iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 6h

This is how you get different agencies tracking different arms

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Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What are the Potato Gnomes of False London?

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yeah. Sure. The Phillies are down to their last shot. But so were the 1976 Phillies, just shy of 50 years ago. And you know what happened to them? That's right. They were called "the hollow men of the baseball postseason" by their hometown paper and swept out of the playoffs.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

LeBron is a Sixer, Eagles play MNF, Phillies playoff baseball tomorrow, Flyers season opener on Wednesday. Enjoy this two hour window where everything’s happening and none of it has turned to ash in our hands yet.

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Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It is both gratifying and mortifying when one’s professional life is within the aiming sights of satire.

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Michael Bazaco @mcbazacophd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We’ve reached that time of year where I have an internal struggle about which annoys me more: 1. anatomically inaccurate decorative skeletons 2. people who are outraged about decorative skeletons being anatomically inaccurate.

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Alejandro Montenegro @aemonten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That the Oxford comma is essential, and I will add it to all your manuscripts.

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Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

how am I just learning that a group of Eagles fans threw a press conference to fight new parking lot regulations Every second of it looks like an Always Sunny plot

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026

I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Leah Houri-Zeevi @leahhouri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

🩸🩸🩸TODAY WE SHARE TWO MAJOR DISCOVERIES🩸🩸🩸 1. We peered into genomes and brains of the rare mosquitoes that QUIT feeding on blood and found what biting is built from 2. Humans got rid of isoleucine in their blood, malaria suffers from it, and mosquito proteomes budget for it THREADS>

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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got

Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."

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shy guy who go to gym @coolideas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

eagles fans burning the rebel flag in nashville go birds

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Katie Hodges-Kluck, PhD @klhkhistorian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

**Lights Out Alert Sunday & Monday Nights** Birdcast is estimating 300-400 million birds will be in flight.

From meteorologist Eric Snitil

**Lights Out Alert Sunday & Monday Nights**

"Heads up birders, I would not be surprised if the biggest bird migration night of the year happens over the next 2 nights. Birdcast is estimating 300-400 million birds will be in flight. That is a lot, but the pattern could not be better for migratory birds. A massive area of high pressure will turn the low level winds from the northeast to the southwest across most of the US. The last time we had anything similar to this in the fall was early October last year when a record 1.25 billion birds were in flight. I doubt we get to that level, but I suspect the number will top 500 million especially Monday night which looks to be the bigger of the two nights. You can help by turning off those outdoor lights on big migration nights, and the next 2 nights is about as big as it gets."

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Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We don’t know who the best team in the country is, but we all agree it isn’t Notre Dame.

5 teams have first place votes, but #3 notre dame has none

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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 20/09/2026

More tank please

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Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If ECU loses on Talk Like a Pirate Day, there truly is no justice in the world. #Arrrgh @sickoscommittee.org

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Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

How does @theonion.com compete in this marketplace, part 681

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Toxicologist here. If you have a working liver and kidneys then you are already “detoxing.” Supplement use is one of the leading causes of liver and kidney failure. The only thing you’re getting rid of when you fall for these predatory wellness grifts is your money.

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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026

Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.

Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026

Happy Baby Safety Month.

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Brian Barrish @brianbarrish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You’re out here bellyaching about how terrible Eagles fans are when we have two princesses and a saint amongst our ranks.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 12/09/2026

A play at Michigan is under review

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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

trying to make new friends as an adult

Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens

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Philadelphia Phillies @notphillies.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Kyle. Freakin'. Schwarber.

Kyle Schwarber lifts up his bat after hitting a grand slam. He's wearing the Phillies pinstripe uni

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Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

MY KID JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO THE SCHOOL OF PUBLIC HEALTH AT THE U OF PITTSBURGH! As a Philly kid ACC school alum with PSU parents, I’ve been a Pitt disenthusiast my entire life. I need help to pivot pls @mirandayaver.bsky.social @opg.bsky.social @mcbazacophd.bsky.social

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Ryan Godfrey @ryangodfrey.com · 09/09/2026

Per Derek Hill's wife's Instagram story, Derek helped change someone's tire after one of the Braves games over the weekend. www.instagram.com/stories/blai...

Your husband just finished playing the Atlanta Braves
Immediately stops to help two strangers change their tire
just a reminder that the man off the field is even better

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Today’s rally to save the academy of natural sciences was incredible. Hundreds of people turned out. This is only the beginning. Follow along with save-the-academy.org

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026

PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact WEB CODER: so i met God today,

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Brandon Bishop @brandontbishop.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

You bolt wake in the Casa do Infante, Porto. It is 1417. You are Prince Henry the Navigator, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your ships must not sail south, Europe must never find the Spice Isles.

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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The PhD student experience

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Gen Wojcik @genandgenes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

😩 “101 ways to kill the vibes at any party, aka epidemiology”

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Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My diction doesn’t charge sales tax, I learned.

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

PABLO TORRE: [chanting] financialcrimes.xls, financialcrimes.xls DODGERS FANS: financialcrimes.xls, FINANCIALCRIMES.XLS MARK WALTER: [pounding on his attorney's briefcase] FINANCIALCRIMES.XLS, FINANCIALCRIMES.XLS!

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Attention Philadelphia! We're hosting a rally to demand that Drexel University maintain The Academy of Natural Sciences Museum open to the public. Join us on Tuesday morning at 10am in front of the academy. Please spread the word, we need all hands on deck! RSVP here: luma.com/1qwnrqz2

A dinosaur on a white background with the text SAve the academy of Natural sciences museum rally Tuesday Sept 8 10am in front of the academy 1900 ben Franklin Parkway. "Tell Drexel University "Keep the museum open!" with the logos for Philly Science Action, Skype a Scientist, and Green Philly

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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

They should build loads of data centers all over the place that contain huge quantities of books that people can borrow for free if they fill out a form to get a data center card and promise to return the books on time and don’t make too much noise in the data center.

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Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Also known as the block button

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 26/06/2023

the War on Dougs has been a major success and we don’t talk about it often enough

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026

Welcome to Bluesky.

Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026

macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 31/08/2026

hi this is to make you aware that I've just coined "lolp" it's like welp but for lol okay carry on

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