Reposted by ChrisPapa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I spent my childhood terrified of quicksand, spontaneous combustion and the Bermuda Triangle. Turns out I should’ve been worried about my knees. 3045046
Reposted by ChrisThe Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026James Talarico Threatens To Improve Texans' Lives 964454774
Reposted by Chrisjookey spooky @jakeybakey.gay · 03/10/2026katy perry when people ask her what kind of wide she is: 3502
Reposted by ChrisMary Brandt, MD, MDiv @drmlb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Brilliant. (This treads on a serious issue that can unite all Texans behind @jamestalarico.bsky.social!) 12246401227
Reposted by ChrisBrandon @bcfox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026they should put gypsy rose in the white house for a weekend and see what happens 0131
Reposted by ChrisDon[ny]ovan @dgschell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I still think everyone should be required to take a sociology class or two. So then we can all understand that so many things are just a social construct and they only have a prescribed meaning or value because we've collectively internalized social norms around them. Or whatever... 161824
Reposted by Chris🌿🌞Sarah🌛🦋 @legndofphoenix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Seeing a bunch of white men saying they wont vote this November cause they can't find a job woahhh did your guy fuck the economy???? who could have seen that cominggggg? 1382269386
Reposted by ChrisBill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026texans, you are going to see this clip once a week and twice on sundays until the election 47075702607
Reposted by ChrisEnchanTRIS✨✨✨ @myobsexssions.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026Just applied to be a poll worker for Election Day. I know they’re planning to invalidate votes. And threaten ppl. Gonna put my Spanish skills to use and try to help the elderly. Just doing my part to try to help keep this damn country from eating itself alive. 2604840580
Reposted by ChrisSirNYC @sirnyc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Dear Texans: Here's an election pro tip. If a candidate won't debate You don't vote for them. Period. It's that simple. By not debating they're saying you're concerns are not a priority. Vote for those who will debate. They have plans and value your concerns. Vote Talarico! Vote Hinojosa! 29183522573
Reposted by ChrisJD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 26/09/2026Iced coffee is amateurish. Pros show up to interviews with a plate of ribs wrapped in aluminum foil and a roll of paper towels. 1371966170
Reposted by Chrisdewbert @dewbert.social · 24/09/2026Trypophobia mentioned!! www.wsj.com/tech/ai/rest...wsj.comRestaurants Are Using AI to Advertise Their Food and It’s Making People SickImage generators can be very bad at whetting diners’ appetites, rendering wings that look like they were ‘recovered from the reactor core.’ 094
Reposted by Chrisdewbert @dewbert.social · 22/09/2026This bar is just bluesky IRL. (free link in the next skeet) www.bostonglobe.com/2026/09/22/m...bostonglobe.comA Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose. - The Boston GlobeLast Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead. 7392
Reposted by ChrisJosh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026don’t make fun of neurologists until you walk a myelin their shoes 59416
Reposted by ChrisSwanky Somm III @swankyaf.sheshed.rocks · 14/09/2026I bet a bunch of red voters don't vote at all. Paxton is an obvious good ol' boy, ready to bleed Texans dry. But die hard TX republicans can't bring themselves to vote for the "right" candidate. They vote for their party. I know this because I grew up there. This is how they think. 4255
Reposted by ChrisWest Coast SW @westcoastsw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Absolutely! But a near opposite is also true! If people believe it's guaranteed, history proves they aren't likely to vote! 4262
Reposted by ChrisMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 14/09/2026🚨BREAKING: Agents of the Department of Homeland Security have been ordered to unlawfully access state voting records to carry out the department’s escalating elections-related probes, an anonymous federal whistleblower recently disclosed to Sen. Alex Padilla. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...democracydocket.comHomeland Security officers are illegally accessing state voter data, new whistleblower allegesThe searches likely resulted in "thousands of violations of state laws," Sen. Alex Padilla (D-Calif.) said. 868144008396
Reposted by ChrisCole 🌈 @lilgay.club · 14/09/2026I mean this literally but it’s got to the point of the Texas heatwave that I am just fucking angry at everyone 2182
Reposted by ChrisTyler 🎃 👻 @coastalhoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Can we talk about how attractive the simple act of a man taking his shirt off is ? 152196
