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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

First we will have an election, then about a week later I will have a baby. I don't want to blackmail you all but if Luxon remains Prime Minister I'm just not going to push #nzpol

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

'Reheating the nachos' is actually such a good line #nzpol

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine being such a selfish cunt that team blue's proposition looks attractive here. Tax me up team, there's messes to clean #nzpol

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Do you know any pregnant people? You can buy them this nice swingy chair from Bunnings for $279 and they will be very very happy just like me 😌

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

To revive an old Twitter debate: I just put peas in the macaroni cheese.

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Just all in on the embarrassing boomer Grandpa these days eh #nzpol

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The state of it

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

See, the Greens' supermarket policy is great because it helps with grocery prices <and> makes the right apoplectic with rage. Dinner and a show, if you will #nzpol

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ashlee, mph @avs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

not to be terminally online and i can’t explain it but massive “cromulent fuckcrustable” vibes here

A picture of two protein candies under the name of Hormbles Chormbles

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Here's a political thing I've been thinking about. My retired mum believes what other people do with their lives and bodies is their business, because that's just good manners. Fatphobia, transphobia, homophobia? How tasteless. She's fine with abortion, same sex marriage and euthanasia,

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: New Zealand edition. NZSO The Tudor Consort NZ String Quartet Choir of Wellington Cathedral of St Paul Choir of Holy Trinity Cathedral Choir of Christchurch Cathedral New Zealand Opera The Chills Bressa Creeting Cake Steriogram

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Help political peeps. I'm in the (new) Kenepuru electorate. Thoroughly unimpressed with Labour so I'm thinking two ticks Green - is Lan Pham in with a chance, do we think? #nzpol

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Is there any chance, Chris and Other Chris, we might have the occasional afternoon off from political dumbfuckery around here? #nzpol

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Sara @lotts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"Instead of banning children from social media which we know does not work and blocks them from the benefits, we should put resources into creating legal duties of care for platforms, ensuring they are safe for everyone to use". Dr Cassandra Mudgway #nzpol

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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Man, if you ever want to feel wise, clever, and well informed, watch depositions of cops on youtube Q: "Why did you arrest her?" A: "She was trying to stop officers from going into her apartment." Q: "Did you have a warrant? A: "No." Q: "Was there some kind of emergency happening in the apartment?"

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

No cheating. Share the last picture of the sky from your camera roll.

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Make a band bigger Jimmy Eat Solar System

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Husband asked if there was anything he could do after hearing me vomiting in the bathroom this morning. I said, 'yes, get a vasectomy' and he giggled. Young man I am deadly serious. Snippy snippy ballsack.

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Showed my privately-educated child pictures of the Seymour Slop to encourage her to eat the artisanal contents of her lunchbox. Horrified child ate every last crumb. "Mummy, that looks like spew."

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Sorry everyone was in an all day meeting. PM can't manage crossing the road because he's scared of bicycles, anything else? #nzpol

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

This morning someone asked me when I was due and I said 'November' and they looked alarmed so I guess the thing where average-sized pregnancies look ridiculous on short people is happening

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I looked up the list of sitting MPs and was surprised to find only four Chrises, a mere 3% of the total. It feels like more than that #nzpol

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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on

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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I have called for a referendum that we have already had twice and which you were probably thinking we shouldn’t have again Forgive me it was pleasant to think and fantasise that Peters would not be Foreign Minister #nzpol

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Imagine being such a wimp you'd rather call a referendum than talk to Winnie P #nzpol

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

[Watching MasterChef with 10yo] "Mummy, what's celeriac disease?" "Do you by any chance mean coeliac disease darling?" "Yes!"

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Can't wait to send Winnie P a picture of my little brown half-Indian baby when he's born in November. Maybe with a cute little cover note in Marathi #nzpol

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Cheerful news: Welsh councillor has homophobic meltdown over rainbow picnic table, has piss comprehensively taken out of him. Table now has own Facebook page. Splendid. www.thepinknews.com/2026/07/30/r...

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Restore Britain councillor mocked for being 'triggered' by rainbow picnic table

A Restore Britain councillor has been accused of homophobia after complaining a rainbow-painted picnic table represented "mandatory ideology"

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Thanks Elon but I'd rather go back to stone tablets and carrier pigeons. Also go fuck yourself.

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I'm completely relaxed about not having a free press too. Doesn't keep me awake at night or give me a stomach ulcer or anything #nzpol

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Oh god I forgot how awful the gestational diabetes test was 🤢

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I have to go see my GP to check on my mood next week. How do I explain that while I'm lightly homicidal and prone to weeping if the café at work runs out of cheese scones, it's definitely in a 23 weeks pregnant way and not in a depressed way?

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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 23/07/2026