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Tennyson1842

@tennyson1842.bsky.social
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I'm a standup philosopher. I like magic and vidja games and reading. Also food and dogs. Life is too short to waste it being cruel. There's never been a better use of time than being kind.

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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 09/10/2026
New Secret Lair Alert! Marvel Zombies! David Bowie's Labyrinth & More...but are they worth it to buy? Check out our review here: youtu.be/qhX6qSIrsL4 #MagicTheGathering
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 11/10/2026
please block and report @/wllllamistired.bsky.social DO NOT ENGAGE. once again @safety.bsky.app & @moderation.bsky.app have failed to keep my actual violent, homicidal stalker who i have a protective order against off this platform despite years of information about him. STILL NO ACTION TAKEN
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Old Hobbes 🔜 Private Practice @hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 10/10/2026
Thought I'd cross post this
Hello everyone,

I’m at SCG Con in Los Angeles and get a few cards signed by Kieran Yanner. We were chit chatting and I found out that his son Corwin had passed away a year ago. He was signing a Curse of Opulence I had and told me that the character in the art was his son, and that his son had also signed some of the cards with his likeness on them. Kieran also mentioned that he was always on the look out for cards his son had signed. 

I told him about this group and that I would try to ask if anyone had any cards that Corwin signed that they would be willing to part with. If you do, please message me so that we can work something out so that I can then mail them to him. Thanks!
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PREORDER CASCADE CASCADE ISSUE 2 NOW! @cascadecascade.com · 30/09/2026
CASCADE CASCADE ISSUE 2 IS AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER NOW! - All 24 articles from ISSUE 2 on CASCADECASCADE.com - A physical exclusive article from @rhysticstudies.bsky.social - a fun bonus or two. :) - 8 1/2"x11" magazine with THICC paper - $19.99 Read more: www.cascadecascade.com/cascade-casc...
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 06/10/2026
We love a union around these parts!
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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spooky Alters Month Day 3: Dance of the Dead hand painted after Michael Wolgemut's 1493 woodcut 'The Dance of Death'.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy shit lmao
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Michelle Rapp ➡️ MagicCon Atlanta @kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I regret NOTHING and would do it again. And for the folks who said: "Oh, that was kind of violent and maybe unwise to say, I can see why you got in trouble." FUCK THAT KICK TERFS
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Tennyson1842 @tennyson1842.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@samreich.bsky.social @gamechanger.dropout.tv @wotc-news.bsky.social @magic.wizards.com Dropout/Game Changer magic card Secret Lair when
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Katie looks at a pic on Grindr featuring a muscular man labelled "hungdaddy." She asks "why do all these dudes on Grindr just post their torsos. She types in the app and says "whatever, I'm too horny to think striaght. I'll take a chance on one of 'em." She receives a knock on the door. She opens it and standing in front of her is a armless, legless, headless torso.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
9/19 #scryfallrandom has nearly decked me a few times in my hapatra deck
Slate of Ancestry
{4}
Artifact

{4}, {T}, Discard your hand: Draw a card for each creature you control.

The pattern of life can be studied like a book, if you know how to read it.

Illustrated by Corey D. Macourek
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👻 Gordon Little 🎃 @gord.games · 18/09/2026
My eldest girl's 16th birthday is very soon and since we recently played most of the @remedygames.com games this summer together (Alan Wake, Control, Alan Wake 2), she wanted an Alan Wake themed cake. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... Alan Cake. (Please tell @samlakewrites.bsky.social)
A photo cake with the Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake.The Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake via photoshop.
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bedtime Stories #MTG
It's important to me that I pass on my love of Magic to my Kids.

That's why I even incorporate
Magic into their bedtime stories.

What are you reading? The Weatherlight Saga? The War of the Spark story?

Rule 613.2. Within layer 1, apply effects in a series of sublayers in the order described below. Within each sublayer, apply effects in timestamp order (see rule 613.7)...

