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Taniwha2point0

@taniwa.bsky.social
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Small axe Aotearoa He/Him Weird, but nice

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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you pop a Lavender garden bench under your pillow, you'll have a lovely, relaxing nights sleep
An aggressively lavender coloured garden bench seat sitting on a very green lawn
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"Good morning, I have a delivery for......(reads name, stops talking)
Parcel for Clint that is not written well
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Pātea being pretty
A view of Mt. Taranaki over frosty fields from Pātea
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Faux title card for Star Trek TNG
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Shokupan(s) achieved man #SundayBread
Two loaves of Shokupan bread on racks cooling on top of the stove. One loaf shaped, the other more free form
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Brunch for dinner (Brinner?) 'Cos why not
Salad poached eggs, bacon and toast on a white plate upon a kitchen bench
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
A fine vintage, with hints of starling and subtle notes of sparrow
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
*Billy Corgan nasally whine* I'm in love with my....
Sign for a property named Sandness in white lettering on brown board
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I'd like to start a business just to have a great/terrible pun name, too tbh
A boxed pillow that has in blue "Neck's best thing" orthopedic pillow
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
At least there's one upside to all the rain showers today
Part of a bright rainbow seen across the Whanganui river
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
A galleon on top of a giant's head from the Time Bandits movie
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Leave some for the others Clarice
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Sign from robot church in Futurama
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I have questions
A cat sitting comfortably on the front tyre of a 4 wheel drive vehicle that has wedding ribbons on the bonnet
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
When is the damned government finally going to sort out these bikie gangs?
Three DX Mail delivery bikes on the road, riders wearing high-vis yellow vests
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Can somebody please reach out to Taylor Swift? She's left her drink bottle in our granddaughter's schoolbag
Pink drink bottle with Taylor Swift and a heart drawn on in black marker
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Holy crap!
Big ass Shelob looking spider in a glass with an orange ruler for scale
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Who's a big girl then? Yes you are
Wētā on a white, textured wall next to an orange ruler showing the insect is about 6cm long
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
In my happy place, cooking for the whānau Meri Kirihimeti/ Merry Christmas everyone
BBQ cooking in the back yard. One happy Grandpa unseen, but smiling
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Christmas present to us (from us) achieved Now bring on the BBQ weather!
Wooden table and two bench seats in a suburban garden
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Crash Carts make the best Sno-Cones
Crash Cart carton with a graphic that looks like an ice-cream
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Whanganui sky (& Cabbage Tree)
Aurora over a cabbage tree
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
Fantastic old Foxton on a lovely Spring day
Replica Dutch Windmill against a bright blue sky
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Zenith or nadir of human civilization? There could not possibly be any middle ground on this
A can of Oreo flavoured Coke Zero for ffs
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #718,199! Is this an achievement?.......I'd like to see how having one of those feels
Bluesky user number 718,199
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Jurassic Parked!
Rather large dinosaur statues on a trailer parked at the side of the road, not something you see every day
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
*gasps!*
Screenshot of Whanganui from Google Maps
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
That big fat moon is gonna shine like a spoon........
Partial view of a very bright full(ish) moon
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
We're on the good stuff down our way
Pot of Mae Ploy Green Curry Paste on the kitchen bench
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
What's your sign?
Sign saying "Warning Keep Away"
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
Pretty sure Pine Pollen was one of the 7 Plagues of Egypt
Puddle with swirls of yellow pine pollen on top
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
Sometimes you dump the bear in the park, and sometimes the bear in the park dumps you......
Sam Elliot and Jeff Bridges in the Big Lebowski
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
Just get to the recipe part
Turkish shooter from Olympic Games
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
Taranaki so Hardcore they even hide their mountain
Mount Taranaki hidden by a dome of cloud against a blue skyline
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
Some funky Whanganui sky this morning
Pink and red clouds over a suburban street
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
The Inside Out characters in my head:
Scene from the movie Big Trouble in Little China
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
Why yes, I will be bringing the onigiri to the Matariki potluck
Orange lidded plastic container with triangles of onigiri inside
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
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Imperial spy Droid from star wars
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
Now THERE'S an aptonym!
A vegetarian cookbook written by Anita Bean
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
Saw my first Cyber Truck in the wild
Grey rubbish skip bin in front of a factory
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
Whanganui
Pink night sky over Whanganui, lit up by aurora Australis
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
Beware the gaze of the terrible Two Headed Dog!
Two dogs peeking out from below a high wooden gate
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
TIMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!
James Kirk from Dtar Trek: the Wrath of Khan meme
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
Well that was unexpected
Shaky photograph of the evening sky produces a 'four moon' effect.
Moon(s) appear purple
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
This may be my life's greatest achievement
Letter boxed game, solved in two words
"Wankier" & "Replicants"
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
My Granddaughter just brought round a belated birthday gift. I haven't had Blackberry Nip in about 40 years (secretly rather excited)
A bottle of Blackberry Nip
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
You've been murdered, who do you want on the case?
The OSI team from the Venture Bros. animated TV show
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
What does it mean?
A double rainbow over a country road
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Fonts matter people!!
Bumper sticker on a camper van that may or may not say "supplied with prick"
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Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
That one cloud is skydiving!
Wispy clouds on a bright blue sky
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