Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Spirit Halloween should open a bar that goes in next door and serves spooky themed cocktails. They can call it Halloween Spirits. 2215
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026"How long did it take you to grow that?" 6.3 minutes. "Can I touch it?" Yes, but don't be creepy. But bonus points for asking consent. "Does it itch?" No, I actually take care of my beard. "Is it hot in the summer?" Beards are hot all the time. 050
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Not to brag, but when I play it, it's worseminton. 0115
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026YOU SHALL NOT PASS...the firewall -- IT Gandalf 051
Reposted by Drummy | SysDadminDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 24/10/2025damn Dante, this inferno is lit 018268
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026This bourbon has ice. I'm totally hydrating. 060
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I have one gray beard hair for every time my kids ask me what's for dinner. 041
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 12/04/2026As a space nerd I am elated. As a GenX a part of me is healed. #ArtemisII 160
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026We walked in Telnet chat rooms so you could run on bsky. 041
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Apparently shouting, "MONGO IS APPALLED" and shooting Magic Missiles at your coworkers is frowned upon. Who knew. 010
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026This week has obliterated my confidence. I think I just need to get lost in a good book and a bourbon. 140
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026The three B's of self-care: Bath Beard care Bourbon 041
Reposted by Drummy | SysDadminLiterally @ummliterally.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Interviewer: Tell me about a problem you couldn't solve. Me: Why is Darth Vader's sleep apnea machine inside his helmet and always on. 03310
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 24/03/2026If I have to know this, then you do, too. If Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams were written today, they'd be singing about the summer of 2010. 2104
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 24/03/2026If I have to know this, then you do, too. If Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams were written today, they'd be singing about the summer of 2010. 020
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Hot IT people in your area want you to try turning it off and back on again. 0188
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I lifted a weight this morning. Why am I not ripped. This is BULLSHIT. 080
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Your friendly neighborhood SysDadmin here to ask you if you've tried turning it off and back on again. 011
Reposted by Drummy | SysDadminCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Is it the Sunday scaries or is it the broken promise of your entire existence as a pure soul who intentionally planned a thoughtful journey to their future having been distilled into the moonshine that might make you blind? 13017
Reposted by Drummy | SysDadminsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026when i talk about my funbags i’m referring the ziplocks full of candy in my purse 511626
Reposted by Drummy | SysDadminShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 22/03/2026"Actually, adhd is a super power!" ok well my super power is ruining my life 313930
Reposted by Drummy | SysDadminPot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026"Iconic" is such an overused word. Not everything is iconic. As a matter of fact, very little is. Stop. Just stop. 5249
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 23/03/2026My facial expression looks like the one in my avi pretty much all the time at work. 062
Reposted by Drummy | SysDadminsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026back in my day the economy was strong enough to afford two durans 1935286
Reposted by Drummy | SysDadminfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 22/03/2026you can only play leap frog every four years 39737
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Sorry I thought you were flirting with me. But your message included an Oxford Comma, so what was I supposed to think? 121
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Sorry I said, "A preposition" when you asked, "What's up?". 040
Reposted by Drummy | SysDadminNappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 30/12/2025I don't know how to make decisions for myself please advise 117222
Reposted by Drummy | SysDadminBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 08/01/2026All we can do now is hope for spontaneous combustion. 819466
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Gen Z Fred Flintstone says, "skibbidy dibbidy doo." 040
Reposted by Drummy | SysDadminJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 07/01/2026A little tip in life for men: The ladies are not impressed if you shout, "I am Groot!" when you wake up with morning wood. 63812
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Google Pixel's Magic Eraser, but for my anxiety. 110
Reposted by Drummy | SysDadminDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Men are put here on this earth to make fried potatoes 159216
Reposted by Drummy | SysDadminsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/01/2026we used to be a proper country 1532882
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I wanted to get back into reading this past year. I didn't set a super lofty goal, but I hit it and then some. 050
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025A Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all my excellent friends. I hope you all have a wonderful day. 💙 020
Reposted by Drummy | SysDadminSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I’ve ended every human interaction I’ve ever had with, “Well, everything you’ve told me points to a Sasquatch encounter.” 410337
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Happy holidays back, bro! Great to see you. 💙 010
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025So much of gift wrapping is thinking outside the box. 162