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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 3h

DOMS ARE HITTING AND MY CHEST IS EXPLODING help

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 5h

gays be like "she saved my life" and it's the bath and body works candle lady from appleton, wisconsin

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 6h

bloomfs after scrolling through my bluesky:

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 6h

costco hot dog at 9:46am iktr

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 7h

healthcare in the united states is so fucked lol. look at this e-mail my job just sent out "reduced increase in premiums" lol nice phrasing and then the very next sentence states those increases are 14.6%

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 16h

Finally did the workout I was supposed to do on Saturday

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 17h

I had an interview today and this was my brain during

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this is the end for me, y’all. cuz i sent this to the window guy while he was fetching his tape measure from his truck instead of to my friend 🫪💀🪦💐

A screenshot of a text chat between me and the window guy in which I accidentally sent “window repair guy is european and hot 🥵” to which he responded “Haha! 😂 Thanks for the complement” to which i responded “lmaooo 😳💀” and “omg i’m so sorry 🤦🏻‍♂️” to which he responded “Don’t worry, I’m easy going haha”

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PixieCatSupreme (Cat) @pixiecatsupreme.com · 29/09/2026

This means so much to small artists

The bluesky notification counter, changed to read "KYS"

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 29/09/2026

can I ruin playground equipment for you all

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 29/09/2026

me and the 10 pounds I keep losing and gaining

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 29/09/2026

i would say "if i had to see this so do you" but i made it so it's more like "if i had to imagine this, then you have to see it"

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 29/09/2026

My coworker has a habit of ending sentences with "umm" and then trailing off

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 29/09/2026

my coworker just said "I can hear you" to someone on the phone and all I could think of was

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 28/09/2026

@theranos.top Ngl I thought you blocked me because you haven't posted in 3 hours

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 28/09/2026

I skipped the gym Saturday and now I'm antsy

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 28/09/2026

two queens stand before me

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Mikey 🕺 @mikeytalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

gay guy millennial dick is wild. they’ll put you through the mattress while Samantha Mumba plays and then ask you for your Hogwarts house while cuddling afterward.

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 28/09/2026

pussyround by lords of acid is the perfect song to gape to

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 28/09/2026

there's a roll of paper towels on my desk for some reason and my coworker came up and said "are you planning on making a mess later?" and I said "I love being messy" and no one got it or acknowledged it the straights™ don't appreciate my craft

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 28/09/2026

got added to my coworkers group text

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 28/09/2026

so... thirsty... I need.. I need... 8 double tall lattes, 1 with no foam, 5 iced venti decaf percent lattes with the long straw, 4 caramel macciatos (double up on the cup; i got a long way to go), i need 2 blueberry scones with the little granules on top, and 1 starbucks compilation CD

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 28/09/2026

my name is jake and i will shamelessly like several of your thirst traps in a row i'm not sorry

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 28/09/2026

i'm a great listener (not comprehender)

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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Jake-O, it’s a day late, but the sentiment remains. HBD! 🥳

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