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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 4h

Should probably promote the league club based closest to where the 1848 Cambridge Rules were drafted to the Premier League too, just as a symbolic act to promote old-school sporting ethics really

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 4h

Ignored the Man City stuff for days (thinking it was just details but they'd get away with a Chelsea-style wrist slap) until it became inescapable, finally came round to the idea that some huge sanction must happen, but reading Burnham's comments...

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 13h

"A human settlement of a substantial size." That is the Oxford English definition of the word "City"

Dale Johnson
Football issues correspondent
Published
29 September 2026
"To cheat, trick, deceive, delude with false pretences; to impose upon, take in, hoax."

That is the Oxford English definition of the word "sham".

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Finally completed Callum_TH's game without losing a life. Normally tough as heck Six Degrees of Jim Leighton · 2026-09-29 Dion Dublin → Désiré Doué 300 pts · 5 conn · 3/3 lives Connections 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢⚪ Lives ■■■ 6dojl.co.uk

6dojl.co.uk

Six Degrees of Jim Leighton — EdgeScout

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Guy walking down the street with his hands held behind his back: yes we get it, you're a priest

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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tickled by this hall of mirrors headline.

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Don't call it an 'ace equipment trolley' and put pictures of dragons on it then maybe?

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Quite a specific Tesco meal deal order from my family

Tomato-based pasta salad in upturned elongated pyramid frustrum, not a pot
Tango sour watermelon/smoothie
Olives/carrot sticks and hummus

Bacon egg sausage triple
Gyoza snack pot
Tango sour tropical

Nice sandwich (bacon and egg)
Mango and ginger smoothie
Mango/pineapple/chocolate bar

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Aside from the usual gripes about whatever 'journalism' is now with pop-ups and stuff I clicked on this _because_ I think it's the worst headline I've ever seen

Eastenders legend Adam Woodyatt and more reveal how continuing drama continues to open doors in television

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I will not be looking at any top tens that don't have This Country in them. Thank you

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How I failed my Chemistry GCSE

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

my9games.net/en/edit Don't like my choices? I'll probably have completely different ones tomorrow

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Stupid shit my child posted on WhatsApp that shamefully made me laugh out loud at work

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Brb finding a reddit comment with one upvote after three months for everyone to dunk on

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Welcome to the longest international break of your life

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Intrigued by the response to Limmy responding to Nathan Fielder's oeuvre/questioning his morality, can't quite piece my thoughts together. Was a huge Nathan for You fan, and think I'm in a minority in just finding poo-flavoured frozen yogurt and stuff like that his best work. Finding Frances: okay,

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James Welham @jameswelham.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Chat on the @wsc.co.uk podcast about Bob Stokoe only being 43 when Sunderland won the FA Cup compelled me to look him up. (a) actually on only 42 (his birthday was in the September)?and (b) good grief.

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Happy Botley Road Reopening Day to those who celebrate

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

One of the few funny things about this cunt is that he only says hateful shit like this when Man United are completely out of form for some reason

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

20th anniversary of Spurs 4 Villa 4, #hurtlingtowardsdeath is so often about the little things

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Too many to mention but when Jack Chatterton told us he'd had falafel and an egg for lunch on day one of the 2018 World Cup Goalscorer Challenge DM and was just met with stuff like this for weeks

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My sources say tomorrow's league game against Cambridge being forfeited, for 9/11 mockery, being considered for @OxfordUnited. I am pro-competition and take no pleasure in reporting this

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

God someone PLEASE help me identify this song. Big ginger guy. Says 'boing boing boing' and wants a party for the world. McFadden and Whitehead cover. Killed in a car crash right after shooting the music video.

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mirkobolesan.bsky.social @mirkobolesan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I clipped it when I saw it. So good.

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

According to Google it was this, not quite how I remember it but I guess they're the boss

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Karl McDonald @karlusss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Tifos: postmodern nonsense.

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Stukester had more charisma in his little toe than Chaplin had in his entire body, what an upgrade

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tex @thetofuwanter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Da Afghanistan Bank

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

CHANGE MY PITCH UP! TAKE MY BINS OUT!

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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

lol

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

When you're in your third consecutive week of telling me SNL UK is 'actually not that bad!' and then I see the words 'this week's host: Jack Whitehall'

Tommy in Goodfellas: "I almost had him!"

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Spurs' marketing team trying to boost attendance for the relegation six-pointer on Saturday

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My youngest doesn't think Zoe Slater deserves the Julia's Theme treatment, which is testament as to how badly Eastenders botched her return because she would have been a clear first-ballot Hall of Famer a decade ago

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Steve Lamacq: so today we're asking you to send in your clothing songs for 6Music t-shirt day Me: 30+ years of this shit, Steve. Do you not get bored? None of these suggestions are from the past 20 years either *lazy drum beat* Me: FUCK YEAH THE SWEATER SONG

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm not having fans of the reigning champions with maximum points thus far whinging on the timeline about refs in fucking September, surely we can do working from home discourse again or something

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

RIP Ludek Miklosko. I always love it when players become heroes at clubs they never played for

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

People in the replies, presumably early 2010s twitter users, unable or unwilling to remember that a name like 'pissvortex' is from that Jon Hendren-type subset, getting duped in the same way they'd have found others getting duped hysterical a decade ago

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm wary of posting already memed-to-death things but my kids stumbled upon 'David's dead' from Big Brother and we went down a rabbit hole and it's just a great headline isn't it