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Suzy

@suz.al
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Often found swearing at seeds, playing TTRPGs or making zines. Did a cancer 2024/25. Lincoln, UK Orange lad is Tedward, he doesn't have a brain. Fuck AI

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Suzy @suz.al · 30/09/2026
I normally bake at this time of year but I just haven't had chance to so I've just delivered boxes of these around work
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Suzy @suz.al · 26/09/2026
Apparently you can just design your own craft project notebook?? I'm so chuffed with this. 🧶
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Suzy @suz.al · 18/09/2026
It's a cozy Friday
An orange cat snuggled in a blue celestial patterns blanket. He's asleep and very baby.
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Suzy @suz.al · 13/09/2026
Orange cats are really overlooked on Halloween decor. As if this man isn't a pumpkin 🎃
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Suzy @suz.al · 05/09/2026
You should also check out @ratdaughter.bsky.social whose stickers should be on everything.
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Suzy @suz.al · 05/09/2026
My amazing friend Melody has just launched her new website and her art is so fucking cool.
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Suzy @suz.al · 02/09/2026
sorry can't stay out late bellies need touchin
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Suzy @suz.al · 27/08/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
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Suzy @suz.al · 13/08/2026
Obviously I had to crochet a bag for my new camera. Also 3D printed a lens cap!
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Suzy @suz.al · 12/08/2026
My half frame arrived! I love how aggressively low tech this is. It makes my other 35mm look like it's full of gadgets.
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Suzy @suz.al · 01/08/2026
Scunny Zine Fest was ace
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Suzy @suz.al · 30/07/2026
Just bought a half frame 35mm camera on vinted for £30, sold my Instax for £20 and already had a tenner on my account from some converses. I'm very chuffed and CANNOT wait for my new camera.
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Suzy @suz.al · 29/07/2026
Too warm to sleep so I'm just staring at Ted being adorable.
An orange and white cat cosied on a folded blanket. He's having a little stretch and has his paws over his face.
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Suzy @suz.al · 29/07/2026
Shout out to my 2011 digital camera for this shot of Ted
A soft focus photo of an orange and white cat snoozing on a sofa.
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Suzy @suz.al · 21/07/2026
Absolute scenes last night 🐈
An orange and white cat laid in his back with his hlegs slayed. He was a very furry white belly and looks content.
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Suzy @suz.al · 13/07/2026
I'll be tabling at #scunnyzinefest on August 1st and I can't bloody wait!
A vibrant illustrated poster for Scunny ZineFest, featuring playful cartoon figures holding oversized pens and pencils amid abstract colourful shapes. The text reads "A zine: (/zi:n/ ZEEN; short for magazine or fanzine)

Scunthorpe's zine fest is back again!

On August 1st 2026 we'l1 be live at Cafe Indie once again bringing you the best in local and national independent publications and D. I. Y workshops! It's free entry for all ages and all are welcome! 

WITH NUMEROUS ZINE CREATORS, ARTISTS, LAYABOUTS, HOODLUMS, WASTES OF SPACE, DROPOUTS, YOBS, NONPROFESSIONALS AND GENERAL OBSTACLES TO THE ELIMINATION OF CREATIVE EXPRESSION EXPECTED TO ATTEND, WE HOPE YOU'LL COME JOIN US IN MAKING THIS A SUCCESS AND

