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Taniwha2point0

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Small axe Aotearoa He/Him Weird, but nice

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ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ @aotearoa-nz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck these shite supremacist colonial fascist racist scumbag fuckers
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Potato enthusiast 🇵🇸🥔 @br3nda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
IF WE ALL VOTE GREEN WE COULD HAVE MARAMA-CHLOE AS PRIMEMINISTERS. IT'S LIKE FORMING VOLTRON BUT EVEN BETTER.
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GreenLeft Network 🍉 @nzgreenleft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Always remember: We Are The Polls 13% of the poll’s respondents remain undecided. There would be thousands of Kiwis who don’t know that a better future IS possible - and will be delivered by a Green Govt. So don’t remain complicit. Enrol to Vote before Oct 25 AND Party Vote Green #nzpol
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Faulty Glowers
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tristam @tristam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chlöe Swarbrick gives an almighty summation of the current governing coalition’s record. Her speech, given as parliament closes for the election, also outlines why the @greens.org.nz need to lead the next government… the video is well worth your time. #nzpol
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Andrew @openpolicy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This really is the kind of passion I want to see from politicians opposing this dreadful government. To take just one statistic from this speech: there are now 47,000 more children living in poverty in Aotearoa than there were 3 years ago. #nzpol
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you pop a Lavender garden bench under your pillow, you'll have a lovely, relaxing nights sleep
An aggressively lavender coloured garden bench seat sitting on a very green lawn
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Andrew @openpolicy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well really the question is: do they not require strengthening or does the law simply not require them to be strengthened? RNZ would be providing ‘news and information you can trust’ if its reporting made this distinction. #nzpol
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Andrew Dickson @andrewdickson13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Apparently Chlöe Swarbrick beating Nicola Willis in a poll on who New Zealanders trust to manage the economy came as something of a shock? Not to me. I’ve been listening to how Swarbrick talks about money. There’s something interesting going on. 🧵
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Saying "cunt" if you're an ACT MP: not unparliamentary Saying "cunt" if you're a TPM MP: unparliamentary Saying "bull crap" if you're a TPM MP: unparliamentary Pointing out this inconsistency: unparliamentary Lying about what another MP said: not unparliamentary #nzpol
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Thomas Harvey @happyspastic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Anyone want to talk with me on Zoom for an hour each week until the end of the year? I'm thinking we need more 1 to 1 personal conversation in this online world.
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 16/09/2026
You know what to do folks. Let's show some hostility out there
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Tesla's fully autonomous Cybercab is coming to New Zealand next year
Tesla is bringing its autonomous Cybercab to NZ for a public tour. It'll be familiar territory: it's been spotted numerous times testing in Central Otago.
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Bad Grains
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
See, the Greens' supermarket policy is great because it helps with grocery prices <and> makes the right apoplectic with rage. Dinner and a show, if you will #nzpol
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Cam Bennett @cambennett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is this what back on track feels like? It’s not as cool as I thought it would be.. www.nzherald.co.nz/business/liq...
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'Doesn't paint a great picture': Company liquidations rise 14%
Hospitality insolvencies rose sharply as businesses faced ongoing financial pressure.
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Frank @fmacskasy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is what differentiates Green co-leader Chloe Swarbrick from the gutless leaders of National, Act, and NZ First. Ms Swarbrick shoswed up at a meeting of the Akld Business Chamber. "Hostile" territory you might say. Yet,last Saturday, no one from National...(1) www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
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Chlöe Swarbrick on what separates Greens from The Opportunity Party
Green co-leader Chlöe Swarbrick talked business, the economy, and political rivals at an event in Auckland on Monday.
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nah this is the good shit.
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spooky kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Who wants a heavy handed metaphor
A national party billboard on a chain link fence in front of an empty lot where fly tipping has occurred
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist:The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Australian: That's not a cup! THIS is a cup
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Dr Sanjana Hattotuwa @sanjanah.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Epic. #nzpol
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MadShe @themadshe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
NZ First
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Many years ago, when I first started writing for The Dark Side (Britain's oldest horror mag) we had a bit of a friendly pub quiz rivalry with Empire magazine for a while. We kept losing though. Until one week we discovered a secret weapon. /1
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Greenpeace Aotearoa @greenpeace.org.nz · 14/08/2026
More than 30 protests. Right across the country. Standing up for conservation land. Join us and call on the Government to throw the Conservation Amendment Bill in the bin! Head to binthebill.nz to find events near you. #nzpol
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"Good morning, I have a delivery for......(reads name, stops talking)
Parcel for Clint that is not written well
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Chris crossed Chris Crossed Chris crossed off Chris for crossing him Crossed off Chris now crossed off because Chris didn't cross Chris Other Chris watching the crossed off Chris's while cross hes not leader Chris Oppositon Chris likely to say something that will make all Chris's cross
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Jombucha @mangetout.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
One Chris to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Something that truly breaks my heart, is that the thing most damaging to the National party hasnt been the homeless people that froze to death this year, the weak stance on racism or the thousands of children theyve pushed into poverty. It was Luxon insulting buisness owners.