cardboard-crack.com
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You need this puppy and duckling cuteness overload: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I know we're all hurting right now, but if you have the capacity to help, I have a Kofi and a patreon. ko-fi.com/shivam
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Buy Elektrotal a Coffee
Become a supporter of Elektrotal today!
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Michelle Rapp ➡️ MagicCon Atlanta @kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Everyone else: "Nooo it's the end of summer, you can feel a chill in the air!" Me: "DIE LEAVES! DIE IN RIOTOUS COLORS! MY BOOTS WILL CRUNCH YOUR DRIED CORPSES AFTER THEY BLOW IN THE WIND!"
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Diane Nguyen from BoJack Horseman, with a speech bubble containing the quoted post
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 29/08/2026
This is live here: youtu.be/4Cps1JYMqyc
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Tennyson1842 @tennyson1842.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wow, that was looser than I expected.
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Tennyson1842 @tennyson1842.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You’re telling me a sponge made this cake?
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This summer, more than 50 young men from Chicago Public Schools attended the MBK-Obama Leadership Academy to get ready for high school. They earned credits toward graduation, developed important life skills, and built connections. We’re proud of their hard work, and can’t wait to see what they do.
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Tennyson1842 @tennyson1842.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yeah that’s definitely going to slip off at the wrong moment.
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm canceled for this one goodbye everyone
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Tennyson1842 @tennyson1842.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don’t think that will fit comfortably without bubble wrap.
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Tennyson1842 @tennyson1842.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m going to start posting the second half of imaginary conversations and see if they are any different from your average shitpost.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, in heaven. A dog with little wings runs towards her open arms. Off panel, a speech bubble reads “welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. She says, “where’s my cat?”
The third panel zooms out. There are dogs with little wings everywhere. Sarah says, “Where’s ANY of the cats?”
The fourth panel shows a circle of cats holding hands and dancing gleefully surrounded by flames in hell.
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El 🗡🐺🛡 @defiantmartyr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
GOOD MORNING BLUESKY! @cmdrsealed.bsky.social APPROACHES RAPIDLY!!! Who all am I seeing this year? Do you have your ticket? If no, why not? GET IT TOGETHER we're RAISING MONEY for @translifeline.org and the @trevorproject.bsky.social while playing MAGIC THE GATHERING
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Wolf's Powerful Snarl
ALT: Wolf's Powerful Snarl
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Tina Webb @laundryprncss.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Don’t piss off a bibliophile. #Booksky
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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PREORDER CASCADE CASCADE ISSUE 2 NOW! @cascadecascade.com · 07/08/2026
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PREORDER CASCADE CASCADE ISSUE 2 NOW! @cascadecascade.com · 07/08/2026
we are a magic magazine www.cascadecascade.com
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CASCADE CASCADE
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catwallace.bsky.social @catwallace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV9R...
youtube.com
I Broke Down the SAVE Act in 5 Minutes
YouTube video by Senator Reverend Raphael Warnock
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 05/08/2026
It has been suggested that we repurpose this old art alter by @artofandregarcia.com as an appropriate Hobbit alternate thumb:
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The cat showed the guy who the boss was 😂 #Cat #Cats #Catsofbluesky #Caturday #LifuX
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 04/08/2026
It is 2006. I am 22. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance. It is 2026. I am 42. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance.
Dr. Manhattan on mars meme
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
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just chase 🎃 @manacurves.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Leave my boy alone 🥲 #MTGAmbassador
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Solidarity forever
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: there’s a rap battle going on, with a small crowd of onlookers enjoying the show. The guy on the microphone raps, “this fool brought an ancient staff. You got no swag; it makes me laugh!” Panel 2: the rapper holding the other microphone is an evil sorcerer with sunken eyes and a long purple robe. In his other hand, he grasps an ancient magic staff, which instantly shoots a bolt of powerful energy at the first rapper, reducing him to ash. The crowd of people watching the battle react excitedly, in awe of the evil sorcerer’s skills.
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Alex Pagliuca @alexpagliuca.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"We are deploying responsibly
developed Al to liberate humanity from menial labor and usher in an era of unparalleled creativity and abundance."
SAM ALTMAN

"You ingested the entire written output of human civilization without consent, without compensation, and without credit, to build a system whose primary commercial application is eliminating the jobs of the people whose work you consumed.
You are not liberating human creativity - you are strip-mining it and selling it back at a markup while calling the theft training data."
NAOMI KLEIN
@think_and_exist
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
😂 In IT I have come across this so many times, it's not really a joke.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 09/11/2024
12/25, 3018 Third Era: Dear Madam, Regretfully your order of twenty-two jars of pickled gondorian olives (salted, no garlic) has been delayed due to supply chain issues from dunlendings raiding the westfold. We are sorry for the inconvenience and will try to reroute your parcel through Isengard.
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Tennyson1842 @tennyson1842.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Obligatory @spice8rack.bsky.social tag. Also, have to say, I like this design lol
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Erin Campbell @originaloestrus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I'M TIRED OF GAMES @misterorange.bsky.social
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Lea Zengage @leazengage.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
-From Quarks to Quasars 1/ Fired government scientists just launched a new site to keep climate data public.The site is called Climate.us & it was created by former staffers behind Climate.gov, the NOAA-run website long used by many for trusted climate information."
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
On March 26, 2026, during a debate on violence against women in Germany’s Bundestag, left-wing MP Kathrin Gebel was repeatedly interrupted by AfD MP Martin Reichardt. She responded: “Mr. Reichardt, the clitoris has 3,000 nerve endings, and you’re still more sensitive. That’s quite an achievement.”
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catwallace.bsky.social @catwallace.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Vaccines work to protect humans from illness, they ease symptoms & help you fight, then recover from disease in a more timely fashion than on your own. If you are an immunocompromised human, they are essential to help you stay out of the hospital when coming down with illnesses such as covid.
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