INJECTING A TOUCH OF DIY ART INTO OUR TOWN."
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Suzy @suz.al · 06/07/2026
Seriously what the fuck. The vanilla ice cream is a strange melty white slop and the middle is basically nutella. And it's got a weird aftertaste.
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Suzy @suz.al · 06/07/2026
I recently watched a longform video about ita bags and I was very enamoured by the idea of bag charms even though I'm not remotely into j fashion etc. I just like long form videos about things I know nothing about.
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Suzy @suz.al · 06/07/2026
Ngl that's pretty clever. I wondered why I woke up to a notification about the delay but not the result.
A screenshot of a notification from BBC News saying "Catch up on all the Mexico v England action on BBC iPlayer - with no spoilers".
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Suzy @suz.al · 04/07/2026
Relabelling my favourite old zines as I come out of zine retirement
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Suzy @suz.al · 04/07/2026
This is my friend's dog Duke. He's an old man who's a corgi/german shepherd.
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Suzy @suz.al · 03/07/2026
hiding from the emails
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Suzy @suz.al · 29/06/2026
No, this was heaven.
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Suzy @suz.al · 29/06/2026
Why have I never had Dishoom chai before?! I'm in heaven.
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Suzy @suz.al · 19/06/2026
Couldn't resist this. We're playing on Monday and I can't wait! I hope you don't mind but I made a character sheet for my group 🛸
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Suzy @suz.al · 12/06/2026
Out in fields today so I'd packed some bits in a tote before I went to sleep. It's next to my bed. Artist's impression of what happened this morning when Ted jumped off my bed.
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Suzy @suz.al · 08/06/2026
Look at this ridiculous little man. 🐈
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Suzy @suz.al · 22/05/2026
Round two. Conferring with one of the Actual judges was very interesting. We both had two surprises that went through to the second round.
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Suzy @suz.al · 22/05/2026
Round once. I've mixed up the order and hidden the derogatory and/or horny nicknames.
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Suzy @suz.al · 17/05/2026
I 3D printed an amish style swift
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Suzy @suz.al · 17/05/2026
After watching my mom doing Rubiks cubes my entire life I've finally had a go this week. Ted helped.
An orange and white cat curled up on a cushion. He has been presented with a half solved Rubiks cube which he is surveying with suspicion.
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Suzy @suz.al · 16/05/2026
Ask me how I now have a cream pawprint on my dashboard
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Suzy @suz.al · 10/05/2026
Teddy is very good at 3D printing
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Suzy @suz.al · 10/05/2026
Made Ted a 3D printing Instagram.
A 3D printed stand for a scrub daddy which has little hands and articulated leggies sits on a window sill. A cat paw is edited on pointing at it. A 3D printed holder for TV remotes and games controllers is on a green coffee table. A cat paw is edited on pointing at it. Two cat paws are superimposed over someone holding an orange 3D printed square cat.
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Suzy @suz.al · 10/05/2026
I've just taken psychic damage from this Lincolnshire plum loaf
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Suzy @suz.al · 26/04/2026
😉
An orange and white cat is curled up in a cat tree bowl sleepily winking.
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Suzy @suz.al · 26/04/2026
Doing my first solo car boot. I'm chilling on my camping chair crocheting and I keep attracting the crafter.
A car boot stall full of mostly craft supplies in front of a yellow mini cooper. The stall has a word art sit saying "craft stuff".
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Suzy @suz.al · 22/04/2026
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Suzy @suz.al · 21/04/2026
Ted helped
An orange cat sits on a colorful patchwork quilt in front of a black lap desk covered with scraps of paper and a half made zine. He is staring intently.
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Suzy @suz.al · 21/04/2026
Made my zine!
A zine spoofing an NHS pamphlet titled “Welcome to One year on from a cancer diagnosis” sits on a table, with the NHS logo in the top right and the phrase “Thank fuck for free healthcare” printed beneath. Next to it is typed clinic notes and partially obscured handwritten annotations in green and purple
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Suzy @suz.al · 21/04/2026
I am going to make zines tonight and I am very excited
A graphic in the style of a NHS welcome sign. It says thank fuck for free healthcare under the NHS logo and Welcome to Hole on the main sign.
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Suzy @suz.al · 23/03/2026
I have form for trying to put furniture in hatchbacks so I borrowed a van for a bench I found on marketplace. Me an hour before: I could totally get this in my Mini 🙃
A bench just about fitting in the back of a van.
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Suzy @suz.al · 09/03/2026
I made Glamorgan sausages for the first time ever and I've not had them since I was a kid. Pure nostalgia 😭
A teal plate holds four breaded, fried balls, one of them split open with melted cheese oozing out. Beside them is a matching teal bowl filled with a creamy orange lentil soup. A spoon and fork rest on the plate.
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Suzy @suz.al · 05/03/2026
I was in a play
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Suzy @suz.al · 05/03/2026
I was in a play
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Suzy @suz.al · 17/02/2026
Cat checkpoint: latest cat picture on my phone
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Suzy @suz.al · 09/02/2026
If I wasn't already SUPER into crypto this would really get me buying! 10/10 no notes.

A notification from the Revolut app saying "Your way into crypto. Browse over 280 tokens and 10+ collections. Don't invest unless you're prepared to lose all the money you invest."
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Suzy @suz.al · 30/01/2026
South Korea really has the best snacks. This is an absolute delight.
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Suzy @suz.al · 27/01/2026
And this pervert. He's also there.
Some kind of fat pervy rodent (complimentary).
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Suzy @suz.al · 27/01/2026
Fancy little guys.
A taxidermied eagle for some reason displayed with champagne and cavier.
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