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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
oh you thought this was rabbit? they thought this was a rabbit? that’s fucking funny bitch it’s fucking winnie the fucking pooh. yeah. yeah. fuck [the two hundred and fiftieth] fourth of july
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ruiner @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 03/07/2026
sorry no i’m not boy moding you misheard me im boy modding. i installed a spoiler and a lift kit on your boyfriend. yeah trevor. ya he’s dead now because of the surgery i did to install the mods but he looks sick right. i’ll be honest you don’t sound very appreciative you should practice gratitude.
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
guy who says ugh this task is so sissypussian
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIBB
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
splatoon player with an MCR reference as their s/n and the profile tag "part-time dog" oh I'm sure
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
dislike!!!! 😡
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
do not
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
[beaming a thought directly into the mind of all grindr users at once] the men who send unsolicited dick pics are not reading your bio if your name is "please read bio" and all your bio says is "no dick pics" you are wasting the time of everyone except the dick pic guys because they are not reading
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
NO!!!!!
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a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
chiitan am I valid too
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
assigned valid by chiitan
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
omfg
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
[gay furry eminem] thats an awfully hot monster cock should i jerk it off? probably not
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
get it
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
poly? yeah, poly a SLUT!
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
how'd it go
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
🤭🤭🤭
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
have you considered that we're dumb
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
judging all the other dudes by how long they spend picking out their grocery store flowers
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
what's my approach to conflict resolution she: wants to get my new robe all soggy by suckling on it like a lil bitty baby me: wants her to not do that how do we move forward. together 🙏
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
sometimes I learn something about myself from the way I talk to my cat.
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pibb @itspibb.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
i was fired from my job for disability discrimination. my unemployment insurance recently ran out & i’m financially struggling while looking for work. i’m raising funds to afford this wheelchair, as it would greatly widen my access to the world and to job opportunities ♿️ 💕 gofund.me/4769f34b6
gofund.me
Donate to Help Olive Afford a Wheelchair , organized by Olive Kalei
hi :) my name is olive. i’m a 25 year old disabled trans person living in chicago. in … Olive Kalei needs your support for Help Olive Afford a Wheelchair
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
no he is baby brother to me
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
two people are crouched behind a person wearing a sandwich board. the board reads "HOMO SEX IS IN" because one of the crouching people is covering the "S" in "SIN." they are staring at the camera with a straight face. the other crouching person is smiling and taking a selfie with the board.
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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a cartoon of spongebob in a classroom waiting patiently for aru theory training
Alt: a cartoon of spongebob in a classroom. he is blinking and pressing his hands together in excitement.
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I wish there was a version of nextdoor that was only for posting "what was that sound just now, around this intersection?" and nobody can be racist in the comments if it is actually gunshots.
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
touch my fanny touch my butt pommy granny make me nut
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pibb @itspibb.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
transitioning to reply guy
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
me as fuck
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
ur my right hand arm
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
we gotta find u someone with an ass like a mail slot
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
🤗
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
you learn Morse code and I will verbalize the dots n dashes
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
girl he's just metrosexual
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
sorry pookie :(
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pibb @itspibb.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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pibb @itspibb.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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a man wearing a blue hoodie with the words it 's not written on it
Alt: Justin Bieber wearing a blue hoodie and saying "it's not clocking to you" while those words appear in front of him
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Laughing at misfortune @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
sharks.. im gay
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Emoji Meadow @emojimeadow.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
☘️🍀🍀🌱🍀🍀🌱🌱🍀 🌱🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀🌱🍀🍀 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀☘️🍀 ☘️🍀☘️🍀🌱🍀☘️🌱🍀 ☘️☘️🍀🍀🍀☘️☘️🍀🍀 🌱☘️🐁🌱☘️🍀🍀🍀🍀 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀☘️☘️🍀
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
people don't talk about this enough
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
💯‼️
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
babe don't make an ice cream in the dessert round bc I'm gonna make an ice cream in the dessert round. ok?
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
(⁠◠⁠ᴥ⁠◕⁠ʋ⁠)💕
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
yes bc sometimes they are complementary. i appreciate the sprite more in contrast to the brisk
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
then I think we should celebrate 😇
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
a photo of an individual in jeans and a black tank top (labeled "me") spraying an aerosal can over a lighter, causing a flame (labeled "positive self-talk) to shoot out and hit a sleeping shirtless individual (also labeled "me") reclining on a chair.
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I'm bitches
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/11/2023
true story
screencap of beatles documentary, paul asks the boys if they can try his new song about having a wonderful Christmastime, they all say fuck no and he thinks "I need to break up the Beatles"
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b o b 🐙 @swamphag2be.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
sometimes I will dab a lil peel at my pulse points so I smell clementiney for a few hours >:)
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