Reposted by ChrisAmerican Scruffy 🏳️🌈 🇺🇸 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🏳️⚧️ @scruffygaydc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 SHARE THIS IF YOU ARE VOTING IN THE MIDTERMS! (please get your friends & family to the polls) ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ 1359
Reposted by ChrisSoCalDavey @sometimesdaniel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Good morning from a Talafreako in Anaheim, California☀️ 18784681020
Reposted by Chrisa • a • ron @aaronfc.dev · 12/09/2026the local fire department has the best BBQ chicken dinners 🤤 60109643
Reposted by ChrisTaryn @thayden.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Greg Abbott 🧵 He has had 11.5 YEARS to make Texas better for Texans. He’s had the office. He’s had the power. He’s had the money. He’s had ELEVEN AND A HALF DAMN YEARS. And yet some folks are still standing around going, “Maybe THIS time he’ll do something.” 25257851788
Reposted by ChrisDon[ny]ovan @dgschell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026👀👀👀nytimes.comMore Americans Are Identifying as Democrats Ahead of MidtermsData from Gallup shows that Democrats and Democratic-leaning independents have their largest advantage over Republicans since 2008. 7614
Reposted by Chrisdylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 08/09/2026tuesday after labor day is the second worst work day of the year after the day after new years. 1584
Reposted by ChrisTaryn @thayden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026SNAP kids are just as deserving of a birthday cake, a soda, & a little childhood joy as any other kid. Kids shouldn’t have to understand their family’s financial situation before being allowed to be excited about cake. Somehow we’ve reached where that apparently requires a congressional hearing. 1304162737
Reposted by ChrisJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m beginning to think waking up and immediately reading the most insane things anyone has ever read is not exactly great for me 2095384546
Reposted by ChrisDemocracy USA @oilgaschemicals.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If Texans vote for Republicans again... They have lost their minds 5241255
Reposted by Chrisℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 02/09/2026So, did the whole country just stop talking about the fact that Mitch McConnell is dead and the GOP is still covering it up? 712121183083
Reposted by Chrisleftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 02/09/2026TEXANS, VOTE FOR TALARICO! 238158355045
Reposted by ChrisSteven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Still waiting for evidence that Mitch McConnell is alive. 612118042212
Reposted by ChrisKelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Deregulation in the US will harm the most vulnerable first Disabled people who are extra dependent on the supply chain Those with food & med allergies who can’t easily switch brands. Those with food insecurity relying on food banks who can’t know if the food has been recalled. This is by design. 16042781429
Reposted by ChrisMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I'm just a girl standing in front of a single bag of groceries that I just spent $78 on, asking that none of it get recalled this week. 712558303
Reposted by ChrisAdam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If Nancy Pelosi had repeatedly told reporters she had no idea what was going on around her, the coverage would have been unsparing and vicious. 358145843203
Reposted by ChrisThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Can’t afford groceries? No problem! It’s not safe to consume them anyway! 1285437981
Reposted by Chrisdylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So strange to me that the aesthetic for men in their 20s is to look like a guy in their 40s who haates their 9-5 like?? 2401
Reposted by ChrisDanielle ❌👑 @danielleloveswords.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Texans: No, you haven’t been “suspended,” but yes, you should still check your voter registration now and update it if necessary. The GOP relies on fear and confusion to supress the vote. This article is a great explainer. Read it and spread the knowledge. open.substack.com/pub/lonestar...open.substack.comSuspense, Suspended, Purged, PurgatoryNo, Texas didn't suspend 1.2 million voters. Here's what actually happened. 461483841
Reposted by Chris4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026We need a constitutional amendment that gives the people the power to remove a sitting president if Congress refuses to do the job. This is getting ridiculous. 43571851730
Reposted by Chrisleftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Well slap my ass and call me a radical lefty lady but maybe our food safety regulations were in place to regulate the safety of our food. 171109292123