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Teddy 🍄

@tedwardjams.bsky.social
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Local good boy ✨Friend to all cats and mushrooms 🍄 trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 (he/they)

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Teddy 🍄 @tedwardjams.bsky.social · 14h
I spent 11 hours in the uni library yesterday grinding out my last essay for the semester. No one is allowed to expect anything of me for the rest of the year.
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Robin Hobb @robinhobb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do we know which services will be live streaming the execution? I would like to begin my boycott of them and their advertisers now. The man to be executed is paralyzed. Will he be seated in his wheelchair for this or tied upright to a post? Do we still condemn cruel and unusual punishments?
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No he isn’t. The book is very clear on this.
Screenshot of an advert for a deluxe edition of Dracula on Kickstarter. It shows the book, a yellow hardback with red embossed text, as has the text “DRACULA IS LIVE” imposed on it.
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Teddy 🍄 @tedwardjams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really bottom-loaded the face on that head.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 23/09/2026
Transing your kids? In this economy?! I can barely afford to trans MYSELF!
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Emma🗡️ @edjenko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love when people are like 'dont worry it doesnt have to be perfect' and im like 'great thanks thats so good to hear but, ah, you see, that does not apply to me'
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Teddy 🍄 @tedwardjams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who needs a shower when you can bathe at the beach? When you live in Terrigal the whole world's your shower!
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the only millennial song was the freaking AOL dial tone. we heard it in the computer room where family computered. sudafed was still real back then and we asked jeeves how to cook meth while we listened to hoobastank album and our parents drank from the hose
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Teddy 🍄 @tedwardjams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Are his warriors from hell in it?
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Claudia: alt text or else @lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Being a trans person in 2026 is like being a Marvel mutant, but without any powers to defend yourself.
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Elias Greig @eliasgreig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I keep seeing articles about men worrying they won't pass on their genes, and I don't understand why the media won't tell the plain truth: as a man hoping to sire children, the most important thing to do is artfully assemble a bower and surround it with a collection of startlingly blue objects.
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Can someone explain why – in an economy in which the central bank has decided we need almost 700,000 people to be unemployed – those people live in such dreadful poverty that it can make you up to 10 times more likely to die in the prime of your life?" www.theguardian.com/business/gro...
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In such a rich country, it is shameful how many Australians on jobseeker are dying in desperate poverty | Greg Jericho
Lifting the abysmally low jobseeker rate to the poverty line would save thousands of lives
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🐈‍⬛💜 phonakins 🍉🌲 @phonakins.com · 16/09/2026
"We are a rich country with supposedly universal healthcare. Raising jobseeker to the poverty line (about $37,000 a year) would cost roughly $11bn this year. For comparison, this year the Treasury estimates the richest 10% will get about $22.5bn in superannuation tax breaks."
theguardian.com
In such a rich country, it is shameful how many Australians on jobseeker are dying in desperate poverty | Greg Jericho
Lifting the abysmally low jobseeker rate to the poverty line would save thousands of lives
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lulu 💖 @louisesmist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
just so we're all clear its free palestine today tomorrow yesterday a year from now three years ago decades ago and forever from now
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026
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Teddy 🍄 @tedwardjams.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Going to dinner with my sister and dad in the city tonight, and since I know how cramped the place is I decided to use my cane instead of my rollator. Big mistake! Huge!
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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dragon Sound will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
The members of Dragon Spund, a ridiculous 80s band, on stage.
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Del Aires wil no longer be opening fore Ed Sheeran
The Del Aires from the horror of party beach
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My Bloody Valentine @chekhovsgundam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
'Apolitical' is a fun way to say hey, I'm not CAUSING this problem, but I sure am willing to stand by and watch it happen
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Cecil Nyx @cecilnyx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you think about it Mystery Wrestling is already the Muppets. Uno is Kermit, trying to keep the show going while everyone pitches their bits. Mike is Fozzie Stu is Piggy I’m Gonzo London is Scooter and only there because his uncle owns the venue Junior is Pepe Cool Ref is Dr. Teeth
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Teddy 🍄 @tedwardjams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The ai images are always SO ugly too, a grainy cell phone photo in bad lighting can at least give you an idea if the food served will be edible or not.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ms. Rachel: "Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows." "If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
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"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity show that we won't be bullied into punishing people for supporting Palestine. Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows. A genocide is happening in Gaza. We all need to speak out against it.

"If more than 20,000 white children were killed in another part of the world, everyone would be shouting about it at their concerts. Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
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marque lawyers @marquelawyers.com.au · 14/09/2026
That's about as clear an articulation of the present problem as has been made by anyone.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
why is it not enough that vulnerable people must give up their rights for the greater good? why must they also accept their own sacrifice quietly and graciously? ask yourself if you would be so forgiving if you were the one expected to suffer for the greater good
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Melissa @artistaffame.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh look what happened in 2020 when jobseeker was doubled
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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NullPointer 🍄 @nuiipointer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The sound I make since age 35 when I get up from the couch
Supermarket aisle sign that says “HOOAEG”. (Apparently it means season in Estonian).
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Don't miss out on the crazy deals!!
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Teddy 🍄 @tedwardjams.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have a cold and it is really making the huge amount of uni work I need to do impossible.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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Teddy 🍄 @tedwardjams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I sometimes really wish my cats were less diligent about making sure I'm up and out of bed at 7am every day.
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Andy Fleming @slackbastard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
R U OK?: A conversation could change a life!
R U OK?

Homer Simpson: 'I told you last year, no!'
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🔻OTOARTE FUN STEPPE VACATION🔻 @oto999.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
FTM = FUJO TO MASC
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Teddy 🍄 @tedwardjams.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just saw a possum run across my back fence, climb up to the top of my lemon tree, then jump onto my roof! I'd kind of figured it was too urban here for possums.
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the psycho terf groups are starting to have their eyes drift towards diy hrt resources again - so it's a good time to remember that under no circumstances in no world whatsoever for the rest of time should you talk to journalists, especially regarding anything related to diy hormones.
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Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"I'm too talented to need shortcuts" goes so fucking hard.
youtube community post from Huggbees that discusses why he does not and will not ever use AI in his art
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Jim Zub @jimzub.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. The only AI I 'use' is shit foisted on me - summaries and slop vomited on my screen as part of internet browsing or injected into programs I work with until I turn those settings off or rip those parts out by the roots.
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Teddy 🍄 @tedwardjams.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Reading all of these in Crow's voice in the "Let's Talk Women" sketch youtu.be/-8O4UWeAglU?...
youtu.be
MST3K - Crow on Women
YouTube video by LoneFullMetal
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
just got arrested for going up to a police officer while wearing meta glasses and saying "computer, transfer $100,000 from this officer's bank account into my account" and then waving my hands like a magician
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kidd bandit @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
hey everyone! pls give this a read!!!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
it's probably worth noting that the guys who 'grew up' instead of obsessing over their 'right' to be bigots still have vibrant careers doing what they love. meanwhile, there's Graham.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/09/2026
it's not an exaggeration to say that jk rowling is the world's most powerful and prominent transphobe outside of elon musk it's easy to not buy a tesla and it's easy to not watch the harry potter tv show
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Teddy 🍄 @tedwardjams.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My eyes are all red and sore from crying over a damn book.
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Teddy 🍄 @tedwardjams.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Extremely teenage boy behaviour 😅
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My Bloody Valentine @chekhovsgundam.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Birds do it Bees do it Even educated fleas do it Let's do it
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Teddy 🍄 @tedwardjams.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My favourite thing is every evening when Digby flops on my lap like he's had a stressful day and he's finally able to clock off and relax.
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