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@thebananaking.bsky.social
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lefty aussie adhd IT guy

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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 35m
the support for israel is... problematic
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Penny Allman-Payne @pennyallmanpayne.com · 11h
If you're head of the business lobby and you want the Labor Party to do something for you, simply text Anthony Albanese personally and he'll get onto it right away! 🫡
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 12/10/2026
ive been murdered
me: "but also the universe has been doing math-shaped things since before we ..."
reply: creature that spends all day looking at numbers looking outside "this sure looks a lot like numbers"
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hoenig took a fucking selfie with herzog, repellent little fanboy that he is. Fuck the Labor party, and all who sail in her.
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
maths
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There's all *kinds* of good arguments against the inappropriate use of AI in dozens of different fields, and I don't doubt there are several good ones for mathematics. "waaa, you made our toy not feel special any more", however... yeah no, sorry.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Stephen Miller, you’re not fooling anyone.
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Are you trying to tell me it isn't?
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
BANG
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
imagine if if 20 years of doctor who companions voltroned into one
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How does her southpark version look more human?
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top right just reminds me of Monstro Elisasue
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHX3...
youtube.com
Flashed Face Distortion Effect
YouTube video by ROKH
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 09/10/2026
i still think starting from python 3.14 they should have just kept appending more digits of pi for all subsequent versions
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New femtanyl!! youtu.be/ZlKSjeYIxr8
youtu.be
femtanyl - ALL THE TIME
YouTube video by Femtanyl
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have read it and that's an extremely diplomatic way of putting it.
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Souorce" wojak meme
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 08/10/2026
that's an alarmingly large knife, brother!
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tina Belcher (from Bob's Burgers) doing the diarrhoea walk
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah but all the warranties run out. Source: am in my 50s
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Relatedly, as someone with a bit of dysgraphia going on, the whole 'you can't learn for shit unless you're writing by hand on paper with a pen' schtick has always been dismaying. Guess there have never been any smart blind people.
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 05/10/2026
the semantics of the <b> element are absolutely deranged
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 04/10/2026
vociferous shrew
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not outside of a class-IV summoning grid, please.
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Toast, cereal, porridge. (I assume this is only *for* breakfast) Protein in the morning is weird.
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You've made a weird, creepy religion out of your whole system of governance. (Jefferson would be SO pissed) The constitution is your scripture, the Founding fathers your prophets, the flag your holy icon, the anthem your hymn, the scotus your high priests, constantly prooftexting their decrees.
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Centrists hate nobody more than the left. They'd rather hand the nation over to pauline than give a shit about human beings.
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So, they failed to run this ad past any Australians. It look me a LONG time to realise it wasn't 'Cuntier"
Cropped section, of a jewellery ad, text reads:

Looks like c**tier.
Feeds a family in Gaza
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have broken my toe. Do not recommend.
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rebuke? Wag a stern fucking finger? fuck outta here, you pathetic neolib. Convict. Imprison. Seize assets. Disband corporations. Go after every co-conspirator and do the same. Take fire and the sword to the entire apparatus. Then change the rules so this *cannot* happen again.
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there's still one in marrickville
A playground rocket-ship
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Denmark is trolling Trump.
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Coming soon: landmines
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Russia has been banned from International Football for 4.5 years. Israel who are committing Genocide hasn't been banned for 1 second. Ban Israel.
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I get mildly paranoid just waving for the bus
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
sarah connor eyes
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I skipped the school system altogether and I... hm. ok look
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
But they were all of them deceived, for another Duran was made
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Idk how to explain it, but cosmic crisps taste like toy apples.
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was on the official chileheads mailing list back in the 90s, so yes. Fuck I'm old
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
and don't generate fake signs with AI
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Regulatory capture. They want themselves / their buddies to get appointed as overseers of the technology (since they deem themselves the foremost experts), so that they can control the industry and rule in their own favour.
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's a big club and you're not in it.
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Holy shit I remember that
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yeptile @thebananaking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why is it not the Dems that are wasting the chance? They know what the stakes are, they know what they need to do to get people to vote for them, but they choose to throw away those votes rather than give a single shit about people.
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