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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Germans shouldn't be allowed to vote in German elections. I propose a sort of partition system where foreign occupying forces govern.

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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

How do you write "Diva down" but like respectful I'm actually mourning shit

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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I was 12 years old asking “has anyone with autism ever made it big” on IRC and they were like "Made what big"

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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

This just in Putin about to invade Poland BREAKING NEWS THIS JUST IN PUTTING THE INVASION STORY ON HOLD THEY MADE A WHITNEY HOUSTON BARBIE, Experts are saying her hair is "gorgeous"

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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I'm writing a poem so honest and beautiful that it will make this Netanjahu fella see the errors of his ways.

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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I heard Spider-Man teaches some thugs the value of honest work in this one 👍

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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Financial hack no. 7: Be born Lutheran to feel bad about every penny you spend.

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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Financial hack no. 6: Take an ordinary 5€$£ note and add a few zeros.

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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Financial hack no. 5: Don't be too shy to talk to people about money making opportunities. A stranger is just a victim you haven't met yet!

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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Financial hack no. 4: You don't have to spend a lot to feel like a million bucks! Buy into a timeshare and drive there with your leased car.

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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Financial hack no. 3: Use one of those coins tied to a string instead of paying for your vending machine legal highs.

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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Financial hack no. 2: Your network is your net worth. Kill all of your poor friends NOW.

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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Financial hack no. 1: If you live in Berlin invest all your money into Sanifair coupons. They're value stable, crisis proof and tax-exempt.

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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Ken Jennings is worse than Hitler because doing word puzzles in general is evil behaviour! Try playing some real games, Ken. Like an open world game with crafting and survival mechanics. Real games for ADULTS.

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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Help, my IMAX isn't the really big kind of IMAX! My cafe is artisanal but the australian waiter was kind of rude. I heard there was a crime once, a homeless guy yelled at me! 🎵"It's like a jungle sometimes / It makes me wonder how I keep from going under"🎵

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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I moved to Berlin and most people here wouldn't complain all the time if they knew that everywhere else is so much worse. No Heidi, you wont move to Rostock, stop lying!

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tram liebowitz @ethelkennedy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

All I’m saying is that the Chinese probably still would have beat those disgusting Huns even if Mulan hadn’t cross dressed.

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tram liebowitz @ethelkennedy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

“A safe space for Flinta , bipoc and anarchists. Chill, slow pace, gender neutral bathrooms. The only problem is they don’t take credit cards.” Café Cralle Review von BlueJeh Dani

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Ben Miller @benwritesthings.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I read every Harry Potter book when they came out when I was a kid. Now I am a grownup so I read books that are by, about, and for grownups. Few things more depressing than watching sniveling so-called adults lick transphobic billionaire boot to defend their precious IP. Grow a backbone and grow up.

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Corner Späti @cornerspaeti.operationglad.io · 25/03/2026

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Nick and Uma talk to @heistberlin.bsky.social about Berlin and English language journalism in the city Listen wherever you get podcasts!

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Terminally von der Leyen @ciaran.operationglad.io · 11/02/2026

"Ignore the smears: that is not shit in my pants."

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

I want this to be on record. There’s no such thing as fake tits. You either have naturals or bolt ons. They’re all real to me. Fake tits are in your imagination and you’re probably an anime nerd touch a natural or bolt on tittie brother. If you can put it in your mouth it’s real.

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/12/2025

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

very sternly asked to leave before my hoarder uncle's intervention even starts after walking into his house and shouting Whoooa I bet all this stuff is gonna be worth a fortune someday

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

It used to be so much easier on the internet. You’d have a video of a dramatic chipmunk and everyone would agree it was perfect but then you could add a little lightsaber to him and everyone would go huzzah now the text is even richer

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Dork Cheney. Nuff said

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

i think tattoos are cool but i would never get one because it might make me easier to identify in a manhunt

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/04/2024

It’s really funny that The Art of War is treated as this like alpha male book when it’s clearly meant to be read by ancient Chinese failsons because it’s all “please don’t forget you have to feed your troops” and “if someone asks if you’re going to attack them consider lying about it”

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 08/10/2025

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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Bari Weiss, CBS News, 1965 - New art in @jewishcurrents.bsky.social jewishcurrents.org/bari-weiss-c...

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🪞 @stankgud.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/09/2025

yimby this, nimby that. i don’t really care what guys with backyards have to say

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

areadoug777: My wife likes the house so hot. I turn the thermostat down to like 65, and then my wife turns it up to 70. Joke’s on her. I wanted it at 70 the whole time lol. It’s all about how you play the game, fellas Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess

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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

It seems to me like Now Toronto might have skin in the game...

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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

What I think the beetle I rescued from my glass of water will do vs what it actually does

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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

It's called the Discover page because the thousands of gay thirst traps make you discover something about yourself.

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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

You think that this kind of Obama posting his year end playlist shit doesn't work on you anymore and then you see this... Lmao at EL-P being genuinely humbled and a proud New Yorker vs Killer Mike's debate me I love being a landlord shtick

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Do you know that thing you care about? It’s a distraction. Do you know the things I care about? Those are real

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES 🎵 FILLING BOLOGNESE, HUH?

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

that's still a lot of people, let's not focus on the negatives

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Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

A greek korean fusion restaurant called Kim Petras

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