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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So, they failed to run this ad past any Australians. It look me a LONG time to realise it wasn't 'Cuntier"
Cropped section, of a jewellery ad, text reads:

Looks like c**tier.
Feeds a family in Gaza
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have broken my toe. Do not recommend.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Denmark is trolling Trump.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Russia has been banned from International Football for 4.5 years. Israel who are committing Genocide hasn't been banned for 1 second. Ban Israel.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
But they were all of them deceived, for another Duran was made
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Idk how to explain it, but cosmic crisps taste like toy apples.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Penny Allman-Payne @pennyallmanpayne.com · 07/09/2026
Spare me this performative bullshit, Senator. The thousands lost in Nepal and Tibet died because political parties like yours have been bought by fossil fuel dollars. It’s that simple. You say you have “sympathy”? Not enough sympathy to stop cooking the planet apparently.
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Jewish Council of Australia @jewishcouncilau.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Jewish Council supports the decision of the 12 countries who have put trade restrictions on illegal Israeli settlements and urges the Australian government to do the same and then go further, imposing country-level sanctions. www.jewishcouncil.com.au/2026/09/jewi...
jewishcouncil.com.au
Jewish Council welcomes UK, Canada, France and others banning settlement trade, urges Australia to not be left behind
MEDIA RELEASE 09 September 2026 The Jewish Council of Australia welcomes moves by twelve countries including the UK, Canada, and […]
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Kent Parkstreet @kentparkskeet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What if we nationalise all the golf courses and turn them into public parks? I believe golf is the problem.
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Kent Parkstreet @kentparkskeet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Your taxes support this fuckery. None of it is about the well being of their victims. All of it is about reducing the cost for the church. Bastards.
abc.net.au
Catholic schools body moves to cut ties with Christian Brothers
A national organisation set up by the Christian Brothers that runs 61 Catholic schools across Australia is considering severing its ties with the order amid mounting tensions over abuse payouts.
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Meidas Rick ❌🚫🇺🇸🇮🇪🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱💙🐸 @sgtrick.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Stop making fun of Trump’s hair or else there will be hell toupée.
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Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 03/09/2026
Identity Verification Is Broken. The 153 Million Driver’s Licenses Now for Sale Are Proof gizmodo.com/identity-verification-i…
gizmodo.com
Identity Verification Is Broken. The 153 Million Driver’s Licenses Now for Sale Are Proof
A massive trove of driver’s license scans allegedly stolen from an identity verification company shows the danger of creating honey pots of our most sensitive documents for malicious actors to exploit.
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gee, this is probably something that shouldn't be shared. Or reposted. Or sent to everyone you know.😁
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Job tats
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/08/2026
I've never seen such an effort to censor a document as I have the Amnesty International report on gender critical groups because of JK Rowling. They removed the report from the Wayback Machine and now I got a DMCA strike on my Google Drive for having it. It was deleted and removed from my account.
A screenshot of an email viewed in dark mode with the subject line "Google DMCA Violation." The email from Google informs the recipient that they have received a notification under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) that some of their materials allegedly infringe on copyrights. It explains the removal process, mentions that notice details will be posted on Lumen, warns against repeated violations, and lists one affected Google Drive URL at the bottomA nearly identical mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. It shows a search for the same Amnesty International UK resources URL, resulting in the same message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."A mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. A URL for an Amnesty International UK resources page is entered in the search bar, but the page displays the message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Amidala talking to Anakin meme. 
1st panel, Anakin asks 'do you like plums?'
2nd panel, Amidala says 'yeah, I'm actually saving some for breakfast'
3rd panel, Anakin stares
4th panel, Amidala looks horrified
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Just George Oh 🤘😎💨 @timmytwoshirts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Kent Parkstreet @kentparkskeet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is populist bullshit. Laws had to be created to compel construction companies to match basic standards. Bragg is essentially saying poor people don’t deserve safe housing. #AusPol
abc.net.au
From a tome to a pamphlet: Liberal vows to demolish building code
Opposition housing spokesperson Andrew Bragg has promised to slash the National Construction Code from over 2,000 pages to 80 if elected.
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Friendly reminder
A woman with tall hair, glasses, and a cigarette holds a paper. A luck cat jumps in the background
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Senator David Shoebridge @davidshoebridge.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is a Minister who is purposeful delaying family reunion visas, denying refugees protection and scapegoating migrants for issues his Government created. It is not surprise Labor is in a race to the bottom on immigration, but it is toxic politics. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
abc.net.au
Labor was poised to reveal massive migration cuts, then suddenly delayed
The ABC understands the cuts to migration numbers are contentious within Labor, but no reason for the delay is given.
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Salt is weird. Here, dissolve these rocks in your food, it'll taste way better.
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Kent Parkstreet @kentparkskeet.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m not hangry, I’m hdisappointed.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/07/2026
Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary theonion.com/teacher-required-to-pr…
Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
why the FUCK would you advertise your brand of backpack with zero photos of the inside? I WANT TO KNOW WHAT I CAN FIT IN IT
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Anwyn @anwyn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You could not pay me enough to be answering this medical centre's phones on this day. Not enough money in the world.
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
porting an ex-colleague's load-bearing perl scripts to python everything is arm-waving stream-of-consciousness blather The one thing he knew was that Good Programmers never hardcode constants. So every string is built up through 9 layers of indirection that I have to scroll up to manually resolve
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 08/07/2026
javascript: "where does the number go? that's right, the string hole!"
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Brandon T. Snider @brandontsnider.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Back on my bullsh
an image that has boxes and a flow chart- GET A NEW IDEA > START A NEW PROJECT > TELL EVERYONE. the pattern repeats circularly, ignoring the box that says FINISH PROJECT
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lostjared @lostjared.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Now this sounds awesome.
tomshardware.com
Pong game recompiles its own source code every frame — winning entry at IOCCC29 was generated by a custom compiler
The IOCCC29 winner writes each frame as fresh C source, compiles it, then runs it.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
lmfao why tf is there an Israeli flag onstage
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
went to bed disgustingly early last night, and I'm just plain pissed off at how much better I feel today
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Welcome to the Great American State Fair
Infamous image from the Glasgow Willy Wonka “Chocolate Experience”
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
soggy
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Anything claiming to be truffle flavoured actually tastes like the air in a vinyl beach ball.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Morning.
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 23/06/2026
[via IG: lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]
efinger
lickin' good"
implies the existence of toe-sucking evil
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John Sandy @shand.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Parks and Reich
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Irma Squirma 👻 🐛 @eckslibris.northsky.social · 20/06/2026
With alt text
Black poster with blue letters, almost looks like a movie poster: 
FUCK OFF I'M
NOT GIVING YOU A
GOVT ID
YOU ARE A
FUCKING WEBSITE
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"
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Luke Russell @lukerussell.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Motherfucker can't even win a war against algae.
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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 15/06/2026
ui design is my passion
some website with a twitch chat embedded, but a "cookies and advertising choices" popup takes up 60% of the chat embed, a "pinned message" takes up 10%, another "disable this in settings" takes up 10%, and the rest of the ui takes up 20%. the chat is visible through four and a half rows of pixels only.
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nordacious @nordacious.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
still thinking about the time my brother made my food-allergic nephew a birthday dino-cake out of watermelon. 10/10 no notes.
Homemade dinosaur birthday cake made from carved watermelon, decorated with pineapple spikes, blueberries and strawberries. Created by a dad for his food-allergic son.
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Is it bad that I really, REALLY want to see Susie cosplaying Gideon?
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I would like to propose a new feature for eval(), where it punches you in the face whenever you type it.
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