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Senator Sunshine

@sunshineempire.bsky.social
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Floridian by birth, leftist by the grace of God.

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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 7h
The biggest tweet I ever did at the other site was pro SCOTUS expansion. Jon Cryer retweeted it.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 8h
Steve is a good faith operator, so - in good faith, some answers but fundamentally what it comes down to with me is that this conservative supermajority makes real progressive governance impossible, and it will hold its power forever (through strategic retirement) unless stripped of that power
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11h
Republicans Don’t Know Ball Update: A hockey blogger asked the two Michigan Senate candidates for statements on the Red Wings. Rogers: blah blah Michigan loves the Red Wings El-Sayed: angry rant about how the cheap owners MUST pay Detroit’s young star defenseman octopusthrower.com/what-each-mi...
"Hockeytown, USA will always be a coveted destination for the world's top players,"
Rogers said. "The Detroit Red Wings boast one of the league's most storied and respected histories, dating back to their days as one of the Original Six franchises.
Few professional organizations can match the tradition, legacy and rpestige that define this iconic franchise. GO WINGS!""I was at the game when Darren McCarty took on Claude Lemieux," El-Sayed said.
"The '97 and '98 Stanley Cup championships are still highlights of my childhood. The teams the last few years have been a far cry from the Wings I came to love as a kid. They're stacking losing season on losing season, yet the llitch family's wealth has done nothing but grow.
Michiganders are sick of sky-high ticket and concession prices buying them nothing but disappointment."The team holding out on Simon Edvinsson is just the latest example in a long series of ownership prioritizing their bottom line over the team and the fans. Our teams aren't just assets for billionaires, they're part of our culture and heritage. Hockeytown deserves better."
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don't know what IDK means.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/10/2026
my most fervent wish is for every one of stephen miller’s fears to come true hound him everywhere he goes prosecute him any way you can sue him and sue his wife and bleed them dry until the end of their days
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🚨BREAKING🚨: ESPN will be sending Pat McAfee to cover the livestream execution of the Fort Hood Shooter
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I want to see someone do an interview with Pat McAfee where they are doing their grocery shopping. Telling Pat to hold on while they ask the stock clerk what aisle the butter is on.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Remember when Trump said he liked Hakeem Jeffries. That should be all you need to know
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Trump calls Jeffries 'nice guy,' says they'd probably 'get along' if he was House Speaker
President Donald Trump says he'd "probably get along with" House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y., if Democrats regained control of the House in the midterm elections.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My mother reminded me that today is the anniversary of Kruschev's banging of his shoe on the lectern at the U.N. I looked up the term "Nikita Kruschev" on Bluesky and holy Jesus you people are historically illiterate.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wait, what?
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of my favorite things about Star Trek: Nemesis is the bewildered Reman with the look like: “Is he even allowed to do that (ram them with the whole-ass Enterprise)?” 
Bewildered Reman 

