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Open Doorley

@tchotch.bsky.social
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Chicago Don't forget you're on a website, ok pals Pretty depressed kinda autistic very adhd and fairly ptsd. Sober, if you will. gender not applicable

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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 5h
"Conscience is something that really only seems like a useful thing to have if you're using yours." - Elizabeth Bear
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 6h
Personally I think a window would be a good improvement
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lordofoverstock @lordofoverstock.bsky.social · 18h
What do you call blowing your nose without a tissue: - snot rocket - air hankie - express
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 18h
I think I've expelled - in the past 72 hours - the same volume of my head, from my head, as mucus
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🎃🧛🏾Vita Ahhhh-yala👻🙀 @definitelyvita.bsky.social · 20h
I am like 200 pages from the end of The Stand, I do NOT need this rn 😩😩😩
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Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 17h
Hmm...this compulsion that's come over me a day or three back is probably not normal. Likely just the heat. But I kinda' wanna' buy some crickets. Like a lot of crickets. Like, talkin' at least hundreds here...
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 23h
What if Gandalf was from Liverpool
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what do you see when the clouds go by❓
poofy clouds wafting bythe same clouds but now they are outlined in the manner of a flaming demonic skull with a li'l baby skull riding between its horns, being chased by the stupidest looking ghost
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think weird makeup is like the US right's lucky socks. It has seemingly worked for a long time so they do it out of superstition now
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Psychic Friends Network vs The Legion of Clairvoyant Villains
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Right there with you, sir or madam
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's certainly wearing makeup
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Ben Alpers @benalpers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A trailblazer for his community, Dennis Hastert will always be remembered as a person whose success helped enable other abusers and pedophiles to achieve leadership positions in the Republican Party.
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evil cheese mouse @cheesemouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cheese that expands your mind
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jesus I would hope so
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jellies>>gummies
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The billions won't live long, but yes that's the plan
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When the neighborhood bully meets the real OG . 🤣
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It's often weakened by attacks on the institutions and the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort."
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love seeing digital projectors used to shame fascism
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okinawa's murder rate is ⅕ of the USA's historically low rate. It's quite bad international relations that one of about a dozen murders total that will take place this year was commited by active duty US military
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
American government used to have checks and balances but my understanding is they now prefer direct wire transfers
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He actually says the checks are in the mail
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lol "distinct fash aesthetic"
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Students from schools all around the Paris area did not decide to protest collectively for no reason
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's rather neutral language for cops shooting kids in the eyes
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bayer amphetamines
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Right, it's not like it affects the world or anything
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Tomato Szn @bskylife.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A “pro-labor” Republican is an oxymoron.
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even other terrible people think Ken Paxton is a terrible person
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vote early! You might be able to do it today. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com
Early / In-person Absentee Voting Dates
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You Bastard @you-bastard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And Ian Holm's performance as a robot impersonating a human was terrific. Contrast that with modern studios trying to replace human actors with totally unconvincing robot doppelgangers.
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Surprising number of us cheering for this over on the USA side
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The mines of Moria are basically Hell: ruled by a horned fire god, crawling with horbl demons, you're trapped there with Pippin Took, it's just the pits
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do the lights turn off afaf
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New study: stupid idiots less likely to understand why religious freedom is good
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
something of public interest- petco has a page where people who have lost or found lost pets can post info to share with people in their area. I get maybe one email a week from them saying someone in my neighborhood has lost or found a pet, then I share it with my neighbors. petcolove.org/lost/
petcolove.org
Report and Search Lost and Found Pets | Petco Love Lost
Petco Love Lost uses facial recognition software to report or search for lost dogs and lost cats nationwide. It's free and easy to use.
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of the most emphatic languages
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 03/10/2026
Robots are already *cheaper* than humans. But humans produce a *lower defect rate per thousand* for many types of work. Manufacturing is more like cooking than Lego. Every egg is slightly different!🥚❄️ Similarly, every car door is slightly different. Assembly requires *human* intelligence.🚗❄️
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🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine the furor if a trans woman wanted to enter the competition 🏳️‍⚧️
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's appropriate to yell shut the fuck up when neighbors are having loud sex, it is a literal instruction
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was just talking about this phenomenon with a pal of a certain age. I think I watched that movie 30 times because it was on cable
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We are talking about a political movement based on a formal economic analysis
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The feminine of jizz is jerzz
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The entire concept of stand-up peeing into a target is extremely lossy
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Busy week, been chatting with 170 beautiful bi girls into soft kink named Julie
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shy guy who go to gym @coolideas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's okay to pee yourself a little olympic athletes do it. world leaders do it. it's heroic in a way
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Deft Land of Harkness
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Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JD Vance used his low roll on Charisma
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