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Johan

@sved.be
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Software-engineer, lover of sports 🇸🇪

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Carolyn Fiddler @cfidd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bruh, you literally JUST SAID "no fatties" and "no weirdos"
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samuelwa.de @samuelwa.de · 28/09/2026
My “Involved in Human Trafficking“ shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are making me want to stop wearing my shirt rather than reconsider my involvement in human trafficking
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Johan @sved.be · 23/09/2026
Det är en så jävla konstig hållning att ha - samma med ansvariga utgivaren senare i programmet som väldigt självsäkert svarar att det finns 0% chans att SDs tryck på public service kan leda till att rapporteringen om just SD blir lite försiktigt ibland.
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Habibti Mimosa @haramisson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Haha var det Bohlin som författade det
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Johan @sved.be · 27/08/2026
Så inte ”enligt Claude” då eller? Enligt den artikel va?
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olasoderholm.bsky.social @olasoderholm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton gjorde väldigt många bra låtar. Sedan gjorde hon också en låt för alla i världen som är spiritually moderater.
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Robin Zachari @robin.zachari.se · 20/08/2026
Klägget avslöjar! klagget.nu/2026/08/20/g...
klagget.nu
GRÄV: Måwe tog hemlig gåva. Godkännande saknas.
KD påstår att parlamentet godkänt att Alice Teodorescu Måwe tar emot hemliga bidrag. Parlamentet säger nu att det inte finns en procedur för att godkänna det.
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hilzoy @hilzoy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I know I have RTd this several times, but: the WHOLE POINT of the State Department is that it’s supposed to be full of people who deal with other countries, and who could therefore be expected to look at that map and know IMMEDIATELY that it was wrong.
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 28/05/2023
no no no atprotocol is the doctor what you're referring to as bluesky is actually atprotocol's monster
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
One of the great things about the World Cup is how you get squads no sane mind ever would've designed. World-class defenders with strikers who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, an unstoppable forward with nobody to get him the ball, unbeatable goalkeepers forced to stop 20 shots every match
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The best part of having a wife is that there's someone in your house that you can do really terrible bits at whenever you want
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Johan @sved.be · 17/06/2026
is the code open source? Where can one see it/contribute?
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Auxmuel @auxmuel.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Din lobbyistpolare BJÖD IN HENNE Ulf. www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/Rr...
Skärmdump från den länkade artikeln, där står: ”Statsminister Ulf Kristersson kommenterar nu Aftonbladets granskning "Volontärerna", där en reporter bland annat wallraffade på hans fru Birgitta Eds stiftelse.
– Jag vet inte varför man tar sig in vårt hem utan att vara inbjuden, säger Kristersson.
Aftonbladets reporter välkomnades och bjöds in till gården efter ha mejlat Göran Thorstensson, som äger gården tillsammans med Ed.”
Göran Thorstenssons inbjudan till reporten, där står: 
”Göran Thorstenson
till Birgitta, mig -
Hej Lisa - du är varmt välkommen på söndag! Det är bara att dyka upp...
Mvh Göran
Skickat från min iPhone”
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ross🌊 @snakeloch.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
image that only gets funnier as time passes
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olasoderholm.bsky.social @olasoderholm.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Jag trodde att det behagliga med podd var att det inte är video med undertexter i flödet.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
We should have never doubted this man
George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
remembered a good tweet
Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"
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Zach Goldberg @zgoldberg.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
As aside, this is one speech Melania didn’t plagiarize from Michelle Obama.
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
the types of podcasts: a guide
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers
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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The Sistine Chapel of pixelated Rotoworld images
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 26/02/2026
Hillary Clinton’s closed door testimony was just halted because that clown Boebert snuck photos from her chair and sent them to Benny Johnson.
Benny Johnson
X.com
@bennyjohnson
BREAKING: The first image of Hillary
Clinton testifying under oath about Jeffery Epstein to the Republican Oversight Committee.
This is the first time Hillary has had to answer real questions about Epstein.
Clinton does not look happy.
Photo provided by Rep. Lauren Boebert.Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson
"NOW
X.com
Full Shot of the Clinton Epstein Testimony currently ongoing:


Over a photo of a rather funny picture with a giant nameplate sayingthe“Rep Boebert” in the foreground and way often in the distance at the end of the table, a tiny Hillary Clinton.
The Independent O @the-independent.com
LATEST Hillary Clinton's Epstein deposition paused after Boebert sends photo of closed-door hearing to rightwing influencer
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
CROSS COUNTRY SKIING DISASTER a skier from Sweden, the heavy gold medal favorites in the women's cross country relay, falls head over heels, breaks her ski, and has to go forward with just one ski a coach also fell over in an attempt to bring her a backup ski
a skier falls head over heels, the powdery snow flying up in the air around thema skier skis away on one foot, carrying a ski in their handsbetter view of the skier on one ski, carrying their second skia team coach falling over with a ski in his hand
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maya ventura @mayawalkwith.me · 13/02/2026
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 09/02/2026
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
A screenshot of a tweet by Nick Adams (@NickAdamsinUSA), verified, posted about four hours earlier. The tweet claims he overheard several college women at an OrangeTheory gym talking about “Melania” after a workout. He writes that they admired the First Lady’s “class, humanity, and business acumen,” and includes quoted dialogue using slang like “Period sis” and “Slay queen,” saying they were surprised by her intelligence and talent. The tweet continues with a quote claiming the women said President Trump is a good husband and a gentleman and that the media lies about him. It concludes with the author asserting that the film he references has secured the female vote for the GOP in the midterms.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
[watching through military binoculars as orange slices are handed out to kids between halves at pee wee soccer] This is PROFESSIONAL grade logistics. Look at the matching uniforms. Look at the coordination. Someone is BANKROLLING this operation. [retreats using a series of elaborate rolls]
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon. wapo.st/49Zqv1L
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Laila @myrstack.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Svensk höger just nu: åh nej leoparden skulle ju bara äta tonåringar som e trans
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 03/01/2026
Picture of that laughably bad Willy Wonka knockoff thing in Scotland
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
That’s why HAVN designed the EMF-blocking beanie.
Powered by our proprietary WaveStopper™ Technology, it forms a barrier that blocks over 99% of WiFi, 5G, and Bluetooth radiation right where it matters most: your brain.
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
james cameron every few years
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate, Miscellaneous"
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Nomen Luni @nomenluni.ie · 02/12/2025
I'm reminded of a funny tweet I saw on Twitter a few years ago, about Star Trek episode titles.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 01/12/2025
Honestly a new Lizza post is hitting me about as hard as a phase four Marvel movie at this point
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Lizza did it, he did the meme (It’s true in this case but even so)
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Johan @sved.be · 18/11/2025
some thoughts on the ryan lizza/oliva nuzzi-thing (great names btw), and how it triggered me to actually write something again
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a new spark - Svedberg
well - that did not go according to plan
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
it’s almost like they knew Bluesky just needed a final kick to fully blossom into the new media twitter
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 09/11/2025
today is Europe's 9/11
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Dispatch coming out in episodes appears to have been a very good strategy for developer Adhoc Studio. Astounding numbers here. Episodic games often risk losing audience attention over time but 8 episodes across 4 weeks seems like the perfect cadence to keep players hooked and talking
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