Reposted by McGeefesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I once told a casual girlfriend I'd met someone else, but I actually dumped her because she, a non-gamer, beat me at my favourite game, Tekken 3, by picking Eddy fucking Gordo and literally just mashing all the buttons *with her knee*. 312307
Reposted by McGeeDavid BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 01/10/2026Bryan Turner tried to carefully explain the difference between Christianity and Christian nationalism in plain language to The Road Dogg Brian Girard Jesse[e] Jam[m]es[s] Armstrong, but The Road Dogg says he still doesn't understand the distinction. Uh...OK then. 8221
Reposted by McGeethat one video game writer @deathmeetauthor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026another day in the layoff industry 41517361
Reposted by McGeeJohn “Danielle” Phipps @magitekdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have friends younger than 38 who look like this and they're wonderful people, and some of the worst people I know are conventionally attractive. Being hateful and misogynistic or kind and compassionate is who you are inside, not what you look like. 311177146
McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wait, has it really always been called Get A Way and not Get Away? This has shattered my mind. 000
McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026youtu.be/92lydmGMuyk?... Still one of the best matches I've ever seen live. RIP Pacyoutu.bePac vs Pentagon JrYouTube video by TNT ExtremeWrestling 010
Reposted by McGeeSMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The baldest man in tech, fully complicit in genocide, needs to invent a business model for selling games 3268
Reposted by McGeeDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 13998171642
McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@emilyoram.bsky.social has Georgia Stanway got an Offspring tattoo? 000
Reposted by McGeecait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this signage is so compelling to me. I want more things to look like this please 1576850
McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I suspect the first casualty of Tournament of Death will be me 020
Reposted by McGeeAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 26/09/2026Oh wow I wonder why they would think such a craZzzzyyyy thing 1237522
Reposted by McGeecarmyn @carmyn.zone · 26/09/2026this dude trying desperately not to laugh in the courtroom is killing me 5602187
Reposted by McGeeLet Them Wrestle @letthemwrestle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026jeeezus fucking christ dr redacted #GCWRock 1113
Reposted by McGeephoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026thinkin about "i'm talkin to the fucking garfield" again 81484230
Reposted by McGeeKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually 11896971921
Reposted by McGeejenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US 3053851098
McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026@lowqualityregen.bsky.social I need your Jake Humphrey tweet 000
McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ghostface Killah is so close to understanding how her new bed works 000
Reposted by McGeeGillian @heyheygillian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Hello would you like a burger? It's a wicker coaster topped with a manhole cover and is roughly one foot high 061
McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My dad abandoned me when I was two because he had a new family and I still hate your dad more 010
McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Warren Worthington is my favorite X-Man. Barry, tell me that this is good. 000
Reposted by McGeeRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/09/2026you know what? i say we encourage this line of exploration by the AI bros 771233102
Reposted by McGeeTamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 09/09/2026Finding Control’s PSA posters out in the real world is so funny. Imagine having no context for this and seeing it. 825426
Reposted by McGeeKatie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now 171165103553
Reposted by McGeeChild Wielding Needle @dontevenask.me · 08/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNph...youtube.comjeff gerstmann speaks his mindYouTube video by ruin 214832
Reposted by McGeeMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"Perhaps more concerningly, the TVs were capable of recording microphone audio when in standby; this continued even after the TV was disconnected from the internet, with audio files stored offline and uploaded once a connection was restored." 3922931091
Reposted by McGeeDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Obviously this is a hilarious and obvious lie but it's instructive in that Trump knows he's supposed to care about this thing, and manifestly does not and cannot care about it, and so he has to put himself into the story just to make it something he can talk about. He almost died that day! 1153244548
Reposted by McGeeTom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I just genuinely cant believe they’ve clearly gone ”ah yeah we've successfully made a trans panic out of thin air, I wonder who else we can make social pariahs out of” and they’re just going for disabled and neurodivergent people 511919
McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Well they decided they aren't putting games on PC any more and a PlayStation 5 is roughly 1 million pounds now, so it's more of a rage meter 100
McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I tell people constantly, that of all of the things that there are in the universe; The X-Men are my favourite thing. 120
Reposted by McGeeBen Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Producer: Listen, we're paying you $400 and we probably aren't doing a season 2. Just give us a theme song. The composer of the X-Men animated show opening theme: Get fucked, I've decided to create a generation-defining piece of music that goes hard on every level. 0255
Reposted by McGeeGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2026this dude was driving a Dodge Charger with Thin Blue Line & Punisher skull bumper stickers, so I actually have a good idea of his battles (family court, Woke) 172047160