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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Spirit Halloween should open a bar that goes in next door and serves spooky themed cocktails. They can call it Halloween Spirits.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

"How long did it take you to grow that?" 6.3 minutes. "Can I touch it?" Yes, but don't be creepy. But bonus points for asking consent. "Does it itch?" No, I actually take care of my beard. "Is it hot in the summer?" Beards are hot all the time.

A graphic showing a bearded man looking exasperated with the caption, "what is the weirdest thing you have been asked about your beard."

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Not to brag, but when I play it, it's worseminton.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

YOU SHALL NOT PASS...the firewall -- IT Gandalf

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

damn Dante, this inferno is lit

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Bourbon won't give you cyclosporiasis.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

This bourbon has ice. I'm totally hydrating.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I have one gray beard hair for every time my kids ask me what's for dinner.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

As a space nerd I am elated. As a GenX a part of me is healed. #ArtemisII

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

We walked in Telnet chat rooms so you could run on bsky.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Apparently shouting, "MONGO IS APPALLED" and shooting Magic Missiles at your coworkers is frowned upon. Who knew.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

This week has obliterated my confidence. I think I just need to get lost in a good book and a bourbon.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

The three B's of self-care: Bath Beard care Bourbon

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Literally @ummliterally.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Interviewer: Tell me about a problem you couldn't solve. Me: Why is Darth Vader's sleep apnea machine inside his helmet and always on.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

If I have to know this, then you do, too. If Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams were written today, they'd be singing about the summer of 2010.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

If I have to know this, then you do, too. If Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams were written today, they'd be singing about the summer of 2010.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Hot IT people in your area want you to try turning it off and back on again.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I lifted a weight this morning. Why am I not ripped. This is BULLSHIT.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Your friendly neighborhood SysDadmin here to ask you if you've tried turning it off and back on again.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Is it the Sunday scaries or is it the broken promise of your entire existence as a pure soul who intentionally planned a thoughtful journey to their future having been distilled into the moonshine that might make you blind?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

when i talk about my funbags i’m referring the ziplocks full of candy in my purse

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

"Actually, adhd is a super power!" ok well my super power is ruining my life

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

"Iconic" is such an overused word. Not everything is iconic. As a matter of fact, very little is. Stop. Just stop.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

My facial expression looks like the one in my avi pretty much all the time at work.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

back in my day the economy was strong enough to afford two durans

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 22/03/2026

you can only play leap frog every four years

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Sorry I thought you were flirting with me. But your message included an Oxford Comma, so what was I supposed to think?

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Sorry I said, "A preposition" when you asked, "What's up?".

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I don't know how to make decisions for myself please advise

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

All we can do now is hope for spontaneous combustion.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Gen Z Fred Flintstone says, "skibbidy dibbidy doo."

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

A little tip in life for men: The ladies are not impressed if you shout, "I am Groot!" when you wake up with morning wood.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Google Pixel's Magic Eraser, but for my anxiety.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Men are put here on this earth to make fried potatoes

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

we used to be a proper country

ONE NIGHT
TRADE MARK
COUCH SYRUP
EACH OUNCE CONTAINS
ALCOHOL, (less than 1%)
44m
CANNABIS INDICA, FE.
42OL
CHLOROFORM
275m.
MORPHIA,SULPH,
SHILLFULLY COMBINED WITH A NUMBER
OTHER INGREDIENTS

label of an old timey medicine

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I wanted to get back into reading this past year. I didn't set a super lofty goal, but I hit it and then some.

A screenshot from the Storygraph app showing categories and thumbnails of books read, to-read pile, and 2025 reading goal.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

A Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all my excellent friends. I hope you all have a wonderful day. 💙

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

I’ve ended every human interaction I’ve ever had with, “Well, everything you’ve told me points to a Sasquatch encounter.”

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

So much of gift wrapping is thinking outside the box.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

No, kids, the cookies are fine, but Santa doesn't want milk. Leave bourbon instead. Trust me.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

"We're gonna go easy this holiday season," I say, as I wrap the 278th gift for my wife.

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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Me: No I don't have social anxiety, what are you talking about? Also me (at the restaurant counter): Hi...ummm... I'll take one food, please.

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