Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Germans shouldn't be allowed to vote in German elections. I propose a sort of partition system where foreign occupying forces govern. 030
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026How do you write "Diva down" but like respectful I'm actually mourning shit 032
Reposted by Your close friendGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I was 12 years old asking “has anyone with autism ever made it big” on IRC and they were like "Made what big" 347654
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026This just in Putin about to invade Poland BREAKING NEWS THIS JUST IN PUTTING THE INVASION STORY ON HOLD THEY MADE A WHITNEY HOUSTON BARBIE, Experts are saying her hair is "gorgeous" 000
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I'm writing a poem so honest and beautiful that it will make this Netanjahu fella see the errors of his ways. 000
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I heard Spider-Man teaches some thugs the value of honest work in this one 👍 000
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Financial hack no. 7: Be born Lutheran to feel bad about every penny you spend. 000
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Financial hack no. 6: Take an ordinary 5€$£ note and add a few zeros. 010
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Financial hack no. 5: Don't be too shy to talk to people about money making opportunities. A stranger is just a victim you haven't met yet! 010
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Financial hack no. 4: You don't have to spend a lot to feel like a million bucks! Buy into a timeshare and drive there with your leased car. 010
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Financial hack no. 3: Use one of those coins tied to a string instead of paying for your vending machine legal highs. 010
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Financial hack no. 2: Your network is your net worth. Kill all of your poor friends NOW. 010
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Financial hack no. 1: If you live in Berlin invest all your money into Sanifair coupons. They're value stable, crisis proof and tax-exempt. 010
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Ken Jennings is worse than Hitler because doing word puzzles in general is evil behaviour! Try playing some real games, Ken. Like an open world game with crafting and survival mechanics. Real games for ADULTS. 020
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Help, my IMAX isn't the really big kind of IMAX! My cafe is artisanal but the australian waiter was kind of rude. I heard there was a crime once, a homeless guy yelled at me! 🎵"It's like a jungle sometimes / It makes me wonder how I keep from going under"🎵 010
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I moved to Berlin and most people here wouldn't complain all the time if they knew that everywhere else is so much worse. No Heidi, you wont move to Rostock, stop lying! 010
Reposted by Your close friendtram liebowitz @ethelkennedy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026All I’m saying is that the Chinese probably still would have beat those disgusting Huns even if Mulan hadn’t cross dressed. 011
Reposted by Your close friendtram liebowitz @ethelkennedy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026“A safe space for Flinta , bipoc and anarchists. Chill, slow pace, gender neutral bathrooms. The only problem is they don’t take credit cards.” Café Cralle Review von BlueJeh Dani 011
Reposted by Your close friendBen Miller @benwritesthings.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I read every Harry Potter book when they came out when I was a kid. Now I am a grownup so I read books that are by, about, and for grownups. Few things more depressing than watching sniveling so-called adults lick transphobic billionaire boot to defend their precious IP. Grow a backbone and grow up. 616028
Reposted by Your close friendCorner Späti @cornerspaeti.operationglad.io · 25/03/2026🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Nick and Uma talk to @heistberlin.bsky.social about Berlin and English language journalism in the city Listen wherever you get podcasts! 2113
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Just when I'm moving to the Großer Appel, this is a sign. 0100
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Have you seen Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters? Visually stunning seems right up your alley. 100
Reposted by Your close friendTerminally von der Leyen @ciaran.operationglad.io · 11/02/2026"Ignore the smears: that is not shit in my pants." 042
Reposted by Your close friendChase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I want this to be on record. There’s no such thing as fake tits. You either have naturals or bolt ons. They’re all real to me. Fake tits are in your imagination and you’re probably an anime nerd touch a natural or bolt on tittie brother. If you can put it in your mouth it’s real. 1120032
Reposted by Your close friendHaunter @holybible.bsky.social · 12/12/2025When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67 3350001779
Reposted by Your close friendBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/12/2025I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end 1834895905
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Why eat an apex predator? Why not eat one of the hundreds of seals, fish and birds the bear needs to sustain itself per year. Whiteout must take us for absolute fools... 110
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Glad I'm not the only one who wonders about the logistics and long term viability of the polar bear meat economy of Whiteout! 110
Reposted by Your close friendmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 31/12/2024very sternly asked to leave before my hoarder uncle's intervention even starts after walking into his house and shouting Whoooa I bet all this stuff is gonna be worth a fortune someday 465767
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 27/11/2025youtu.be/otwkXZ0SmTsyoutu.beGil Scott-Heron Whitey on the moon.aviYouTube video by martineden110 000
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I think you should really further explore this 20's gangster aesthetic, it goes hard as fuck dude. Like get a military pilot watch, some leather gloves. Maybe even a flatcap if it works with your head. 010
Your close friend @swaghustler.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I also like to listen to Aphex Twin, Wendy Carlos and Vangelis while sorting my cards for artists. Isn't it nice how every little thing we do is a shared experience? 130
Reposted by Your close friendBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/11/2025It used to be so much easier on the internet. You’d have a video of a dramatic chipmunk and everyone would agree it was perfect but then you could add a little lightsaber to him and everyone would go huzzah now the text is even richer 261753197
Reposted by Your close friend🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Dork Cheney. Nuff said 61739
Reposted by Your close friendjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 26/10/2025i think tattoos are cool but i would never get one because it might make me easier to identify in a manhunt 153599
Reposted by Your close friendStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/04/2024It’s really funny that The Art of War is treated as this like alpha male book when it’s clearly meant to be read by ancient Chinese failsons because it’s all “please don’t forget you have to feed your troops” and “if someone asks if you’re going to attack them consider lying about it” 542881673
Reposted by Your close friendEli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Bari Weiss, CBS News, 1965 - New art in @jewishcurrents.bsky.social jewishcurrents.org/bari-weiss-c... 293368754
Reposted by Your close friendmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/09/2025yimby this, nimby that. i don’t really care what guys with backyards have to say 81349130
