Reposted by ChrisPapa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I spent my childhood terrified of quicksand, spontaneous combustion and the Bermuda Triangle. Turns out I should’ve been worried about my knees. 3045046
Reposted by ChrisThe Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026James Talarico Threatens To Improve Texans' Lives 964455776
Reposted by Chrisjookey spooky @jakeybakey.gay · 03/10/2026katy perry when people ask her what kind of wide she is: 3502
Reposted by ChrisMary Brandt, MD, MDiv @drmlb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Brilliant. (This treads on a serious issue that can unite all Texans behind @jamestalarico.bsky.social!) 12246401227
Reposted by ChrisBrandon @bcfox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026they should put gypsy rose in the white house for a weekend and see what happens 0131
Reposted by ChrisDon[ny]ovan @dgschell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I still think everyone should be required to take a sociology class or two. So then we can all understand that so many things are just a social construct and they only have a prescribed meaning or value because we've collectively internalized social norms around them. Or whatever... 161824
Reposted by Chris🌿🌞Sarah🌛🦋 @legndofphoenix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Seeing a bunch of white men saying they wont vote this November cause they can't find a job woahhh did your guy fuck the economy???? who could have seen that cominggggg? 1382269386
Reposted by ChrisBill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026texans, you are going to see this clip once a week and twice on sundays until the election 47075712608
Reposted by ChrisEnchanTRIS✨✨✨ @myobsexssions.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026Just applied to be a poll worker for Election Day. I know they’re planning to invalidate votes. And threaten ppl. Gonna put my Spanish skills to use and try to help the elderly. Just doing my part to try to help keep this damn country from eating itself alive. 2604840580
Reposted by ChrisSirNYC @sirnyc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Dear Texans: Here's an election pro tip. If a candidate won't debate You don't vote for them. Period. It's that simple. By not debating they're saying you're concerns are not a priority. Vote for those who will debate. They have plans and value your concerns. Vote Talarico! Vote Hinojosa! 29183522573
Reposted by ChrisJD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 26/09/2026Iced coffee is amateurish. Pros show up to interviews with a plate of ribs wrapped in aluminum foil and a roll of paper towels. 1371966170
Reposted by Chrisdewbert @dewbert.social · 24/09/2026Trypophobia mentioned!! www.wsj.com/tech/ai/rest...wsj.comRestaurants Are Using AI to Advertise Their Food and It’s Making People SickImage generators can be very bad at whetting diners’ appetites, rendering wings that look like they were ‘recovered from the reactor core.’ 094
Reposted by Chrisdewbert @dewbert.social · 22/09/2026This bar is just bluesky IRL. (free link in the next skeet) www.bostonglobe.com/2026/09/22/m...bostonglobe.comA Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose. - The Boston GlobeLast Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead. 7392
Reposted by ChrisJosh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026don’t make fun of neurologists until you walk a myelin their shoes 59416
Reposted by ChrisSwanky Somm III @swankyaf.sheshed.rocks · 14/09/2026I bet a bunch of red voters don't vote at all. Paxton is an obvious good ol' boy, ready to bleed Texans dry. But die hard TX republicans can't bring themselves to vote for the "right" candidate. They vote for their party. I know this because I grew up there. This is how they think. 4255
Chris @t0pherc43.bsky.social · 14/09/2026There are way too many hick counties & they fuck up our elections every single time 010
Reposted by ChrisWest Coast SW @westcoastsw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Absolutely! But a near opposite is also true! If people believe it's guaranteed, history proves they aren't likely to vote! 4262
