Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 18hThis gritty?static.klipy.comGritty Surprises Stephen Colbert at the DoorAlt: Gritty Surprises Stephen Colbert at the Door 170
Reposted by Brett Weedclownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 23hok guys fr is this going to be resolved before the next 0101
Reposted by Brett WeedLyta 🐅 Dangerous Fictions is OUT 🐅 Gold @lytagold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026horror story in five words challenge: “Ross Douthat YA fantasy novel” 40827140
Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026All the still-extant Class I railroads are desperately hoping you don’t by a t-shirt of their branding 110
Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’d say they could burn some sage, but not sure there’s enough seasonings within the city limits to accomplish that 010
Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Our husky mix, Margaret Hamilton Weed, was named such to honor her. RIP to a titan of science and engineering. 040
Reposted by Brett WeedRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 07/10/2026Spectrum Allocation xkcd.com/3307/ 663432610
Reposted by Brett WeedMichael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Mason Miller's on the paternity list. Second Padres pitcher to go on paternity leave this postseason. #NominativeDeterminism 18822
Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Shameless use of explicit, undiluted sexuality to achieve your goal 010
Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And wasn’t “pneumonia of unknown etiology” how Russia classified the majority of their COVID cases previously? 040
Reposted by Brett WeedThe Map Center @mapcenter.com · 05/10/2026Strategically located between the Delaware and Schuykill Rivers, Philadelphia has immense resource advantages in access to the Atlantic and the Interior. Were all human knowledge lost, we would never replicate language or culture but we would probably reinvent math, science and Philadelphia. 4446
Reposted by Brett WeedBilly Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There is no McTry. There is only: 483107569
Reposted by Brett WeedAaron D. Proctor @racetoperu.neocities.org · 04/10/2026Live look-in at some of the best players on the Eagles: 2305
Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Public health problems are never fully solved. It’s why we need a rear guard to protect the gains we’ve made in the past (says the guy fighting dysentery and such). 🛟💉 241
Reposted by Brett WeedMichael Crawford @michaelcrawford.com · 03/10/2026The most savvy ad placement I've ever seen on the internet... @joeovies.bsky.social 051
Reposted by Brett WeedSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026NO THE STANFORD ACC EXPERIMENT MUST CONTINUE 272
Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Also heard about an incident at a conference where a symptomatic competitive dancer wouldn’t stop and by the end others were slipping on the puddles. The outbreak followed shortly after. #EntericsForTheWin 120
Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The question from that one is who had active, symptomatic shigellosis and though “what I need to do is a mud run” 120
Reposted by Brett WeedACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Air to Ground Message: WILL YOU LET XXX X KNOW THAT HE LEFT HIS BRAIN IN THE HOTEL RECEPTION. THANK YOU. Area: Stockholm, Sweden Type: Airbus A320neo A: #a4a6ac08a92 F: #fa0a1801b15 12311
Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is how you get different agencies tracking different arms 020
Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A foodstuff of ill repute of late www.cdc.gov/salmonella/o...cdc.govSalmonella Outbreak Linked to Pistachio CreamInformation about an outbreak of Salmonella linked to pistachio cream. 010
Reposted by Brett WeedJustin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yeah. Sure. The Phillies are down to their last shot. But so were the 1976 Phillies, just shy of 50 years ago. And you know what happened to them? That's right. They were called "the hollow men of the baseball postseason" by their hometown paper and swept out of the playoffs. 915331
Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Happy to report that (not at all apocryphal) story still circulates in Chapel Hill. It may be used as an example in statistics courses. 050
Reposted by Brett Weedone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 28/09/2026LeBron is a Sixer, Eagles play MNF, Phillies playoff baseball tomorrow, Flyers season opener on Wednesday. Enjoy this two hour window where everything’s happening and none of it has turned to ash in our hands yet. 3232744
Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It is both gratifying and mortifying when one’s professional life is within the aiming sights of satire. 120
Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026theonion.com/phoebe-bridg...theonion.comPhoebe Bridgers Postpones Concert After Experiencing Twinge Of HappinessINDIANAPOLIS—Profusely apologizing for the unexpected and last-minute cancellation, singer-songwriter Phoebe Bridgers announced Monday that she was postponing her show at Gainbridge Fieldhouse after e... 030
Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cincinnati Retribution Pigeons would be a hell of a band name 020
Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My grandfather was infantry at Anzio. I know he got a silver star and a Purple Heart for leaving a foxhole to bring his injured commanding officer to safety. One of the few details he did share was of being pinned down in a turnip field and having to eat them raw. Never touched another in his life. 2122
Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Worries about my rear are precisely why I don’t eat raw oysters 130
Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am desperately trying to find a joke here, but I am kinda just speechless. (The entire Vibrio family can go back to hell where it came from, though). 240
Reposted by Brett WeedMichael Bazaco @mcbazacophd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We’ve reached that time of year where I have an internal struggle about which annoys me more: 1. anatomically inaccurate decorative skeletons 2. people who are outraged about decorative skeletons being anatomically inaccurate. 510021
Reposted by Brett WeedThe Good Phight @thegoodphight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comToy Story Sarge: An Honor Serving With YouALT: Toy Story Sarge: An Honor Serving With You 3574
Reposted by Brett WeedAlejandro Montenegro @aemonten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That the Oxford comma is essential, and I will add it to all your manuscripts. 77412
Reposted by Brett WeedShane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026how am I just learning that a group of Eagles fans threw a press conference to fight new parking lot regulations Every second of it looks like an Always Sunny plot 44710
Reposted by Brett WeedKatie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility 6076972150
Reposted by Brett WeedGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203190565441