Suzy @suz.al · 16mThere's an unlikeable protagonist and then there's a rape within the first few chapters 🙃 nope nope nope 000
Reposted by SuzyAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We don’t do the Daily Mail, but as a public service, here is someone with far too much money being attacked by an owl. 1132209484
Suzy @suz.al · 02/10/2026Flu jab ✔️ Covid jab ✔️ Beer ✔️ Burger ✔️ Okay time for an early night. What a lovely Friday. 130
Reposted by SuzyDan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The most disappointing video you’ll see today. 1022247653
Suzy @suz.al · 30/09/2026I normally bake at this time of year but I just haven't had chance to so I've just delivered boxes of these around work 130
Reposted by SuzyEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin... 17341611400
Suzy @suz.al · 29/09/2026This morning has been less of a swim than a shower with extra steps. First swim back after harvest so I don't mind that it was half arsed and still hard work. 030
Suzy @suz.al · 26/09/2026Apparently you can just design your own craft project notebook?? I'm so chuffed with this. 🧶 020
Reposted by SuzyRoel Maalderink @roelmaalderink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hoe vinden Meta-medewerkers hun eigen Meta-bril? (Samen met @bitsoffreedom.eurosky.social) 691933906
Reposted by SuzyBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026you can learn a lot about America by remembering that this man lived through the coronavirus 141846295
Suzy @suz.al · 20/09/2026Migraine symptoms: Headache Light and sound sensitivity Yearning for roast potatoes 110
Reposted by SuzyMr too tired for a halloween name @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now... 20857341105
Suzy @suz.al · 16/09/2026Just got home and took my bra off and a dozen triticale seeds dislodged themselves from my tits 120
Reposted by SuzyFranzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 16/09/2026Is anyone really that shocked that Ed Sheeran turned out to be such a terrible person? He's always had rancid vibes. 1142
Reposted by SuzyMark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington 7233431001
Suzy @suz.al · 13/09/2026Orange cats are really overlooked on Halloween decor. As if this man isn't a pumpkin 🎃 271
Reposted by SuzyRos Jackson @rosjackson.co.uk · 11/09/2026Does anyone else feel that the feverish propaganda about killer AI and so-called rogue bots is actually an indicator that the investment bubble is close to popping? 011
Reposted by Suzy__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Happy birthday to anyone who had the shittiest birthday ever this day 25 years ago 3364
Reposted by SuzyAlex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett. 5330021273
Reposted by Suzyjon @disparition.bsky.social · 09/09/2026ai killing lots of people is indeed a valid concern, but imo it’s less to do with ai’s abilities and more to do with its inabilities. that is, ai wont kill as a hyper-intelligent murder machine but rather as an incompetent “decision assistant” in fields like health or military target assessment 016142
Reposted by Suzytunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place. 425174253863
Suzy @suz.al · 05/09/2026My amazing friend Melody has just launched her new website and her art is so fucking cool. 101
Reposted by SuzyRichard Daniels @occultaria.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Melody, who does most of the design work for OA, has an online shop - Hand of Gloria and it’s open today!! There’s some truly fantastic items for sale. Please check it out and get your fingers on some unique pieces! Go to handofgloria.co.uk 032
Suzy @suz.al · 01/09/2026Jump scare warning: there's full size cut outs of Mr Beast in Tescos at the moment 121
Suzy @suz.al · 30/08/2026No brain just ham and plasticyoutube.comTwo minutes of Ted enjoying some ham flavoured plasticYouTube video by Suzy 131
Suzy @suz.al · 28/08/2026Cancelled my camping trip tomorrow because of the weather. I don't want to wake up in the Trent. Bloody gutted. I was really hoping to get camping this year but harvest has been mad 😩 120
Suzy @suz.al · 27/08/2026This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone. 040
Reposted by SuzyJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026no one has ever had, or will ever have, a better creative day than Dolly Parton writing Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day 01361330
Reposted by SuzyAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/07/2026oh yeah can AI do this?? (sends a work email ending with “brest wishes”) 261508174
Suzy @suz.al · 24/08/2026I don't have a hole in my back this harvest but also I'm not on morphine so... 010
Suzy @suz.al · 17/08/2026Trying to direct the IT guy to a specific shortcut on my desktop... "it's by the cat's tail" 020
Reposted by Suzyedeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The best use case for time travel I can possibly think of, and it’s a very good reason, is to go back and give Boudicca a kalashnikov 3284
Reposted by SuzyNewsThump @newsthump.com · 14/08/2026BREAKING! Nigel Farage returns to normality by refusing to turn up in Clacton. 124997
Suzy @suz.al · 14/08/2026Well done Farage, you've successfully wasted tax payer money, changed nothing and shown that you think elections are a joke. 031
Reposted by SuzySpelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I'm being left behind by the AI revolution in the same way I was left behind when Heaven's Gate ascended to join the spaceship that was hiding behind a comet. 06720