Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026don’t make fun of neurologists until you walk a myelin their shoes 59316
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 01/09/2026didn’t think I needed to say this but epipens do not contain beta blockers and this home brew “allergy kit” is not a substitute for an actual epipen 7648
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026As an ER doctor I hate these e-bikes… Please wear a helmet Don’t drink alcohol and e-bike Don’t carry a baby while riding an e-bike Don’t e-bike after taking your blood thinners and reminiscing about your last hip fracture 68611
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Reposting this thread now that people are studying for tox boards and other tests!!! Good luck :) 1261
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 26/06/2026stop telling yourself you deserve a sensitive man you deserve a sensitive AND specific man 71166
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 14/06/2026If the human body was an amusement park would the nephron or the semicircular canals be a better rollercoaster 9332
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 02/06/2026friendly reminder that sometimes your patient isn’t “confused” or “altered” or “demented” they literally just need their hearing aids 413715
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 27/04/2026currently in the phase of my life where all my shirts need texture 4541
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 21/04/2026one time in med school I asked a doctor for feedback and he told me that I was stapling the patient lists together with the staple in the incorrect orientation and that a diagonal staple was not appropriate and it needed to be a horizontal staple so I laughed but he did not laugh 131187
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 08/04/2026one time in med school we learned about a disease that gives you silver stools and I was like “woah I wonder what that looks like” so I googled it and idk what I was expecting 4701
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 20/03/2026we joke in the ER that “chief complaints come in threes” so after two people came in after slipping/falling on ice i was like “okay who’s next” but a third never came in anyways i got off shift, walked to my car, and i 12956
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 03/03/2026*be me in airport* me: person: hi Dr Trebach me: oh hey (who is this person? are they a patient? a student? why can’t I remember? Omg I’ve been thinking too long now it’s getting uncomfo—) person: u dropped this *hands me my hospital badge that says Dr Trebach* 3732
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 11/02/2026it kind of sucks that you can randomly dislocate your jaw from yawning and then you have to go to the ER so we can pop it back into place 11663
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 23/01/2026got a space heater and I was like “omg it’s so cute its saying hi to us!!” and my husband was like “no u doofus that is the power setting” 🙃 8875
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 17/01/2026nothing will betray you faster than the front shirt pocket of hospital scrubs one lean forward and your pens and dignity end up on the floor 111113
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 09/01/2026ER doc here. I’ve seen patients walk out during heart attacks and other life-threatening emergencies because no one could feed their pets at home. Imagine the lives saved if free emergency pet care existed. 1014512
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Hi, medical toxicologist/ER doctor here 👋 here’s what you need to know about medetomidine in the illicit opioid supply 36811
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 07/11/2025one time I was driving home and I saw a small crowd around someone who looked dead so I pulled my car over and checked for a pulse and then started cpr on the sidewalk and while I was doing cpr a bystander tried to STEAL MY CAR KEYS 5460
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 03/11/2025nurse: doctor josh can you please tell my son that he shouldn’t eat too much candy me: ugh yeah one time I ate so much sour candy that my tongue started peeling it was soooo painful nurse: oh wow how old were you me: …….yesterday 31656
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 27/10/2025one time in college I took an exam thinking “wow this is way harder than I expected” and the professor walked by and gasped because she’d given me (AND ONLY ME??) an exam from a different course. Every hard exam since I was like IS IT HAPPENING AGAIN? IT CAN’T HAPPEN TWICE RIGHT? 2742
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 22/10/2025people named barb are so lucky because they can be like “my name is short for phenobarbital” and no one can argue with them 4933
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 18/10/2025didn’t think this needed to be said but please don’t put urine in your eyes 1010910
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 16/10/2025when I was a resident, a mysterious ER nurse used to leave a cookie on my desk after I did a good job with a sick patient. Years later, no cookies appear…but after every resuscitation I still crave one….a Pavlovian echo of a kindness that never quite left me 🍪 72977
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 02/10/2025*be me in med school* me: ok remember these 3 words—book, cat, potato. I’ll ask again in 5 min to test your memory patient: ok *5min later* patient: book, cat…uhhh…what was the third one? me: ……. patient: did u forget too me: …………yeah 71549
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 01/10/2025just Bucket (orange) and Pebble (grey) being gamer kitties 3801
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 21/09/2025*me working in pediatrics ER* kid: do u play video games kid’s dad: he’s a doctor of course he doesn’t play video games me: 41373
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 20/09/2025thank goodness for this useless infographic now we know the cure for cancer is “minerals” 211319
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 16/09/2025chew your food please or it will get stuck in your esophagus and then you will have to go to the ER and yes the culprit almost always is steak 1913311
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 08/09/2025got a new kitten from the shelter and we named her Pebble and I was worried that our adult cat Bucket would be upset but it has been less than 2 weeks and I woke up this morning to this 🥰 1012593155
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 04/09/2025if you post a video on social media making fun of your patients body fluids you deserve to be fired and never see patients again 1324512
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 02/09/2025not sure what is more impressive—an IV placed in the forehead, or the fact that it was documented as “IV-head” 4660
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 26/08/2025fun fact: this is chocolate agar and it’s used to grow gonorrhea less fun fact: it does not contain chocolate medical fact: a 3yo child ate a culture dish of chocolate agar in his moms car (she was a microbiology lab tech) and the kid got throat gonorrhea :( 208610
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 23/08/2025accidentally said fresh frozen pizza instead of fresh frozen plasma I think I need some pizza 7830
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 21/08/2025its time I come forward with the truth: I love the watery powdered eggs that hotels have at their free continental breakfast AND I AM NOT ASHAMED 14570
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 13/08/2025in honor of National Left-Handed Day, here is an exchange I had with a surgeon when I was in medical school *in operating room* surgeon: hold this tool in your right hand me: i’m left handed actually surgeon: no you’re not me: oh ok my bad 2019513
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 07/08/2025👋 medical toxicologist here and I am begging people to not take this gas station “wellness” drink want to know why?? 🧵 713548
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Which antibiotic is most likely to make a huge bid at an auction? Macrobid!!!! 4755
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 28/07/2025rolled my ankle in my hospital clogs and saw my life flash before my eyes 2520
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 23/07/2025do NOT google image “carbuncle” expecting to see the cute fox creature from final fantasy unless you want to learn what a carbuncle actually is 4493
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 14/07/2025*me in med school* doctor: welcome to your first shift in the ER! me: yay doctor: make sure you wear a lanyard that emergency releases when pulled or someone could strangle you with it! me: wait wha— doctor: ok let’s go see our first patient! 1544643
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Saw Les Mis the other day. Honestly it reminds me of the emergency department bc everyone is either bleeding or singing or desperately trying to do their job. 5644
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 27/06/2025do I hate that this exists or do I hate that I would try it 6271
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 27/06/2025labubu this labubu that…its giving labubonic plague and im terrified i might catch it 2250
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 26/06/2025i’m not interested in your beer menu JUST 👏 SHOW 👏 ME 👏 THE 👏FRIES 3550
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 24/06/2025went for a run and saw a gorgeous red flower among a bunch of dandelions so I ran closer and it was just a fire hydrant nature really is beautiful sometimes 🥰 2974
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Peckingham Palace (my bird feeder with a camera in it) caught this diva having a little snack!!!!! what should I name her 16712