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Kevin Choubacha (he/him)

@choubacha.com
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Software engineer and marathoner. Opinions are mine alone and do not reflect my employer. Philly transplant to LA Go birds

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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 3h
My kids could see a spider web that I couldn’t see and I realized how old my eyes are getting.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 10h
your jewish friends are begging you to realize it is within your capacity to understand what’s happening here. begging.
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 3h
One way to tell you’ve been obsessing over existential risk too much is that you begin abbreviating it as xrisk.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 16h
Eugenics 🤝 ai www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/h...
One of the things that is going to change is that we’re never ever again going to be able to be dominated by public officials who tell us, ‘Trust the experts,’” Mr. Kennedy said during the Tuesday session.

“If somebody tells you, ‘Masks work, trust the experts,’ A.I. may tell you otherwise,” he added. “If somebody tells you, ‘Social distancing works, trust the experts,’ A.I. may correct that. And if somebody tells you that a vaccine will prevent transmission and infection, or you need to take it to protect your grandmother, A.I. may say it actually doesn’t do that.”
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 16h
Another heat wave is headed for LA this weekend. 98 degree highs. At least the dew point will only be in the mid fifties. Nice “autumn” weather.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 16h
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 16h
Saying “scum” with the hard r.
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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.blacksky.app · 19h
me:
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 21h
watching phillies baseball
puppet vomiting uncontrollably
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 21h
watching phillies baseball
puppet vomiting uncontrollably
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 21h
Football and baseball are tactical turn based RPGs. Basketball, soccer, and hockey are action RPGs.
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 27/09/2026
We shall march on Atlanta
A Sherman tank wearing a Phillies helmet.
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EthanObama @ethanobama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I don't hate Black people. I just think Africa shouldn't exist." See how it sounds?
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 29/09/2026
Oh, you think Jalen Hurts played bad? Andy Dalton’s QBR and RTG were both literally 0.0
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 29/09/2026
Enhance
Two eagles defenders running into each other
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Rob Hanna @robhanna.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't describe how much this pisses me off without coming to the attention of The Authorities. So I won't. But let me just say this. I know so many working parents who are not rich for whom free daycare would be lifechanging.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“The Rule of Law is not self-executing. It depends on our commitment to apply it.” — Jack Smith
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 29/09/2026
Enhance
Two eagles defenders running into each other
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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last night in a nutshell.
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 29/09/2026
Oh, you think Jalen Hurts played bad? Andy Dalton’s QBR and RTG were both literally 0.0
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 29/09/2026
“Fuck that” “I’m sherrod brown and I approve this message” Hell yea brother.
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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You mean it wasn't a good idea to run that Lemon screen with a TE who was never a plus blocker, hasn't played in a year because of a dramatic injury, and is old enough to have a Bluesky account??
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AndreTheTruth @andrethetruth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This trump and homeland security fault. Everything that orange fucker touched turns to shit. #FlyEaglesFly
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 29/09/2026
3 games in and the turnover battle is lost 5 to 0. Kind of amazing we’re above 500.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we're blaming this on Andy Dalton and moving on
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Ryan Lawler @ryanlawler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m actually not worried about the offense but wtf is going on with Vic Fangio’s defense?
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 29/09/2026
Looks like I was right. Tonight it was penalties, penalties, penalties, and Mukuba out of position. Very annoyed.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What's a good way to visualize how the AI boom/bubble is propping up the economy? Ah, thanks.
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A former coworker of mine sent me this. He is Irish, but his wife is a die hard. This is his bingo card for shit his wife says tonight.
A bingo sheet made up of various things an eagles fan might say.  “For fucks sake” for example.  Go birds.
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Brandon Lee Gowton @brandonleegowton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jonathan Greenard ACTIVE for Eagles vs. Bears www.bleedinggreennation.com/news/184516/...
bleedinggreennation.com
Jonathan Greenard ACTIVE for Eagles vs. Bears
The latest news on who’s in and who’s out.
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Hertz Lets Go! Turtle Race
Alt: Hertz Lets Go! Turtle Race
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 28/09/2026
Getting ready Go birds thanks @tmwillia828.blacksky.app reminder to @morbidanjel.bsky.social
Eagles bingo
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 28/09/2026
Eagles @ Bears tonight. While we may be battling their backup quarterback, the embarrassing loss last year still stings. Bears had nearly 300 yards of rushing that game and the Eagles were bullied the whole time. While we are 2-0 I'm nervous we won't get it together... anyhow... Go Birds!
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Chewbacca & Luke: Bad Feeling About This
Alt: Chewbacca & Luke: Bad Feeling About This
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 28/09/2026
The Great British Baking Championship is in Great Britain The Great American Baking Championship is in Great America?
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✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 28/09/2026
#lynx
Olivia miles 2026 wnba 
ROOKIE of the YEAR
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Stephanie Farr @farfarraway.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've always been captivated by the "Freedom" sculpture on Vine St., of a figure breaking free of a wall in 4 stages, with the final figure on the sidewalk, arms outstretched and faced lifted. I think it makes our city more interesting, which is the most any of us who love Philly can hope to do. 🧵1/3
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 28/09/2026
Struck by diarrhea on my morning run. Shit happens.
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 28/09/2026
Go birds to youse!
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Ajit, back in Philly @2ajit2tweet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning Go Birds Fuck ICE
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Everyone Hornypost @zutart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eat shit, Jerry
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MorbidAnjel @morbidanjel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Juuuuuuuuust gonna leave this right here
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dsarizzle @dsaraiya.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh I am SEETHING And B Dawk would never stand for this
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 28/09/2026
this is digital Black face by the government of the United States. Racist and white supremacist. Fuck Trump Fuck ICE
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 28/09/2026
“Easter,” as we call her, caught a bird in our backyard today. Guess she’s feeling pretty recovered.
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 28/09/2026
Panel of someone excessively celebrating coming in 3rd
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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cancel Cornell
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Roberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Brazilian Portuguese commentary on that Tyler Loop field goal for the Ravens is exactly what everyone needs to hear right now
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 28/09/2026
SUCK IT JERRUH
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 28/09/2026
Now I have to watch more cowboys. I’m not happy about this.
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