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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I once told a casual girlfriend I'd met someone else, but I actually dumped her because she, a non-gamer, beat me at my favourite game, Tekken 3, by picking Eddy fucking Gordo and literally just mashing all the buttons *with her knee*.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Nathan For You dog saying “so sorry I died”
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 01/10/2026
Bryan Turner tried to carefully explain the difference between Christianity and Christian nationalism in plain language to The Road Dogg Brian Girard Jesse[e] Jam[m]es[s] Armstrong, but The Road Dogg says he still doesn't understand the distinction. Uh...OK then.
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How am I, a white, Christian man, supposed to take this?
I didn't choose to be born white. I just was. I chose to be Christian and I'd do it again TODAY. I will be persecuted in His name. So bring it on X!
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NEW: Hillary Clinton WARNS against the rise of Christianity, says white Christian men are causing "such damage" to the United States
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Bryan Turner's VHS Rehab @BryanHardison1 • 1h
This is main character delusions man. She isn't talking about you. She's talking about white dudes who twist Christianity into hate speech. Or maybe she is talking about you...
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Brian G. James @BrianRDJames • 1h
Then who is she talking about? I keep hearing people say that it isn't me Cool but then who is she talking about
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Well, assholes who run around Nashville dropping N-bombs in the name of White Christians for starters. More than likely them. You served in the military and I appreciate you. Thanks for telling Disco to get fucked when he tried to show you beheading videos in the locker room
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I don't understand that but thank you de
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that one video game writer @deathmeetauthor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
another day in the layoff industry
My bad Canva edit of a tweet about feeding game studios to shareholders
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John “Danielle” Phipps @magitekdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have friends younger than 38 who look like this and they're wonderful people, and some of the worst people I know are conventionally attractive. Being hateful and misogynistic or kind and compassionate is who you are inside, not what you look like.
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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtu.be/92lydmGMuyk?... Still one of the best matches I've ever seen live. RIP Pac
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Pac vs Pentagon Jr
YouTube video by TNT ExtremeWrestling
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The baldest man in tech, fully complicit in genocide, needs to invent a business model for selling games
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
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McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@emilyoram.bsky.social has Georgia Stanway got an Offspring tattoo?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this signage is so compelling to me. I want more things to look like this please
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McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I suspect the first casualty of Tournament of Death will be me
A picture of various cold and flu medications and a pint of lager
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 26/09/2026
Oh wow I wonder why they would think such a craZzzzyyyy thing
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carmyn @carmyn.zone · 26/09/2026
this dude trying desperately not to laugh in the courtroom is killing me
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Let Them Wrestle @letthemwrestle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
jeeezus fucking christ dr redacted #GCWRock
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thinkin about "i'm talkin to the fucking garfield" again
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Andreas and Caspar talking to Gert in big head mode in Pentiment
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@lowqualityregen.bsky.social I need your Jake Humphrey tweet
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McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ghostface Killah is so close to understanding how her new bed works
A black kitten sits on a brown box, agonizingly close to the brand new bed I bought her
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Gillian @heyheygillian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hello would you like a burger? It's a wicker coaster topped with a manhole cover and is roughly one foot high
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 11/09/2026
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McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Giving Browser Brody porn parody wrestler
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
you know what? i say we encourage this line of exploration by the AI bros
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 09/09/2026
Finding Control’s PSA posters out in the real world is so funny. Imagine having no context for this and seeing it.
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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Child Wielding Needle @dontevenask.me · 08/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNph...
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jeff gerstmann speaks his mind
YouTube video by ruin
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Perhaps more concerningly, the TVs were capable of recording microphone audio when in standby; this continued even after the TV was disconnected from the internet, with audio files stored offline and uploaded once a connection was restored."
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Obviously this is a hilarious and obvious lie but it's instructive in that Trump knows he's supposed to care about this thing, and manifestly does not and cannot care about it, and so he has to put himself into the story just to make it something he can talk about. He almost died that day!
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i’m just ken @shepardcdr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
young link in the ocarina of time remakeanimatronic renesmee from twilight breaking dawn
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Tom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I just genuinely cant believe they’ve clearly gone ”ah yeah we've successfully made a trans panic out of thin air, I wonder who else we can make social pariahs out of” and they’re just going for disabled and neurodivergent people
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McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I tell people constantly, that of all of the things that there are in the universe; The X-Men are my favourite thing.
If you're not currently in your 40s, it's hard to oversell what a deathgrip X-Men had on the nerdy mind. It was the best comic. The best morning cartoon. The best ARCADE GAME. That first movie was a revelation at the time, and the second one even moreso. The hooks are in deep.

I would honestly argue that a whole bunch of elder millennials are political as fuck because they were fed great X-Men content through every medium, and X-Men was not shy about trying to radicalize you with kindness. Shit rules. None of this is criticism. I love X-Men.
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Ben Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Producer: Listen, we're paying you $400 and we probably aren't doing a season 2. Just give us a theme song. The composer of the X-Men animated show opening theme: Get fucked, I've decided to create a generation-defining piece of music that goes hard on every level.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2026
this dude was driving a Dodge Charger with Thin Blue Line & Punisher skull bumper stickers, so I actually have a good idea of his battles (family court, Woke)
old guy in a tee reading 

everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing About
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Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Wings of Theve @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I mentioned the men’s rights movement in passing to my very not-online therapist. Her eyes got enormous and then she said, very carefully, “Do men… not have rights currently?”
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McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
well there's a Weird Horror short story premise for you kids
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McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@ewacat.bsky.social youtu.be/g3R0KonaGCI?... have you heard of Dumpster Gang yet
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McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Only 573 short days after I ordered it.
The box for a Superstation OneA Superstation One
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 22/08/2026
that was a nice summer without darren fletcher in my life
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sylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Duskbloods is Bloodborne as fuck
A picture of a television screen showing a screenshot of the game Duskbloods
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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I’ll be 43 in a week. I’ve been mostly single for the past 18 months, and I’m just now realizing that my intelligence has ALWAYS been THE biggest issue in my relationships.

Not getting old, or fat; Not having professional failures. 

Look at dating site blurbs. No woman EVER lists high IQ or intelligence in their “wants” section.

Women actually DESPISE men of high intelligence.

It is their single greatest insecurity.Tweet from Josh Denny @joshdenny
Just emailed @chipotletweets. Thanks for ruining our day. Burrito bowl in the bag sideways=ruined $400 jeans.
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Guy artist creating Albert: gotta give the ladies a little something-something, am I right fellas? Ladies: Zork could fuck me in half and I'm not even joking.(9,467 likes)
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 21/08/2026
It's one thing to use genAI. It's another to see it spit THIS out and not try a new prompt.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Kinda fascinating that South Korea has its own AI bubble, and it seems to have just popped, and no one over here seems much inclined to notice that
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