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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
oh you thought this was rabbit? they thought this was a rabbit? that’s fucking funny bitch it’s fucking winnie the fucking pooh. yeah. yeah. fuck [the two hundred and fiftieth] fourth of july
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ruiner @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 03/07/2026
sorry no i’m not boy moding you misheard me im boy modding. i installed a spoiler and a lift kit on your boyfriend. yeah trevor. ya he’s dead now because of the surgery i did to install the mods but he looks sick right. i’ll be honest you don’t sound very appreciative you should practice gratitude.
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
guy who says ugh this task is so sissypussian
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
splatoon player with an MCR reference as their s/n and the profile tag "part-time dog" oh I'm sure
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
[beaming a thought directly into the mind of all grindr users at once] the men who send unsolicited dick pics are not reading your bio if your name is "please read bio" and all your bio says is "no dick pics" you are wasting the time of everyone except the dick pic guys because they are not reading
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
[gay furry eminem] thats an awfully hot monster cock should i jerk it off? probably not
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
judging all the other dudes by how long they spend picking out their grocery store flowers
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
sometimes I learn something about myself from the way I talk to my cat.
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pibb @itspibb.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
i was fired from my job for disability discrimination. my unemployment insurance recently ran out & i’m financially struggling while looking for work. i’m raising funds to afford this wheelchair, as it would greatly widen my access to the world and to job opportunities ♿️ 💕 gofund.me/4769f34b6
gofund.me
Donate to Help Olive Afford a Wheelchair , organized by Olive Kalei
hi :) my name is olive. i’m a 25 year old disabled trans person living in chicago. in … Olive Kalei needs your support for Help Olive Afford a Wheelchair
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I wish there was a version of nextdoor that was only for posting "what was that sound just now, around this intersection?" and nobody can be racist in the comments if it is actually gunshots.
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pibb @itspibb.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
transitioning to reply guy
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pibb @itspibb.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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pibb @itspibb.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Laughing at misfortune @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
sharks.. im gay
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Emoji Meadow @emojimeadow.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
☘️🍀🍀🌱🍀🍀🌱🌱🍀 🌱🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀🌱🍀🍀 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀☘️🍀 ☘️🍀☘️🍀🌱🍀☘️🌱🍀 ☘️☘️🍀🍀🍀☘️☘️🍀🍀 🌱☘️🐁🌱☘️🍀🍀🍀🍀 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀☘️☘️🍀
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
a photo of an individual in jeans and a black tank top (labeled "me") spraying an aerosal can over a lighter, causing a flame (labeled "positive self-talk) to shoot out and hit a sleeping shirtless individual (also labeled "me") reclining on a chair.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/11/2023
true story
screencap of beatles documentary, paul asks the boys if they can try his new song about having a wonderful Christmastime, they all say fuck no and he thinks "I need to break up the Beatles"
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
bought my yearly black n mild (cream if you're wondering) and I'm so excited for the moment I give myself permission to smoke it. at some point between now and mid January things will be annoying enough to justify the smoking of a black and mild, by me.
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
in 4 seasons of gilded age Marian Brook does not get to wear a single dress that suits her
Marian Brook standing with her hands clasped in front of her. she is wearing a dress which is likely appropriate for the time period but in my opinion, is doing her no favors.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
Rod Serling
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Your motherboard? Not when she's with me 😏
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I do feel bad when I laugh at Simpsons clips of Milhouse getting hurt. He’s a child! But lowkey pointdexter can take it lol
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
sometimes you go to the fridge for one clementine and then you peel it and go back to the fridge for another clementine and then you sit down but then you go back to the fridge for another clementine but you still haven't eaten the first one
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
you think i want to be known as lil miss gives head? you think i want to live this fucked up life of needing to eat pussy and suck dick? you make me sick. i didn't ask for this i just have amazing tits, a great ass, and a winning personality. the gods cursed me and you're all laughing at me GREAT
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
what if you touched me and i shattered like glass and the shards spelled out: kill john lennon
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
boycels seething over girlchads
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
it might be time for me to finally buckle down and figure out what happened to the Edmund Fitzgerald
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/11/2025
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I’m not thankful and I’m building a bomb
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I'm taking the concept of transmisandry and I'm putting it on a very tall shelf until we can prove that we can be trusted with it.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
A 2020 tweet that reads: 

My son just looked at the television and said "Daddy, do you think these rioters will register to vote?" He's a 46 year old Vox journalist and I hate him so fucking much.
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
the best SPS flavor is watermelon by the way
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
petition for sour punch straws to be half their current length. YES, i am aware of sour punch bites. those are approx 1/4 regular SPS length. i don't need that. I need 1/2 regular SPS length. thank you.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 20/11/2025
gonna go bleed out in the middle of the street anyone want anything
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LB 🩵💖🧡🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Whatever you do, do not commit suicune
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
guy at the bar goes i like your hello kitty waterbottle i say oh thank you but it's not hello kitty it's my melody and he goes oh well i like your melody water bottle and i say she goes by my melody so it would be your my melody waterbottle and he goes i have a hello kitty shirt okay be educated bro
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
i'm doing things on my job's instagram stories that you bitches could never understand
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pibb @itspibb.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
there is power in the name of cheezit
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cameron @famousceleb.co · 29/10/2025
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
getting perjury. perfect surgery. the surgery that makes you perfect
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
WHY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WHOSE PISSED OF!!!! "FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON U ,FOOL ME TWICE WHAT DA FUCK, WHY, STOP IT, FUCK OF, I HATE BEIG FOOLED MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/10/2025
there are so many people smarter than me in this world. thats awesome
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 28/10/2025
chudler up to bat, and here's the swing, andddd he hits himself in the balls, chudler is down repeat, chudler is down
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
petition for someone to make reality tv for Empaths where they cut the fights down to just the main beats so you only have to see people being mean to each other as much as necessary to know *why* they are being mean.
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