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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 22h

Its genuinley depressing watching these 3 grown adults, cling to power so desperately that they just lie to New Zealanders everyday, when even they know, atleast half of us are smart enough to know theyre lying.

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Char Of AotearoaNZ @kiwichar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

How good is it that Baldilocks is going into a head to head debate tonight with Chippy, knowing that he’s royally fucked the entire NZ National Party & he’s fallen to just 17% on the preferred PM poll just 4 weeks out from election! 🤣😎🤘 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment #NZ #TaxTheRich #ForAllOfUs

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So luxons debate tactic is the same as his campaign tactic. Just lie and then avoid answering cost of living questions by being vague.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Quick reminder of Nationals biggest promise to you in 2023. Nobody got this.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The fact that disgraced National MP Chris Penk is now writing opinion pieces on the election for Stuff News is a real bad look for Stuff News. Why would Penks political opinion be anything but bias? He literally campaigned for National Party THIS YEAR

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Heres what the top 2 major parties are talking about this election.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yesterday Luxon was asked to explain the Lie hes been telling everyone about labour and an apparant "9 new taxes" He could only name 1. The CGT. Which 9/10 kiwis wont even pay. Then he got flustered and changed the subject. 🤦🏾

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We almost went 11 hours without National telling a lie about another party yesterday. Thats a new record. Its actually insane how Nationals entire campaign strategy is just to keep lying about stuff because they know they wont win if people actually look at their track record for the past 3 years.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The craziest thing about elections is seeing how many grown adults have been tricked into thinking that their tax money going towards public services that serve them is a bad thing and not the point of taxes. People proudly living worse lives because theyve been convinced a better life is "woke"

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh wow what a surprise, National party depending on misinformation again to push their own narrative. We can't do another 3 years of this.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

National MP that failed to roll Luxon a second time, writes book review for a book he admits he didn't read 👍🏽

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Considering only what parties agree on so far: A Left-wing coalition guarantees you a govt that will tackle the cost groceries and make healthcare cheaper and more accessible. A Right-wing coalition guarantees you a less transparent govt that will also take away the right to vote from some kiwis.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

What?! who could have possibly seen this coming? Oh yea, everyone. I literally made a video saying exactly this, the day they announced it. Ponsonby this includes you. Enjoy, Luxons gift.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

REMINDER: Its September 2026, Under Labour we would have had both Cook Strait ferries by now. Luxons replacement ferries wont be here till 2029, have less capacity for people and cars, and including Nicolas cancellation fee, will only be approx 470m cheaper.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Neutrality supports the oppressor, not the oppressed.

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Sacha @sachadylan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Did you notice they quietly registered as a company in recent months? So it's TPU Ltd

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Char Of AotearoaNZ @kiwichar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Found elsewhere, worth a share here. #nzpol #OneTermGovernment #NZ

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This shit is why its embarrassing everytime NZ Media quotes the TPU as if theyre a credible source of information or an actual Union. Its just a bunch of Nat/Act supporters. Reminder when their poll showed most ppl were pro wealth tax, they deleted the poll.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Nationals latests spin posts are claiming Labour never finished Light Rail. But Light Rail was Canceled by Luxon along with the ferries, now we have neither. And the CRL hes taking credit for was started by John Key and supported by Labour. Thats a win for John Key and Labour and 2 losses to Luxon.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

How desperate is this? Nationals lastest signs claim that Labour didnt finish 'Light Rail' but Light Rail was canceled by Luxon.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

% of income spent on food Latest OECD data US: 6.7% Ireland: 8.4% UK: 8.6% Switzerland: 8.9% Canada: 9.6% Australia: 9.8% Austria: 10% Germany: 11.5% Norway: 11.6% NZ: 12.7% <--- us

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Wild that luxon failed to meet his 2023 police promise by miles and now for 2026 hes just making another police promise. Bruh, you didnt even do the first one.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Prediction: now that National have finally been called out for lying to New Zealanders, whats the bet they will learn nothing from it and just put their Ai slop machine into hyper drive to push out more slop?

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

How can people seriously still be so gullible that they believe anything this govt says. Their entire campaign has been lies and Ai slop. Thats the legacy of the Luxon govt. Hold power by any means necessary 🤦🏾

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

FyI the govt is about to try take credit for the hard work teachers have done and say its thanks to Ericas new curriculum. But the 15 year olds that were tested were tested in 2025 and never participated in her "new curriculums" 👍🏽

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Wake up comrade, its election season and the current govt is feeding children "unknown matter" Time to enrol to vote

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I really do feel like the world right now is just horrible rich boomers feeding lies and fear to poor well meaning gullible boomers and the rest of us are just being dragged along for the ride.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I know im like 6 years late to the party but this Stardew game is Exactly what ive needed in this capitalist hellscape of a world.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Nationals entire campaign strategy is just lie relentlessly with billboards and Ai slop because the truth would be to admit theyve made the cost of living worse, taken the economy backwards, failed on ferries, failed cops, failed on housing, excused racism and delivered just 54 nurses in 3 years.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

This guys a genius, why didnt we think of that?!

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Interesting that certain media suddenly cares so about apparent false claims when its Tamatha Paul saying it but when its Simeon Brown, Erica Stanford, Nicola Willis, Luxon or anyone in this govt for the last 3 years they hardly get mentioned.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Millionaire Landlord discovers the definition of very normal working class thing.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Yea thats literally the defining characteristic of a strike bro 👍🏽 A strike on ya day off is a weekend 🤦🏾

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Whats crazy is they will do nothing about this. The govt, the party and the minister that brought us these inhumane Move-on Orders had a rough sleepers die outside THEIR office and they wont change a single fucking thing about this initiative.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Wtf is going on? Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, Yayoi Kusama AND Peter Cullen (Optimus Prime) All within 2 days? Can we please start losing some evil dictators and warmongers instead soon?

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

In todays episode of our govt is afraid of accountability: National is deliberately not giving itself enough time to answer questions from Opposition MPs in the House.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

DONT WORRY! The government is uncomfortable with homlessness. Phew!

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Because Nationals entire campaign depends on nobody fact checking them! The cost of living has skyrocketed under them because theyre using Tolls, Levies, Fees, Charges, Fines, Costs, Cuts, removed Subsidies and existing Taxes to pay for things. No "NEW" taxes means nothing.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

FYI today in Parliament Luxon said he'd hold his record on "Education and Health up against Labours any day" But when Labour said ok lets do that. Luxons GOVT voted no.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Do right wing voters seriously not understand that "no NEW taxes" Just means a further increase in existing taxes, fines and rates with more Tolls, Fees, Levies and costs? The word NEW is doing all the heavy lifting here 🤦🏾

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Well thats strange because his whole party assured NZ that he acted alone, but that can't be the case if someone else started it. Its almost like they lied and then randomly announced a giant bridge and a social media ban to distract everyone 🤷

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Spotted on Molesworth St. Hopfully the PM can't get to work easier now.

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This guy called New Zealanders "wet and whiny" but then complains about crossing a single bike lane to get to work. His apartment building is about 15 metres from the beehive entrance 🤦🏾

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

FYI: Luxon has refused to do a second debate like in a normal election. This man preaches "accountability" but has avoided media for 3 years and now refuses take part in debate season 🤦🏾

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