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Senator Sunshine

@sunshineempire.bsky.social
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Floridian by birth, leftist by the grace of God.

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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 3h
US Navy hospital ship married to Stavros Halkias 
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 5h
You can take the man out of McKinsey but you can never take the McKinsey out of the man.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 8h
Oh damn you're just an idiot. My apologies.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 8h
He's been pretty clear about his politics recently.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 8h
Thank you
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 8h
The biggest tweet I ever did at the other site was pro SCOTUS expansion. Jon Cryer retweeted it.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 9h
Steve is a good faith operator, so - in good faith, some answers but fundamentally what it comes down to with me is that this conservative supermajority makes real progressive governance impossible, and it will hold its power forever (through strategic retirement) unless stripped of that power
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13h
Republicans Don’t Know Ball Update: A hockey blogger asked the two Michigan Senate candidates for statements on the Red Wings. Rogers: blah blah Michigan loves the Red Wings El-Sayed: angry rant about how the cheap owners MUST pay Detroit’s young star defenseman octopusthrower.com/what-each-mi...
"Hockeytown, USA will always be a coveted destination for the world's top players,"
Rogers said. "The Detroit Red Wings boast one of the league's most storied and respected histories, dating back to their days as one of the Original Six franchises.
Few professional organizations can match the tradition, legacy and rpestige that define this iconic franchise. GO WINGS!""I was at the game when Darren McCarty took on Claude Lemieux," El-Sayed said.
"The '97 and '98 Stanley Cup championships are still highlights of my childhood. The teams the last few years have been a far cry from the Wings I came to love as a kid. They're stacking losing season on losing season, yet the llitch family's wealth has done nothing but grow.
Michiganders are sick of sky-high ticket and concession prices buying them nothing but disappointment."The team holding out on Simon Edvinsson is just the latest example in a long series of ownership prioritizing their bottom line over the team and the fans. Our teams aren't just assets for billionaires, they're part of our culture and heritage. Hockeytown deserves better."
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 17h
Great Unconformity? Why wait.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don't know what IDK means.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/10/2026
my most fervent wish is for every one of stephen miller’s fears to come true hound him everywhere he goes prosecute him any way you can sue him and sue his wife and bleed them dry until the end of their days
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🚨BREAKING🚨: ESPN will be sending Pat McAfee to cover the livestream execution of the Fort Hood Shooter
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I want to see someone do an interview with Pat McAfee where they are doing their grocery shopping. Telling Pat to hold on while they ask the stock clerk what aisle the butter is on.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I was wondering if there was a missing hyphen.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Remember when Trump said he liked Hakeem Jeffries. That should be all you need to know
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Trump calls Jeffries 'nice guy,' says they'd probably 'get along' if he was House Speaker
President Donald Trump says he'd "probably get along with" House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y., if Democrats regained control of the House in the midterm elections.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just a flood of people throwing out his quote about destroying the United States from within, devoid of any understanding that Kruschev was a borderline illiterate miner who was pulling shit out of his ass.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My mother reminded me that today is the anniversary of Kruschev's banging of his shoe on the lectern at the U.N. I looked up the term "Nikita Kruschev" on Bluesky and holy Jesus you people are historically illiterate.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Trump sucks, but if you knew anything about history beyond looking up a quote, you'd realize Kruschev was an illiterate miner who was pulling this stuff out of his ass.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Look, Trump sucks but Nikita Kruschev was just pulling this stuff out of his ass. The historical record and his own memoirs bear this out.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah, this is fiction 
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wait, what?
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of my favorite things about Star Trek: Nemesis is the bewildered Reman with the look like: “Is he even allowed to do that (ram them with the whole-ass Enterprise)?” 
Bewildered Reman 

