Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If you pop a Lavender garden bench under your pillow, you'll have a lovely, relaxing nights sleep 011
Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 13/08/2026"Good morning, I have a delivery for......(reads name, stops talking) 000
Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 21/11/2025A fine vintage, with hints of starling and subtle notes of sparrow 000
Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 15/10/2025*Billy Corgan nasally whine* I'm in love with my.... 000
Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 28/08/2025I'd like to start a business just to have a great/terrible pun name, too tbh 120
Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 13/06/2025At least there's one upside to all the rain showers today 030
Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 12/03/2025When is the damned government finally going to sort out these bikie gangs? 020
Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Can somebody please reach out to Taylor Swift? She's left her drink bottle in our granddaughter's schoolbag 000
Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 25/12/2024In my happy place, cooking for the whānau Meri Kirihimeti/ Merry Christmas everyone 000
Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Christmas present to us (from us) achieved Now bring on the BBQ weather! 010
Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 28/09/2024Zenith or nadir of human civilization? There could not possibly be any middle ground on this 100
Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 17/09/2024Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #718,199! Is this an achievement?.......I'd like to see how having one of those feels 000
Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 19/08/2024That big fat moon is gonna shine like a spoon........ 000
Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 08/08/2024Pretty sure Pine Pollen was one of the 7 Plagues of Egypt 110
Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 05/08/2024Sometimes you dump the bear in the park, and sometimes the bear in the park dumps you...... 000
Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 02/08/2024Taranaki so Hardcore they even hide their mountain 030
Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 28/06/2024Why yes, I will be bringing the onigiri to the Matariki potluck 000
Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 31/03/2024My Granddaughter just brought round a belated birthday gift. I haven't had Blackberry Nip in about 40 years (secretly rather excited) 010
Taniwha2point0 @taniwa.bsky.social · 23/03/2024You've been murdered, who do you want on the case? 000