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ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ

@aotearoa-nz.bsky.social
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Family, pets, rugby, cricket, good c*nt (iv&v), politics tragic. Pākehā, tangata tiriti. Kāpiti Coast, Aotearoa NZ Information is a virus.

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ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ @aotearoa-nz.bsky.social · 1h
Yeah, we don't care for you either Luxon.
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ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ @aotearoa-nz.bsky.social · 1h
FIGJAM strikes again!
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Te wookie o te tāngata @chewienz.bsky.social · 1h
She will be on #BHN TONIGHT!
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Kent Duston @kentduston.bsky.social · 20h
Watching Luxon trying to be prime ministerial is like watching a Neanderthal wander aimlessly around a nuclear reactor, smearing it with mud and hitting it with sticks, whilst proclaiming ‘what I’m saying to you is I’m doing a really great job of running this thing’ #nzpol
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ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ @aotearoa-nz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fix the basics? Build the future? It's been three years. The 'basics' should be fixed by now! It's three years into the future you promised to build, and what do you have to show for it? No ferries, healthcare on its knees, environmental destruction, inequality, recession. Some future! #NZPol
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ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ @aotearoa-nz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Jon Bon Jovi Sings 'Oh, You're Halfway There'
Alt: Jon Bon Jovi Sings 'Oh, You're Halfway There'
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Malcolm RF 💚🇳🇿 @p-no-nwa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It sure is fun to joke about how National has no ideas beyond "moar roads", now to take a big sip of coffee and check the news headlines #nzpol
rnz.co.nz
National promises to fund $800 million Christchurch Northern Motorway extension
National is promising to fully fund an extension to the Christchurch Northern Motorway at the cost of $800 million in next year's budget, if it leads the next government.
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Cate Macinnis-Ng @loraxcate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NZ's 'clean, green' reputation at risk, ex-UK envoy warns | RNZ share.google/jySbBj0ve78q...
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NZ's 'clean, green' reputation at risk, ex-UK envoy warns
A former British high commissioner to New Zealand says our country's "100% Pure New Zealand" brand is at stake, following a Dutch environmental group lodging a complaint with the European Commission a...
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ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ @aotearoa-nz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Poll cat #AotearoaPets
Tabby cat catching the morning sun perched on top of a 3m retaining wall post
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kyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
reporting on the billionaires running an election interference campaign is one thing, openly platforming them to a mainstream media audience when they can't get cut through themselves is teamwork nz media once again displaying theyre anti democracy and anti journalistic
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CNN making this sound more mysterious than it is. It was Yersinia pestis, the plague, the researcher died because she inhaled it into her lungs and developed pneumonic plague, there is no danger but to those directly exposed in the lab. Fear-mongering in the time of global terror is a sick choice.
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ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ @aotearoa-nz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Manawatu Express via Whanganui, change at Marton Jct for central island services.
Network map of the fullest extent of Aotearoa NZ railway lines
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Yorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think the Auckland CRL has shown Kiwis love trains. And now the Greens step in and say “What about the CRL, but for the whole country?” And people, who remember love the CRL, are saying “Yes! Choo choo motherfucker!”, and hopefully choo choo motherfucker we shall. #nzpol
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He is a Batman fan and Batman surprised him. Wonderful interaction and truly made his day. Original post
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bessent is not an idiot, so this makes him a liar.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Afternoon chicken… I cannot stop laughing
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Bob Ballentine @raballentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A compilation of happy cows. Original post
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ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ @aotearoa-nz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
…if any politician could be replaced by AI, it would be Seymour. #NZPol
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ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ @aotearoa-nz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's just like: spending the school holidays skiing in Queenstown on the company.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 01/10/2026
Blimps, burlesque and brass bands: America takes flight – in pictures
theguardian.com
Blimps, burlesque and brass bands: America takes flight – in pictures
A new Taschen book comprising 700 images from the National Geographic’s archives charts a dramatic century of dizzying change in the US
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Clearly, the price of diesel is all Ukraine's fault. *shakes fist at the sky*
a chart showing that the price of diesel fuel was steady until Trump attacked Iran
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 29/09/2026
Nicola’s ferries won’t arrive until 2029, if ever. IREX would’ve been sailing by now and cost less that just one of National’s new RONs, that they now also can’t build. You only have a few weeks left to enrol. If you aren’t enrolled, your vote is like Nicola’s ferries. non-existent. #nzpol
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No new taxes... #NZpol #Listener #cartoon
Luxon: "No new taxes"Cartoon depicts PM Luxon on an election podium in fron of an audience. Luxon: "No new taxes."