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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t know if that was the first thing per se, but it definitely spooked the hell out of me. 
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Getting to the point where I almost want to apologize to the most insane Russiagate conspiracy theorists
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
LOL
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm enjoying reading through all of these. You have such a lack of social intelligence; it's remarkable that you have an advanced degree that probably involved talking to other people.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My wife doesn’t like AI…. You might say she’s…Miss Anthropic
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's the Flat Earth Theory of politics.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I do like this as an analogy for Elon because Prometheus was chained to a rock and tortured for eternity for his transgressions
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Benjamin Solak @benjaminsolak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🚨🚨SEVEN THINGS🚨🚨 🔹Time to put the Jaguars atop the AFC convo 🔹I've got no solution for the Eagles offense and Lions defense 🔹C.J. Stroud back 🔹Where did Rams play-action go? 🔹The Bengals *do not* need to "throw it more" www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
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Seven things Solak thinks entering NFL Week 5: Jaguars are the AFC's best, more
Has Jacksonville climbed to the top of its conference? Get ready for Week 5 with takes on the Jaguars, Bengals, Rams, Bears, Texans, Eagles and Lions.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the ghost of ronald reagan has been trapped inside the official sonic the hedgehog discord channel via a spell circle around his gravesite
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had Bonk on the TurboGrafx 16
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CB who played WR and was elite at forcing missed tackles vs. WR half-heartedly trying to make a tackle is a real hydrogen bomb coughing baby scenario
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's hilarious that you think that matters at this point.
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a community note for the ages.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you have $100 million to spend on ads saying you shouldn’t be taxed you’re not being taxed enough Google cofounder Sergey Brin has spent $102 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses fortune.com/article/how-...
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Google co-founder Sergey Brin has now spent $100 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses | Fortune
The state’s ultrawealthy, including Larry Page and Peter Thiel, have similarly donated to efforts opposing the wealth tax.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and she's from Duval
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
This is obscene behavior in a world where millions of people are needlessly dying partially because of a lack of resources these guys are hoovering up.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I still think of Charlton Griffin saying, "corn, wine, liberality" from Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire and I listened to that last year.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Inflation is crazy. Back in the 1970s, you could build an entire man for just six million dollars.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve heard him mentioned on podcasts from other people going back at least four years.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ll be on MSNOW for the 10 o’clock hour to share some pivotal news developments about your mom.
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What good could all of those offices and employees do Eddie Farah if not a single one of them can tell him how bad that haircut looks?
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
holy shit
Circus peanuts led to the creation of Lucky Charms in 1964 when a General Mills employee chopped pieces into a bowl of Cheerios
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aaron is not underrating this. It's cinema. The sly smirk when Schmitt thinks he's gotten Smith to perjure himself. The hasty vanishing of the sign. Klobuchar getting Kennedy to hold it up. Schmitt getting LOUD and ANGRY when Klobuchar points out he mixed up the Hawks and Hawkeyes.
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GylesNaMopaleen @gylesnamopaleen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
something extraordinary is happening on Garvaghy Road Northern Ireland. Decent minded protestants & unionists have started to come out to support the Garvaghy residents, against the Orange Order parade madness. This is truly extraordinary. quick 🧵
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Where are all of the people who discounted the opening-week win by the Jacksonville Jaguars with, "it was only Cleveland?" WHERE YOU AT?
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Senator Sunshine @sunshineempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trevor Lawrence kneeling down at the one reminded me of Maurice Jones-Drew kneeling down at the one to win the game against the Jets in 2009. 
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You literally have a beverage in your bio. You have decided that drinking IPAs is an integral part of your personality, above even soccer refereeing. I have an iced coffee in my hand at all times, including during sex, and it's still not in my bio
Their bio: Dad, husband. IPAs. Soccer referee, trail runner, mountain biker. Veteran.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dad reassuring crying child that dog which ran out into the street and got hit by plumbers van has reincarnated and is now wealthy landowner in western RPG type world, using the skills accrued over a lifetime of eating dog food and sleeping to rise up the social ranks of a cutthroat royal court
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