iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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maybe it’s just me, but the business model of repeatedly screaming “ai will kill us all” and “our ai keeps ‘going rogue’” while also saying “please give bonzibuddy full access to your everything” just doesn’t seem right

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 13m

Starting to research new e-bikes, and I think I'd like a smallish cargo bike.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 1h

Good morning, and happy last day of the Federal fiscal year to all those who celebrate!

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(Wes)tern democracy👨🏻🗳️🌐 @midwestache.bsky.social · 1h

tfw you realize she’s lying because the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance is that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 13h

CLEAN SHEET NIGHT!

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 13h

The only thing standing between me and my Chipotle dinner is this woman in front of me who has so far ordered six bowls.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 15h

I think each of us should get one (1) Beyonce Hold Up music video reenactment per year.

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Beyoncé - Hold Up: Car Window Smash

ALT: Beyoncé - Hold Up: Car Window Smash

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 15h

The average American's response

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maura johnston @maura.bsky.social · 16h

as a lapsed catholic poptimist etc... i feel like this is a key that unlocked something deep

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 17h

Ok coworker, this is getting annoying. "I'll call you in 5." 15 minutes later... "I'll call you in 3" 8 minutes later... still no call.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 17h

I haven't heard the term "fryolator" in years, must be a New England thing.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 17h

hey Siri play 360 by Charli XCX

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 17h

I know some MAGA Michiganders who are all in on El Sayed. Whatever, we'll take the votes!

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 18h

Instagram asking me to access contacts in order to "improve spelling?" Absolutely not.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 18h

Gilded age is so silly

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 19h

C'mon big slurp!!!!

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 22h

if for no other reason so I can actually find it in stores.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 22h

Why are my parents so cute???

A screenshot of a WhatsApp message from my mom showing two of the same anniversary card on a wooden table. The text is "How weird is it that Dad and I bought the same cards? I guess 47 yrs together rubs off on each other."

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 29/09/2026

Oh no Andy Baraghani on the Ina podcast tomorrow.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 29/09/2026

anyway Charli was v fun but I am v tired this morning

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 29/09/2026

oh no hit my Bluesky screentime limit for the day bye *NO CARRIER*

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 28/09/2026

Manifesting the energy to get off this couch for the Charli XCX concert.

A close up selfie. I'm laying on the couch, with two pillows behind my head.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 28/09/2026

Pre Charli XCX dinner was a baked sweet potato topped with leftover smoked pulled pork and bbq sauce, side of broccoli.

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Emma Stone's 'Yum!' Reaction in Easy A

ALT: Emma Stone's 'Yum!' Reaction in Easy A

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 28/09/2026

Hoping I didn't leave my little bag with all my chargers and cables on the train, but it looks like I might have.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 28/09/2026

lol bike has a flat tire again. my portable air pump must've had trouble guessing the PSI because I tried to pump it up and the whole tube just exploded. getting tired of all the debris in the bike lanes, @cmzparker5.bsky.social @janeese4dc.bsky.social

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 28/09/2026

people can't afford groceries.

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John Jones @johnmjones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There is evidence that Gary may have personal issues preventing him from forming meaningful relationships which are totally unconnected to his employer www.wired.com/story/tech-b...

ENGAGED IN A flirtatious conversation at a bar in Manhattan, 23-year-old Gary stood with a Guinness in hand as *he explained to a woman why he took an engineering job at Palantir,* the data analytics company cofounded by Alex Karp and Peter Thiel.
*Raking in a $250,000 salary would allow him to help pay off his parents' mounting medical bills,* he explained.
Gary wasn't met with sympathy. Medical debt, the woman told him, was "not an excuse to work somewhere like that."

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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It is 2026. If you send me a PDF with fields that are not fillable, you will not be seeing heaven.

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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Trying to turn a funny story into a “teachable moment” should warrant prison time.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 28/09/2026

Man the Instagram ads I'm getting for GLP-1s are relentless now.

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VoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026

NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 27/09/2026

Should I dirty bulk for the next three weeks so my GP will say I qualify for a GLP-1 at my physical?

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 27/09/2026

Zooted! on the NextGen Acela

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 27/09/2026

Sometimes you just need to fuck off to a different city for a weekend to see a concert, eat good food, and catch up on sleep away from normal life obligations. Thanks for a fun weekend, Philly.

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