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Suzy

@suz.al
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Often found swearing at seeds, playing TTRPGs or making zines. Did a cancer 2024/25. Lincoln, UK Orange lad is Tedward, he doesn't have a brain. Fuck AI

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Suzy @suz.al · 16m
There's an unlikeable protagonist and then there's a rape within the first few chapters 🙃 nope nope nope
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Suzy @suz.al · 9h
Just booked a spa evening tonight. Is it home time yet????
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Suzy @suz.al · 05/10/2026
"super intelligence" just gave me psychic damage
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Suzy @suz.al · 03/10/2026
Spent all evening crocheting and then undoing. My hands hurt.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We don’t do the Daily Mail, but as a public service, here is someone with far too much money being attacked by an owl.
Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland is attacked by rogue owl during chaotic photoshoot.
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Suzy @suz.al · 02/10/2026
Flu jab ✔️ Covid jab ✔️ Beer ✔️ Burger ✔️ Okay time for an early night. What a lovely Friday.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Suzy @suz.al · 02/10/2026
Apparently I still qualify for the covid jab. Cancer perks!
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Suzy @suz.al · 02/10/2026
I fucking hate the John Lewis insurance cat
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Suzy @suz.al · 30/09/2026
I normally bake at this time of year but I just haven't had chance to so I've just delivered boxes of these around work
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin...
Summary
Companies
• Anthropic IPO could value the company at more than $2
trillion
• Anthropic lost $42 billion in 2025
• Al lab spent $7.33 billion on compute and infrastructure last year
• Operating loss widened to $8.06 billion in 2025 from $2.98 billion in 2024
• Execs, industry analysts have expressed concerns over harms of Al tech
Sept 28 (Reuters) - Anthropic is making a massive bet that Al will transform the global economy more profoundly than industrialization, electricity and the internet, according to its IPO prospectus seen by Reuters.
But the cost to get there will be staggering. Anthropic reported a net loss of $42 billion in 2025, and plans to spend $518 billion on cloud, computing and infrastructure obligations in coming year, according to the
prospectus.
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Suzy @suz.al · 29/09/2026
This morning has been less of a swim than a shower with extra steps. First swim back after harvest so I don't mind that it was half arsed and still hard work.
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Suzy @suz.al · 26/09/2026
Apparently you can just design your own craft project notebook?? I'm so chuffed with this. 🧶
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Roel Maalderink @roelmaalderink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hoe vinden Meta-medewerkers hun eigen Meta-bril? (Samen met @bitsoffreedom.eurosky.social)
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you can learn a lot about America by remembering that this man lived through the coronavirus
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Suzy @suz.al · 20/09/2026
Migraine symptoms: Headache Light and sound sensitivity Yearning for roast potatoes
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Suzy @suz.al · 18/09/2026
It's a cozy Friday
An orange cat snuggled in a blue celestial patterns blanket. He's asleep and very baby.
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Mr too tired for a halloween name @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...
Twitter post by that cunt Stephen Yaxley-Lennon expressing solidarity with Ed Sheeran (not reposting the exact text because fuck whatever he has to say)
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Suzy @suz.al · 16/09/2026
Just got home and took my bra off and a dozen triticale seeds dislodged themselves from my tits
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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 16/09/2026
Is anyone really that shocked that Ed Sheeran turned out to be such a terrible person? He's always had rancid vibes.
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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington
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Suzy @suz.al · 13/09/2026
Orange cats are really overlooked on Halloween decor. As if this man isn't a pumpkin 🎃
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Suzy @suz.al · 13/09/2026
The bake of of theseus? Is this something?
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Ros Jackson @rosjackson.co.uk · 11/09/2026
Does anyone else feel that the feverish propaganda about killer AI and so-called rogue bots is actually an indicator that the investment bubble is close to popping?
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy birthday to anyone who had the shittiest birthday ever this day 25 years ago
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
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jon @disparition.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ai killing lots of people is indeed a valid concern, but imo it’s less to do with ai’s abilities and more to do with its inabilities. that is, ai wont kill as a hyper-intelligent murder machine but rather as an incompetent “decision assistant” in fields like health or military target assessment
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Suzy @suz.al · 05/09/2026
couch
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Suzy @suz.al · 05/09/2026
My amazing friend Melody has just launched her new website and her art is so fucking cool.
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Suzy @suz.al · 05/09/2026
Good: slept for 10 hours Bad: woke up at half five
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Richard Daniels @occultaria.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Melody, who does most of the design work for OA, has an online shop - Hand of Gloria and it’s open today!! There’s some truly fantastic items for sale. Please check it out and get your fingers on some unique pieces! Go to handofgloria.co.uk
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Suzy @suz.al · 02/09/2026
sorry can't stay out late bellies need touchin
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Suzy @suz.al · 01/09/2026
Jump scare warning: there's full size cut outs of Mr Beast in Tescos at the moment
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Suzy @suz.al · 30/08/2026
No brain just ham and plastic
youtube.com
Two minutes of Ted enjoying some ham flavoured plastic
YouTube video by Suzy
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Suzy @suz.al · 28/08/2026
Shout out to css tutorials from 2011
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Suzy @suz.al · 28/08/2026
Cancelled my camping trip tomorrow because of the weather. I don't want to wake up in the Trent. Bloody gutted. I was really hoping to get camping this year but harvest has been mad 😩
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Suzy @suz.al · 27/08/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
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Suzy @suz.al · 27/08/2026
outside is serving petricunt
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I laughed
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Suzy @suz.al · 26/08/2026
you know who's also 80..
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
no one has ever had, or will ever have, a better creative day than Dolly Parton writing Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
oh yeah can AI do this?? (sends a work email ending with “brest wishes”)
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Suzy @suz.al · 24/08/2026
I don't have a hole in my back this harvest but also I'm not on morphine so...
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Big day for you
A pigeon eating an entire cinnamon roll or other curly pastry
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Suzy @suz.al · 17/08/2026
Trying to direct the IT guy to a specific shortcut on my desktop... "it's by the cat's tail"
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The best use case for time travel I can possibly think of, and it’s a very good reason, is to go back and give Boudicca a kalashnikov
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 14/08/2026
BREAKING! Nigel Farage returns to normality by refusing to turn up in Clacton.
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Suzy @suz.al · 14/08/2026
Well done Farage, you've successfully wasted tax payer money, changed nothing and shown that you think elections are a joke.
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I'm being left behind by the AI revolution in the same way I was left behind when Heaven's Gate ascended to join the spaceship that was hiding behind a comet.
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