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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 2h

when you fuck up your coffee to food ratio and you blow past awake and alert straight into MAXIMUM ANXIETY

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 28/09/2026

I’m gonna suck em off A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

ok but real talk why does Elizabeth Holmes have access to twitter in jail like did the warden just think her posting was so good she had to maintain access to x the everything app or what

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

my hotel is near a jewish deli 🔥🔥🔥

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Clueless Cishet Guy orders at Mask Mandatory Lesbian Bar in Perfect Woke, Shocks Patrons and Staff

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I find it kinda funny that there's a subset of furries who are really into anthro planes. Like ah yes, my favorite animal, the majestic Airbus A380

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I do NOT respect all trans women some of you have a CONCERNING number of hours logged in Hearts of Iron IV 😤😤😤

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Big Bad Butch WIFE, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary @bigbadbutchgf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"This lesbian bar doesn't have a mask mandate! Enjoy your death trap, ladies!"

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Evan Maple VO @evanmaplevo.com · 22/09/2026

it’s been said a ton already but I really do appreciate mamdani so throughly dismantling the core democrat ideology of “we actually can’t ever do anything helpful or good because of. circumstances”

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Randolph Ruiz @aaaarchitecture.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Everyone supportive of transit in California should watch this. I have a lot of respect for the expertise Nick has developed on transit project delivery. He is a great communicator and believes better things are possible. I hope his work makes an impact.

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We gotta try domesticating raccoons I think they'd be chill with it

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Insanely juiced fluke run HishiAma has been coming in absurdly clutch this CM thank you RNJesus 🙏🙏🙏

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Hana, The Doggess 🦴🐾 @hanayuribashi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You know what is even funnier hypnosis is an actual thing but it only works if you *want* it to. It will not make you do anything you don't want, and it takes actual effort and desire to submit and be in a trance to be succeptable to suggestions. Its not magical cartoon brainwash, +

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Macklemore is funny cause he's either making extremely didactic conscious rap or shit that sounds like it would have been made by a 2012 comedy music youtuber

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Lily Alexandre 🛰️ @lily-is.online · 18/09/2026

maneesh on the beat, shabang / all of their butch are femme

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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Drake in the Digital Circus: Pomni, you’re very mature for your age Pomni: Oh no, my avatar is just short, I’m like…25 Drake in the Digital Circus: …damn

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

swingers are just republican polyams

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

as someone who never watched The West Wing, every time I learn about another thing that happened on The West Wing I become more and more determined to one day beat Aaron S*rkin to death with my bare hands

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The fact that katseye fans are mostly middle schoolers explains so much. Like yeah I'd probably think gnarly is a bop but the choreography in hootie frutti is too sexual if I was like... 12

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Lucky ✨ @lucky.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026

the French titles for Pokemon Winds and Pokemon Waves are making me laugh like an idiot. me when i'm posting about my virtual critters but i'm a little toxic about it

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Happy 9th Anniversary of Ted Cruz jorking it to stepmom porn on 9/11

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

when the AI fruit love island/ video has the girl cheat on her bf/husband with a guy fruit that's coded racistly as black for some reason

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

they put a hasan thirst trap pic on the jumbotron at the republican convention

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Merry Kirkmas Eve to all who celebrate! Don't forget to leave out milk and cookies for Candace Owens tonight

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Saw someone say that if Pharrell released Happy today we would have beat his ass. Revisionist history. I remember when Happy came out and a lot of people wanted to beat his ass back then

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

my wife when I buy her an expensive toy

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

extremely mad one of my IRLs thought of this before me

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I think it's faulty reasoning to assume that anyone online who's wasting your time with bad arguments and pointless bickering over politics is a psyop in a country where like 30% of the population is functionally illiterate

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My job on the leftist commune would be bureaucrat. And if there was no bureaucracy I would create one.

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Lily Alexandre 🛰️ @lily-is.online · 30/08/2026

going to a Clipping show and yelling PLAY GUNS AND SHIPS

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The transgender CIA agent is so funny to me b/c admitting you were a CIA agent in the first place is an enormous self own regardless of if you're LGBT or not. Right out the gate my first question for you is whether you're evil or stupid and my initial bet is always going to be on stupid

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Clown girl pussy got me doing slapstick bits punctuated with comical sound effects

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Whoever came up with the terms for turkey anatomy did them so dirty. Like yeah bro they've got these caruncles which connect to the snood and the snood hangs down over their wattle which is also known as a dewlap. Deeply unserious. Dr Seuss ass animal.

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