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Saw Sara Bareilles tonight and oh my god I am gonna be thinking about that show for a long time. Such raw expression of grief and joy and that VOICE my LORD. What a gift.

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026

This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Shaboozey I am free this Thursday evening for a date if you are available for a date on Thursday when I am free for a date

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Kacey is the only person who could pull off that Dolly tribute. 💔 #VMAs

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Risking $100 by ordering a bootleg Mayhem In The Desert vinyl from a random record store in Australia

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Thinking about the time I got a text from a random number and it was a link to a song by Jennifer Love Hewitt and I said “who is this?” because I didn’t have the number and they said “she was in I know what you did last summer”

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Almost crashed driving into work because I was going so hard to BEAT UP CHANEL$ 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Stassi Schroeder in the hot tub with Kyle on the first episode of Summer House

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We need to be done with “influencer ads” because who are you and why are you walking around your neighborhood telling me to use Kalshi

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Forced the dj at my sister’s wedding to play BEAT UP CHANEL$ for me and my bestie only and it was 1000% worth it

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Blocking accounts that follow you and unfollow and refollow on a monthly basis

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I am Tipsy™ after a work event in Denver and have the hiccups. AMA ✨

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the general public really is a different breed of people

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

way too many straight men at this gate that need to prove they do Business™ by talking very loudly on their phones in Business™ meetings.

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Listened to crank 2 the way god intended: blasting it in my VW Tiguan while speeding down the interstate to my corporate job

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

how many more years until I can retire, I no longer wish to labor

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It’s been two weeks since I’ve taken Prilosec (after being on it for like four years) and withdrawing from this is ASS. Feeling like you’re gonna vom constantly AND debilitating heartburn? 0/10 do not recommend.

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Something so deeply unsettling about a curated Instagram feed

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Got myself all dolled up with my hair looking good to go into the office and then I can’t get off calls to actually commute in until after 12:30. So I guess I got all dolled up for my at-home zoom meetings. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

And I need you nooooow tonight, And I need you moooore than ever. 🌒

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Didn’t they tell you?? They ran out of emails! There’s no more emails that can be sent! They’re all done! You’re finally free!!!

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

There’s road construction going on 100 feet from my house and the house has been vibrating literally all day and I think it might be what finally breaks me

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

It’s just me and my mute list against the world

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

29 of those 36 I have at spent at least one night in. Thank you, college choir tour.

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

boy you can’t get no ✨⭐️hiiiiiiiigher⭐️✨ than this… 😠🗣️NO.

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Forcing myself to work out every day so I can be Hot™ for a cruise at the beginning of November (and also so I can better manage stress and fix all my ailments plaguing my aging body but mostly to look hot let’s be honest)

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Rebecca Black: his name is Michael Me:

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Not to be all “omg I can’t believe it’s almost the end of summer where did the time go” but omg I can’t believe it’s almost the end of summer where did the time go?

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Friends are late to happy hour but I was not

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I remember this being one of like four cds we owned when I was younger. Still an A+ album.

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I DON’T NEED A FREE TOTE BAG WITH PURCHASE FROM A DEODORANT BRAND!!!

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Maya Angelou thinking about the caged bird’s singing

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

“Chanty Beluga on Troye Sivan’s finsta” is a phrase that just left my mouth

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I love the mute button like no YOU be quiet

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

chanty beluga would have been invited on ellen

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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Let's go shopping :) I'll buy a handbag :) I'll buy some shoes :) I'll buy a smile :) I'll buy some jewelry :) A personality :) A whole backstory :) Card declined :(

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