Various audience members heckle: 
"Or nurses
Or Police
Or Ferries
Or houses
Or equal pay
Or libraries
Or Bridges
Or ideas."
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Dr Sanjana Hattotuwa @sanjanah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And the level of hate she's getting is, as always, off the charts.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ @aotearoa-nz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
omg goldsmith is a sanctimonious prick! "Have you heard of the straight of hormuz?" "The last Labour govt ran up debt…” Have you heard of THE GLOBAL PANDEMIC PAUL!? #NZPol
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ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ @aotearoa-nz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Highly recommend this, scary stuff!
theguardian.com
Black Box: The Chatbots: a new series from The Guardian Investigates – trailer
People are becoming convinced AI chatbots have helped them make scientific breakthroughs, cure diseases or invent new technologies. What does this reveal about a technology used by more than a billion...
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Alina Pereverzieva 🇺🇦 @perevaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here’s a video of a dog welcoming its owner home from the front – because we need something to keep us sane.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HALF A MILLION DOLLARS IN POLITICAL DONATIONS TO RUIN OUR LIVES INSTEAD OF PAYING TAXES TO FIX HOSPITALS. LIQUIDATE BILLIONAIRES.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ran out of coffee beans so i am having the Forbidden Drink (maxwell international instant coffee that expired in 2022)
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Sacha @sachadylan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's more like it. #NzPol
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Paul Le Comte 🇳🇿🇨🇦📷 @paullecomtephoto.nz · 24/09/2026
For those who haven’t seen it. Tūtira Mai Ngā Iwi Here’s the full video www.instagram.com/reel/DPogkoG...
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
some pilots are part of the furry community
An illustration of the Ralph Lauren Polo bear dressed up as a pilot and standing in front of a red airplane. The text says "Polo Aviator by Ralph Lauren."
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ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ @aotearoa-nz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kip is staying alert on the beach #AotearoaPets
Kip our schipperke x Cockerpoo with ears alert like an African wild dog on the beach
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ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ @aotearoa-nz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ed Sheeran: oh woe is me! Macklemore: LFG!!
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Macklemore announces 'Free Palestine' tour after being dumped from Ed Sheeran shows
The American rapper will begin with shows in Dublin, Paris and London next month, with the proceeds from the gigs going to Palestinian organisations.
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ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ @aotearoa-nz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer." - Hans Gruber
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 24/09/2026
Coordinated funeral.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chris Penk writing a column about a book he hasn't read. Incredible work Stuff. Incredible work.
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ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ @aotearoa-nz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"A new helipad, that's nice. We built 30,000 miles of high-speed rail."
President Donald Trump gives Chinese President Xi Jinping a closer look at the new helipad. (Annabelle Gordon/Pool/For The Washington Post)
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Andy Vitek @avitek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This wouldn't so much be touching the stove as it would be gorilla gluing both ass cheeks to the stove. The US refines roughly 20% of all the diesel traded globally. This would crash the global economy.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just got a DM from someone saying I am occasionally funny but often too crass and reliant on scatological humor so they're unfollowing. Turd-gobbling olegenous felch weasels and other Fruit of the Loom shit stains are always spurting Tibetan Yak manure like that. I fart in their general direction.
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 24/09/2026
This is very relaxing. Not too many wickets. Not too many runs. Settling into a proper ODI. #SAvAUS 🏏
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Amped Up @ampedup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thespinoff.co.nz/politics/24-... Turns out the "tax bad" rhetoric isn't selling so well this year #tax #nzpol
A graph of Ipsos poll results, showing results for the question "Do you support the introduction of a wealth tax", with 64% yes, 26% no, 10% don't know
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Mohan J Dutta @mohanjdutt.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The far-right Trumpian Playbook from The Platform to ACT, NZ First, Free Speech Union, TPU, the Atlas ecosystem dismantling our democratic institutions.
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Cynethryth @cynethryth.com · 22/09/2026
Hey so has anyone in NZ media today decided to talk to any women about Jordan Williams's "abysmal attitudes towards women"? Tamatha Paul had a great post on Instagram about the harassment campaign she's experienced at the TPU's hands. She's mentioned in the book!
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Paul Le Comte 🇳🇿🇨🇦📷 @paullecomtephoto.nz · 23/09/2026
Happy #Spring Equinox Aotearoa NZ 12:05pm 23 Sept 2026
People enjoying the spring blossom in ChCh's Halgey Park A father & kids on their skate boards & toy truck under the spring blossom People enjoying the spring blossom in ChCh's Halgey Park
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