Lose Girl, the woman famous for losing!
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Zoe Tunnell ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 5h
Objectively A Clone Saga adaptation where you can't use *Peter Parker* is impossibly funny
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 6h
We’ll all be calling it AI anyway, just like how it’s still “Twitter”.
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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 6h
This is good to see publicized but also it’s not news to anyone who’s actually paid attention to electoral politics over the past few years.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 6h
DIGGER being such a MORTDECAI-sized bomb that it threatens the sale to Paramount would be a very funny result to all this
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 6h
Who people in gas masks sitting on a sidewalk in what appears to be a post apocalypse type setting 

Person 1: I miss the internet 
Person two hands them a piece of paper they just wrote on. It says "PS1 had like 90,000 RPGs and the N64 had maybe 2. Please Retweet 
Person 1: thank you

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Akela Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 6h
One of the few saving graces of the Trump era is that he chose to champion and surround himself with goddamn morons. Their loyalty is perfectly matched with their lack of intelligence.
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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 7h
We didn't deserve HELLRAISER. We still don't. What a vision. Also, Japanese posters are such fire.
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Sarah N. @vermillionworks.bsky.social · 10h
#AnimeILove #MoviesILove | Robot Carnival (1987) "I'm still waiting for my prince to rescue me from my solitude."
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Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 10h
reports of customers experiencing "teeth turning into piano keys" while loudly exclaiming certain groups to be "da cwaziest peoples"
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 11h
When Over the Garden Wall first came out I made an essay sized post on Tumblr about how the show was an instant classic and that it might take a few years to stick but it was going to be a seasonal staple/ annual rewatch in October. I still feel kinda smug about being right.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 11h
Avengers: Doomsday is just that good!
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Creepy Duck Design @creepyduckart.bsky.social · 11h
Incredibly proud to unveil my official poster for #jordandowney upcoming #thecycle 🩸 I can't recommend this film enough. Honestly, one of the best horror movies I've seen in recent years. Do yourself a favour and check it out on @shudder.com Oct 23rd! 😉🤘 @bloody-disgusting.com
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Zoe Tunnell ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 10h
WHAT
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Jacob Davison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 11h
RESIDENT EVIL (2026) Dir. Zach Cregger
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 12h
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 12h
I love scream kings in horror. I love a man absolutely having a bad time and shrieking and crying and freaking out. I love them.
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caitlin rose boyle @caitlinroseboyle.com · 12h
i need to do a new one of these where the screaming is approaching a fever pitch
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12h
the left has gotten sports, in its entirety, in the national divorce this is why bluesky is the official app of sports
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 14h
I hate talking about AI every day but I recognize the active danger it represents to nature and the human inspiration that has made my life worthwhile. I cannot overlook the end goal the obscenely wealthy have always had for this tech: to squeeze the rest of us even further out of a modest living.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 14h
Norway has solution to this actually, stay at home parents can get their share of the public daycare subsidy as cash, that way parents are not pushed one way or the other. the problem of course is virtually no one on the center or right actually gives a shit about parents
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Nina Modaffari @ninamodaffari.bsky.social · 13h
absolutely no hatred towards teen fantasy but I heard someone once call titles that are like 'a crown of blank and blank' stories as 'A kraft of mac and cheese' and I cannot stop thinking about it
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13h
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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Jhonen V @jhnenvee.bsky.social · 20h
The only thing keeping me anchored to this dimension anymore is the soundtrack for the new Resident Evil movie.
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For Unlawful Cinematic Knowledge @fuckpodcast.bsky.social · 20h
New today (well, yesterday): Kolleen and @jacobdavison.bsky.social take a long hike through the evil woods as they talk DEMONWARP!
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Jacob Davison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 20h
We have a surplus of mad kings.
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 22h
Coyote Vs Acme is available to stream now. I encourage everyone to watch it!
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Coyote Vs Acme Coyote Vs Acme 2026
ALT: Coyote Vs Acme Coyote Vs Acme 2026
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 20h
subway restaurant, meridian, idaho, 2004
subway restaurant, meridian, idaho, 2004
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
36 years ago today, September 28, 1990, Marge Simpson wrote the First Lady. When Barbara Bush told People Magazine in 1990 that #TheSimpsons was “the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen,” the Simpsons writers decided to respond off-camera, penning a letter to Mrs. Bush.
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John-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 29/09/2026
girls night out 🥊🪑
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
“sorry, honey, I didn’t think the people obsessed with the weird harry potter fanfic were going to end up running the world, that’s on me”
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Zoe Tunnell ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
PROFESSOR CHARLES XAVIER'S SCHOOL FOR THE GIFTED
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