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Rat Mortuis

@ratmortuis.bsky.social
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Former military Current healthcare Generalist in knowledge Specialist in work Warning tweets will contain random traces of pets and a lot of Lego 🇳🇿 🇬🇧

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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 12h
He's watching Simon's Cat again
Percy's favorite show
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 15h
Dug out two decrepit and weed infested rose bush beds Percy cat spent the entire time I was doing so yelling and screaming at me I'm removing his hiding places and he's not happy
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 18h
In the car at a set of lights Music playing, admittedly rather loudly Notice the looks I'm getting Not the usual 'too loud' or 'turn it down' More of shock and bemusement Guess they could hear the lyrics youtu.be/bfZMMwuV2EE?...
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SkyDxddy - Darkside (Lyrics)
YouTube video by NewMelody
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 18h
Falls in the Counties Manukau Health region Who can't staff their current locations Great having a new hospital, pointless if no one works there www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
stuff.co.nz
Government secures site for new hospital in $45.3 million deal
The land in Drury could pave the way for a major new hospital to serve South Auckland's growing population.
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The cat is watching Simon's Cat
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Replace heart with arse in a love song lyrics "Your arse's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it"
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just about sums up the 'cry me a river' baby
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Somebody has a major case of the zoomies right now
Small black cat having a rest before parkouring around the house 
again
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We'll let you NOT put QR codes on packaging, if you agree to spend millions opening a new supermarket chain in a country with a total population market equal to Sydney or Melbourne Nope, can't see that happening Man's as thick as a brick
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Its the most wonderful time of the year" (90 days till Christmas)
Woolworths first batch of fruit mince pies dropped at my local today
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No more moving, human
Large floof and black cat snuggled on lap
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This feels like a proverb Black cat Ladder Etc.
Black cat on top of a step ladder

Letting me he's 'helping'
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Are these mine?
Black cat claiming yet more Billy bookcases (55% off as the boxes are damaged)
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tad windy today
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
B20 was in Hamilton earlier this week filming a commercial for The Base Next week he's in one for Westfield And now he's been approached to do one for Sylvia Park He's at risk of being typecast
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chris Bishop will need to find a cheaper hobby www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
stuff.co.nz
OIA crackdown: Government eyes tougher rules, fees and limits on requesters
The Government has quietly mapped out a post-election overhaul of the Official Information Act, including tougher refusal rules and charging requesters, after research put the system’s “true cost” at ...
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tonight door knocked by: National - Polite and accepted I didn't want to talk to them ACT - Pushy and only left after I pointed out interact with Seymour semi regularly and I can't stand him or his views JWs - Full volume Kia Ora in a NY accent was surprising. Short chat and left. So who's next?
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
50 new transport police for Auckland to replace the 88 national police officers we've lost since Nov 2023? www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
rnz.co.nz
National to set up Auckland Transport police team if re-elected
The National Party will set up a dedicated Auckland Transport police team if re-elected.
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What the actual fuck? www.rnz.co.nz/life/people/...
rnz.co.nz
Maccas, Dire Straits and no fighting: A road trip with David Seymour
The ACT party leader opens up about his childhood, aspirations and wedding plans in the first episode of Power Steering.
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Auckland Pet and Animal Expo next weekend AND ONE OF THE EXHIBITORS IS FUCKING ACT NZ Now seriously considering not going
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lol, the 'override' code youtu.be/1EcyfvRh7DY?...
youtu.be
FOR THE EMPIRE: CRALLAS : PART THREE - A Star Wars short film made with Unreal Engine 5
YouTube video by AFK
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I like this set
TOS Enterprise Bridge in Lego
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@dallasbarnett.com You seen this? youtu.be/kw0YhiqOPFg?...
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GODZILLA MINUS ZERO | Official 1.43:1 Trailer | Filmed For IMAX
YouTube video by GODZILLA OFFICIAL by TOHO
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Currently watching and enjoying the new Grand Tour Helps that I already subscribe to the new presenters YouTube content and kinda knew what to expect Definitely has potential once they stop with the homage stuff
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Date yourself with a snap of your first ever compute.
Sinclair ZX80