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, 500 MegaWatt Data Center… What'd I say?” “DATA CENTER.” “What’s it called?” “DATA CENTER.” “That’s right! DATA CENTER…”
Image of monorail-huckster Lyle Lanley from THE SIMPSONS
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Paul Le Comte 🇳🇿🇨🇦📷 @paullecomtephoto.nz · 08/08/2026
Tamatha Paul was right (needs to be an enamel pin)
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Dr Bex @drbex.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A vote for National, NZFirst, or ACT is a vote to keep older kiwis in poverty, and to make their poverty worse. This coalition government has actively passed policies that have made things tougher for everyone who isn't in the wealthy donor class. It will only get worse if they are voted back in.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Luxon wants an American style presidential motorcade so bad lol it would be funny if it wasn’t so sad
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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Paul Brislen @brislen.nz · 27/07/2026
"Hello, Taggart? There's bin a murder."
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Tam (she/her) @tamarinsauce.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
So annoying to hear Mary Lambie on te RNZ complaining about @greens.org.nz not “sticking to its knitting”. They’ve been focused on social justice for decades now 🙄
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I was desirous of cake I made cake We ate cake #GottaLoveSunday
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The Cabin in Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Pātea being pretty
A view of Mt. Taranaki over frosty fields from Pātea
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D Jukic She/her @dejanajuk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“NZ’s private rental market is persistently ranked one of the most unaffordable in OECD comparisons. According to its most recent data, NZ is ranked 2nd worst out of 43 nations, with 24% of private renters paying more than 40% of their disposable income for rent in 2024.”#nzpol
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Private Rental Affordability in New Zealand — Child Poverty Action Group
New Zealand’s private rental market is persistently ranked one of the most unaffordable in OECD comparisons. According to its most recent data, New Zealand is ranked 2nd worst out of 43 nations , wit...
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Folks! I have a new project! It's a cartoon version of 1984, but Winston Smith sings and dances and even RAPS in the delightful new collab with Sidney Sweeney, "We Are The Dead, But We Love to Dance!" And wait til you meet Victory, the adorable capybara sidekick, played by Jonah Hill! 198-FUN!
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Cute Anime Capybara from World Trigger
Alt: Cute Anime Capybara from World Trigger
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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
GNU SAM Neill. As well as being a great actor, I will always appreciate his lockdown videos of him on his farm, somewhere in New Zealand, speaking very gently to his ducks and pigs.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Best “remove glasses to look at something unbelievable” in cinema history.
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Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
Alt: Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
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𝚂𝔢𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 ☽|☾ 𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔰 🎃🧛 @chaospriestess.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.
Screencap of Sam Neil in Event Horizon, his flight suit features an Australian flag with the union jack replaced by a yellow circle on black and red, the Australian aboriginal flag
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Marcus Kelson @marcuskelson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
now I don't know if people not in Australia can access ABC iview, but if you've never seen the hilarious Death in Brunswick with the beautiful Sam Neill and the equally incredible John Clarke, definitely worth a look at a couple of idiot larrikins... iview.abc.net.au/video/ZX0410...
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Death In Brunswick
Down-on-his-luck Carl Fitzgerald falls for Sophie while working as a cook, but things get complicated when he accidentally kills a fellow worker. Now he must turn to his best friend Dave to help him d...
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Manda Farough @ PAX Aus | Causeway Studios @amandafarough.ca · 11/07/2026
this too shall pass but holy fuck
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 11/07/2026
happy 25th birthday to one of the greatest rap videos of all time
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Roots Manuva - 'Witness (1 Hope)' Official Video
YouTube video by Big Dada
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Fabio Santana @fabiosantana79.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
- Open Instagram - Go to your profile - Tap the three lines in the top-right corner - Scroll down to the Sharing and reuse section - Toggle off "Allow people to use your content on Instagram and with AI features on Meta" for Posts and Reels
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Brooke 🖤🤍💜🏹 @brookegreenwoodvo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Peters on people who've lived here 2 years: "They can vote on who the government is, they can vote on who the local council is, they can even vote in referendums [..]. Is this what we really mean by democracy in our country?" YES BECAUSE THEY LIVE HERE #nzpol
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Turns out sucking at golf is a 1 to 1 with sucking at indoor golf! But fun with grandsons was had
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Ms Hooper @mshooper.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"The school lunch programme is one of the most significant existing opportunities we have right now to reduce the effects of child poverty, and support families struggling with the rising cost of living. #nzpol
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Our school lunch programme is too important to get wrong
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
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