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Gareth Bellamy

@thebellow.bsky.social
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Working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. Maximising shareholder value. Here if you need anything, let me know.

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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Des @desdelboy.bsky.social · 18h
Wednesday
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Gareth Bellamy @thebellow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cool. I guess the key thing is whether other people get tired of you telling them?
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Elizabeth Cantwell @eccantwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here to tell you that the chemistry and tension in this scene still hits for 2026 teenagers, as evidenced by the very vocal reactions of my students today
Dorothy Malone and Humphrey Bogart in the bookstore scene in 1946’s The Big Sleep
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Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
US official frantically writing the new official back story for the Fairford Doggers.
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Stephen J. Cannell Typing & Throwing Paper
ALT: Stephen J. Cannell Typing & Throwing Paper
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David Barnett @davidmbarnett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's never "AI agent breaks containment, cures cancer, does a bit of tidying up and puts the kettle on", is it?
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 28/09/2026
Chewie, Lewis and The News Artist: The Twisted Omentum b3ta.com/board/11431506 From the 'Unlikely Siblings' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/unlikelysiblings… #UnlikelySiblings
An image made by The Twisted Omentum posted on B3ta, front paged by the moderators, and reposted on Bluesky by code automatically.

Subject: Chewie, Lewis and The News

Body: pea
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Nick J. Brown @northernmailman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vic and Bob as Tinker’s Rucksack introduce themselves
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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 28/09/2026
Lol. Not even a major crime, as they're out on bail. Maybe it was a meet strangers, wear hoods, and wank each other off club.
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Gareth Bellamy @thebellow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today's lunchtime walk, spores, moulds and fungus.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Donna Rees @donnarees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Depeche Maude.
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Why Don't YouTube? @whydontyoutube.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
50 YEARS AGO TODAY: Play School, and more directly Johnny Ball, introduces a new presenter to play a leaf game with.
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Modern Toss @moderntoss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate myself for this but when someone announces they are doing a marathon my interest really kicks in if they then say they haven’t done the training and it’s next week.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 27/09/2026
First look:
Sid James on a chopper
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Gareth Bellamy @thebellow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An audit yesterday has revealed it's possible I can read all the unread books I own if a) I make it my full time job from tomorrow b) live until I'm in my late 90s and c) stop buying more books. And yet, more books keep arriving. It's like the bloody magic porridge pot here but with books
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Xanderl @xanderl.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
That feeling when your previous designer takes London by storm shortly before being killed in a water-skiiing accident. #HowardsWay
Jan Howard saying "My previous designer had just taken London by storm ..."Burt Kwouk listening to Jan Howard say "... when he was killed in a water-skiing accident."
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Donna Rees @donnarees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh go on, as it's Bryan's birthday... youtu.be/o52frxSBt-I?...
youtu.be
Roxy Music | Street Life | Top of the Pops | 22 November 1973
YouTube video by Nacho Video
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
new favourite Smaug dropped
the 1968 "pleasure in reading" edition of the hobbit featuring an adorable bright pink Smaug torching the inhabitants of lake town
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Andy Burnham rules out giving workshy fops like Reeves the time of day
Bob as Graham Lister
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A big wet chef's kiss to the WH Smiths employee responsible for that sticker placement.
A sticker covering the P and I of the magazine title 'Pick Me Up!'
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Richard Wells @slipperyjack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Granted, I haven't seen Blue Velvet in a while, but that's not how I would describe it... www.arrowfilms.com/p/blue-velve...
An outlandish mix of slapstick, romance, drama and high-voltage kung fu from legendary martial arts filmmaker Sammo Hung (The Prodigal Son). Pay the fare and take the ride in Pedicab Driver!
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#REFUNDTHEBBC
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Jacob Phillips @thatjacobphillips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The people of the internet have spoken! A big thank you to everyone who has already picked up a copy of THAT TEXAS BLOOD: HELL COMES TO ALLISON RANCH #1! And thank you to everyone spreading the good word.
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Gareth Bellamy @thebellow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guys, let me reassure you. I'm going nowhere.
A screenshot of an FT story saying 'Peter Hargreaves: Britain cannot afford to lose more 'big taxpayers'
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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 25/09/2026
I feel the FT could have worked this headline a bit harder.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
- Britney Spears performs live with Albino python. - Jack Palance to do one-armed push ups. - Keir Starmer trips on way to podium to collect Best Actress award.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 24,1949
P1- SLUGGO IS AT NANCY’S HOUSE 
NANCY: I WANT YOU TO TAKE MY CAKE OVER TO THE BAKING CONTEST 
P2- SLUGGO IS CARRYING NANCY’S CAKE TO THE CONTEST 
SLUGGO:MMM --- IT SMELLS SO GOOD 
P3 - SLUGGO CAN NO LONGER RESIST 
SLUGGO: IT'S NO USE--I CAN'T RESIST IT
SLUGGO EATS THE WHOLE CAKE
P4- WITHOUT THE CAKE SLUGGO IS STANDING ON THE COUNTER NEXT TO THE OTHER ENTRIES OF THE  CAKE BAKING CONTEST 
SLUGGO IS WEARING A SIGN IT READS…

TAKE 
MY WOID 
FOR IT-
NANCY'S
WAS
POIFECT

ONE OF THE LADIES THAT IS JUDGING THE CAKE BAKING CONTEST LOOKS SLUGGO’S SIGN WITH SHOCK
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 24/09/2026
Sad news about Captain Gak Sparrow
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Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...
glasgowlive.co.uk
Burst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on path
The issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens.
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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Gareth Bellamy @thebellow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What's this country coming to when you can't even knife a dinghy in the middle of the English channel without getting arrested???
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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PM pledges to bring back wanking in the stands at football games. "It's unfair to make fans go 90 minutes without a tommy tank, especially as the ball is the same shape as a boob."
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Gwyllm Llwydd @gwyllm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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@geoffmcgivern.bsky.social @gmcgiv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
said anything about attacks on RNLI and its' volunteers and their property? I ask because I've seen nowt.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trains should have a noisy carriage instead of a quiet carriage. Keep all the cunts in one place.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Improve a paragraph with “he denied drinking a bottle of gin”.
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Gareth Bellamy @thebellow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As the old saying has it, go to the toilet like nobody is watching.
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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Turns out there's another exhibit in the Five Star/Matt Bianco rude caller canon
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Weeeeeeeeeee . 😍
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Gareth Bellamy @thebellow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I like the fact someone took this photo of the Chancellor which makes him look like he was singing 'Move Closer' by Phyllis Nelson.
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍻 @bagpuss.org · 22/09/2026
Well here's a thing - an interview with "Diarrhoea man" John Weldon!
youtu.be
'IM THE DIARRHOEA MAN' 🤣 | Interviewing the VIRAL Pepto Bismol Advert Star
YouTube video by Flook Fights
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John Lister - johnlisterwriting.com @johnlister.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The tuition fees are £9,000 a year but you get a free 2:1.
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Donna Rees @donnarees.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That's where Dr Strangelove went! #Mastermind
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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This clip is a few of my favourite thing.
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He was only trying to tighten his nuts.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 19/09/2026
Remember that old prank with the flaming bag of dogshit on the doorstep? They're back! But they're on streaming and they say "From Guy Ritchie" on them.
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