Not shown the optional 3mb add on module which had a tendency to overheat or fall off
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My birthday present has arrived Only two weeks late Guess Scotty wasn't manning the transporter
NCC Enterprise 1701 Lego set has arrived
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
B20 just gave me the Fathers Day call He also sent me two tickets for Guns N Roses
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How I know the Wahs have a home game
Plane pulling a sign
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Site manager checking progress
Black cat 'helping' with the construction of an Ikea cabinet

Not shown is the site manager running off with two of the locking nuts
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bunnies battering birdies
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just been served 3 bloody adverts for the National Party in one YouTube video Yesterday had them from ACT, fucking Hobsons Pledge and weirdly One Nation Switched VPN to the UK and got Reform The RW is flooding the media right now
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favourite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Small mammals move home with the help of a bird
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ikea run, returning an excess Billy. Buggers all parking under Ikea or in Sylvia Park Guess it's a rainy day trip out
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gave my back a rest and went to the vegan shop Wallet now needs a rest
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Trying to build Billy and Kallax shelving whilst being unable to bend or lift is going well
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Well, guess who's got facet joint arthritis?
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Took delivery of several Billy's last week Building them whilst having the heatpump running was not a good idea
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Health NZ IT upgrade is going well Lost access to both my new and old e-mails Lost the last 3 months of documents and data Lost access to multiple systems Now have two one drives that don't sync with what I'm working on Got to the point today that I can't do my job so I'm going home
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ah, austerity Well known for reducing unemployment and increasing output Oh wait.... www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
rnz.co.nz
Labour releases fiscal strategy, promises to slash debt
Labour has released their fiscal strategy for the election, promising to get back to surplus by 2029/30, slash debt and set up an independent Parliamentary Budget Office, if elected.
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hasn't worked too well so far
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Today's excursion www.allblacks.com/news/black-f...
allblacks.com
Black Ferns team named to play Wallaroos in Auckland | Black Ferns News
Three potential debutants have been named in a strong Black Ferns 23 to face Australia in their first home Test of the year in Auckland this Saturday.
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tonight's excursion www.atc.co.nz/whats-on/202...
atc.co.nz
Macbeth | 28 Jul – 22 Aug 2026 | ASB Waterfront Theatre
Macbeth | 28 Jul – 22 Aug 2026 | ASB Waterfront Theatre | What's done cannot be undone. | William Shakespeare | Benjamin Kilby-Henson | Mark Mitchinson | Sara Wiseman | Scotland
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bloody early flights
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This from a man who took a limo 300m www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
stuff.co.nz
Luxon tells cycleway city Wellington: 'you get what you deserve'
At a public meeting in Lower Hutt on Tuesday, the Prime Minister was asked about ever-increasing rates and costs by Green and Labour councillors in the capital. His reply: ‘You get what you deserve’, ...
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bullshit It took us 6 months AND regional approval achieved LAST WEEK to replace a staff member Helath NZ are talking a load of crap www.rnz.co.nz/news/health/...
rnz.co.nz
Documents reveal Health NZ hiring crackdown
Health NZ leaders told the Health Minister tight controls on hiring staff were crucial to delivering its budget and that recruitment of any frontline worker was only possible with the sign-off of seni...
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Somebody's 'helping'
Black Cat watching the shuttles flying around. Makes Surviving Mars slightly trickier
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What? You can change and create laws under urgency to allow them but can't do the same to pause or stop them? The hypocrisy is strong in this government www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
rnz.co.nz
Fast-tracked housing developments can't be paused, Chris Bishop says
The housing and infrastructure minister says he can't legally pause fast-tracked housing developments.
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Anyone fancy an EV? (Check the sold price!!!!) rmsothebys.com/auctions/mo2...
rmsothebys.com
2026 Ferrari Luce 'Tailor Made' | The Monterey Auction 2026 | RM Sotheby's
2026 Ferrari Luce 'Tailor Made' for sale at RM Sotheby's The Monterey Auction
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
New supermarket at Sylvia Park has a rather large screen showing 'things' Today's thing was a news report about a certain party leader saying racist shit
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Rat Mortuis @ratmortuis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
K Road is fucking busy
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