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@davejac.bsky.social
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Mostly warhammer dwarves and space wolves and bikes with occasional chemistry trains soil and groundwater contamination waste policy and Waikato rugby nationalism frequently defeated by the nespresso machine he/him Kirikiriroa, Aotearoa/New Zealand

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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 6h
I want odds on Melissa Lee winning Albert and blowing out a sitting cabinet minister
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Between the AUD/NZD, the website I use finally charging GST to New Zealand and shipping I think it might be more cost effective to buy Warhammer from a discount NZ site over Aus
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
grEEnS sHOuLd StiCK tO tHe eNViRonMEnT
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Greens surge and Fran hasn’t even done any crimes
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wild how many news stories are basically “study says shit costs money now; also fuck you”
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lol
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If the bone is sticking through the leg it’s usually a sign you might be getting a red card.
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I reckon Dups did some real fucked up blood magic shit to get the Canes to win the title and ever since there he’s been having to put up with the repercussions of that choice.
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God fuckin dammit
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Goddammit freo don't bottle this
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Counties my guys
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Warhammer total war finally lets you play as Nagash and hell yeah brother
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You think this was a supporter or a protestor
An ACT billboard with “racists” spray painted on it
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shout out to the woman on Anglesea holding a sign promoting the Black Ferns game (I think it’s something to do with the breeze?)
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Blood blood blood
NZ blood donor centre
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The dad on the one nz ads is going to end up being Taika Waititi or something isn’t it. Which will really bring this twee advertising style full circle.
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@oldmatecans.bsky.social if you haven’t seen the back
is the book we have been waiting for.
we've got the racists, we've got the country hicks, we've got the culture war TERFS;' he'd list them off in this way. 'And these, he would conclude, 'are the things we're going to use to change the government!'
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Going to be very funny when Melissa Lee wins Mt Albert and knocks a high ranking national list MP out of parliament
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 23/09/2026
Requiring AM radio is actually good, it's the FEMA mandated public notification backstop. You all sound like anti regulation lunatics melting down about the 13 dollars in parts needed to install backup cameras. This isn't anti-EV agitprop, you have brainworms
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Secured the last copy at Whitcoulls
A copy of dirty work
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Megamind no bitches meme with “no defamation claim?” Text
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BallHer @ballher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Acting the Fulemin

@ATFulemin

I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I remember going to a flat viewing in wellington once and it was going kind of well until right at the end where they sipped in that jordan williams was also a flatmate there
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 22/09/2026
I choose to believe he's turned up with a piglet and people in the front row get to pet it
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wow I can't believe Nicky is showing hog on the stream
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who be livestreaming this
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Felix Geiringer @barristernz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm at Unity Bookshop Wellington for the Nicky Hager book launch. The event is not due to start until 6 pm, but the room is mostly full already and filling up fast.
Unity Bookshop filling fast.
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I remember going with @tworuru.com to get the last Nicky Hager dirty politics book and getting into it in the Centreplace food court
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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It's remarkable how many times i've seen a Professional Take Haver on the internet go insane as a result of online criticism that starts off unreasonable but becomes increasingly more reasonable as it makes them lose their mind
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Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz
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You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
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Girl this tweet is literally about you
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Michael Jordan: It Became Personal
ALT: Michael Jordan: It Became Personal
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Nvidie @dervine7.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a lightbulb went on for me when @gelliottmorris.com (I think) pointed out that the problem for consultants with broad structural explanations of electoral outcomes is that you can’t control those factors so there’s not much for a consultant to do
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What will the major parties’ supermarket policies do to the price of my pak n slave A5 Wagyu
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What’s five trains per hour
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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
OSINT #29118 from Topaz 3 (COSMIC TOP SECRET) 1. Viking Foundry 2. Divine Shrine of Ligma 3. Crumbling Dread
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Viking Foundry
2. Divine Shrine of Ligma
3. Crumbling Dread

Actual coordinates: 26.1935° S, 114.3106° E
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That is in fact not what the are Awamutu railway station looks like
An AI generated imagine of the Te Awamutu railway station on an MZ Herald story about a death at the station.
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I will judge the government’s events attraction package purely on if we get oasis playing Auckland next year.
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well now I'm down to the Waikato FPC team and the Dockers for my 2026 sporting hopes.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/09/2026
i thought this was very funny
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I do respect how Waikato have finally leaned into it and are playing for whom the bell tolls as their run out music.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/09/2026
this whole thing is madness inducing but the middle paragraph here is the one that made me say "oh we're FUUUUUCKED fucked" out loud
Hill was willing to speak bluntly and on the record. But not every scientist I contacted felt able to do that. I called one Florida scientist who studies sea level rise to fact-check some of the agents' comments, but before we got very far, they asked not to be named. They explained that their current research depends on cooperation from county and municipal governments, which means they have to "tread very carefully" when speaking about real estate development in the
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That made sense to Hill. "If we get in the way of developers, their attorneys can go after us through our universities," she said. "It's not uncommonẠỊi
For the most part, she said, silence about climate risk in housing is incentivized. Because if climate risk tanks a property's value, she said,
"everyone's going to be pressuring everyone else not to talk about it."
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kind of guy who keeps trying to call it the hydro majestic instead of Haye’s Common because he can’t remember the new name.
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New legion of the damned marines looking sick as hell
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Be very funny if the new book is called JABcinda
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Brannavan Gnanalingam @brannavan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Nicky Hager’s new book, Unity Books, 22 September 2026, 6pm. No interviews or copies available until the launch
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New Hager? A dotcom in an election? Labour shuffling to massively eating shit again? We’re in the somehow dumber 2014
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New Hager 22 September hell yeah
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wait fucking underworld is playing electric avenue
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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This isn’t the first time Labour has tried to run an overseas KPMG guy is it.
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