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Getting to the point where I almost want to apologize to the most insane Russiagate conspiracy theorists
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My wife doesn’t like AI…. You might say she’s…Miss Anthropic
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's the Flat Earth Theory of politics.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I do like this as an analogy for Elon because Prometheus was chained to a rock and tortured for eternity for his transgressions
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Benjamin Solak @benjaminsolak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🚨🚨SEVEN THINGS🚨🚨 🔹Time to put the Jaguars atop the AFC convo 🔹I've got no solution for the Eagles offense and Lions defense 🔹C.J. Stroud back 🔹Where did Rams play-action go? 🔹The Bengals *do not* need to "throw it more" www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
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Seven things Solak thinks entering NFL Week 5: Jaguars are the AFC's best, more
Has Jacksonville climbed to the top of its conference? Get ready for Week 5 with takes on the Jaguars, Bengals, Rams, Bears, Texans, Eagles and Lions.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the ghost of ronald reagan has been trapped inside the official sonic the hedgehog discord channel via a spell circle around his gravesite
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CB who played WR and was elite at forcing missed tackles vs. WR half-heartedly trying to make a tackle is a real hydrogen bomb coughing baby scenario
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a community note for the ages.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you have $100 million to spend on ads saying you shouldn’t be taxed you’re not being taxed enough Google cofounder Sergey Brin has spent $102 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses fortune.com/article/how-...
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Google co-founder Sergey Brin has now spent $100 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses | Fortune
The state’s ultrawealthy, including Larry Page and Peter Thiel, have similarly donated to efforts opposing the wealth tax.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
This is obscene behavior in a world where millions of people are needlessly dying partially because of a lack of resources these guys are hoovering up.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Inflation is crazy. Back in the 1970s, you could build an entire man for just six million dollars.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ll be on MSNOW for the 10 o’clock hour to share some pivotal news developments about your mom.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What good could all of those offices and employees do Eddie Farah if not a single one of them can tell him how bad that haircut looks?
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
holy shit
Circus peanuts led to the creation of Lucky Charms in 1964 when a General Mills employee chopped pieces into a bowl of Cheerios
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aaron is not underrating this. It's cinema. The sly smirk when Schmitt thinks he's gotten Smith to perjure himself. The hasty vanishing of the sign. Klobuchar getting Kennedy to hold it up. Schmitt getting LOUD and ANGRY when Klobuchar points out he mixed up the Hawks and Hawkeyes.
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GylesNaMopaleen @gylesnamopaleen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
something extraordinary is happening on Garvaghy Road Northern Ireland. Decent minded protestants & unionists have started to come out to support the Garvaghy residents, against the Orange Order parade madness. This is truly extraordinary. quick 🧵
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Where are all of the people who discounted the opening-week win by the Jacksonville Jaguars with, "it was only Cleveland?" WHERE YOU AT?
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trevor Lawrence kneeling down at the one reminded me of Maurice Jones-Drew kneeling down at the one to win the game against the Jets in 2009. 
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You literally have a beverage in your bio. You have decided that drinking IPAs is an integral part of your personality, above even soccer refereeing. I have an iced coffee in my hand at all times, including during sex, and it's still not in my bio
Their bio: Dad, husband. IPAs. Soccer referee, trail runner, mountain biker. Veteran.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dad reassuring crying child that dog which ran out into the street and got hit by plumbers van has reincarnated and is now wealthy landowner in western RPG type world, using the skills accrued over a lifetime of eating dog food and sleeping to rise up the social ranks of a cutthroat royal court
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The two cars my wife and I own are the reason that Carfax was invented. 
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The G.I. Joe PSA tagline "knowing is half the battle" is low-key insane.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You're in her DMs, I'm out in her front lawn drinking from the hose: we are not the same.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why is it hilarious to me that Jeff Passan has a Rage Against the Machine album behind him during a live shot on ESPN?
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
The only reason Rome decided to attack Carthage was because Cato wore these to the senate every single day
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s true, he might be the only pope ever with a real sense of the divine because he’s the only one who’s definitely seen a sizzling plate of fajitas enter the dining room of a gringofied Mexican restaurant
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And that worthless husk of a Congressman, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social said he wants to work across the aisle. I'm begging you to quit your fucking job and go write your stupid book. You're killing this country with your toothless horseshit. There won't be a Dem party anymore if he stays
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not only did the Jaguars stomp the Browns, but the Titans are getting dog-walked by the Jets. Everything is going perfectly. 10/10 no notes 
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/09/2026
the world would be a much better place if all the cultural cachet and wealth of harry potter had gone to the matrix instead
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As a lifelong fan of the Tampa Bay Lightning, I should note the passing of Barry Melrose. He is the first former head coach of the franchise to pass away.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You can tell the people setting off the alarms don't really believe their own bullshit from their behaviour. If I really thought my boss was going to end the world I wouldn't be posting on social media, I'd be taking drastic action. This is obvious marketing and it's embarrassing to fall for it.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This morning, I realized that Ashley Moody and I attended the University of Florida around the same time. It’s also crazy that she was a registered Democrat and I was a registered Republican at the time. 
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
To someone who remembers all ten years of the '90s, "The prequels are good now" and "The orange Buccaneers uniforms are good now" sound the same.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the more interesting thing about this article, which was written by a lobbyist for Google, Amazon, and Meta, among others, is that it was written by a lobbyist for Google, Amazon, and Meta, among others.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 29/08/2026
Evil scumbags experiencing regret for hitching their wagon to the Chief Evil Scumbag. Good.
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Brian Drew @bmdrew73.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Authorities are looking for this man.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
White people are really buying brand new cars and purchasing brand new 9/11 stickers to put on their cars in the year of our Lord 2026. 
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i know someone who went to jail for stealing a car who'd love to have only misused one
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