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Valkyr the Zoroark

@dragonoftartarus.bsky.social
977 followers 643 following 2.7K posts

29. Sapphic (bi, fem preference) furry writer and gamer. Silly Zor. Ancom. She/her. Frequently NSFW. Pokémon therian with a breeding kink and a desire for fox pussy bottom surgery.

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Katra Ariello, Golden Apple Audio 🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey so my company is terminating me literally one day before my medical leave of absence for bottom surgery was supposed to start does anybody have about $12k i could borrow so I can cover my rent through the rest of the year and my moving expenses in december?
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First session of junk laser complete and oh gods, I have to keep doing this for like a year and a half.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wait fucking Muatra is in Tamriel Rebuilt? Spear wielders keep winning.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Consider: bad moveset humiliation. "Really? You know *those* four moves? You really are only useful as a pleasure toy, aren't you? I don't even want to breed you in case you pass some of that trash on as egg moves."
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Pokémon [Twitter/X Mirror] @pokemonx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team 🔴 and Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team 🔵 were released on this day in 2006 🎉 Picture this—You’re a Trainer who wakes up one morning to discover you’ve been turned into a Pokémon, and as a Pokémon you can now understand what other Pokémon are saying!
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Apparently Total War Shogun 2 is getting a remaster? Not sure why. Yeah, it's 15 years old now, but it runs fine on modern systems and doesn't feel antiquated to play. Still, if it gets people playing the best TW game I won't complain.
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Luis @loosf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Vibe Coders Delenda Est
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Nemesis Warlock, Queer Internet Space Wizard @nemesistwarlock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Help the sheep fix his damn car so he can go deliver shit and/or move and/or get/keep a stable job.
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LeonPaws (Permanently broke. Can't donate) @leonpaws.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Anyone able to help a cat get some meds? Looking for like an extra 20$ here.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bit of both, really. Impressed by my transition, disappointed by my inability to accomplish literally anything in my life.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
To a card game, specifically. They're so ancient they only play goat format. Bet the Archmagister runs an empty jar deck, the bastard.
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Psiidmon @psiidmon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I slept most of today away and I wish I didn't feel bad like this. Please feed me so I can get warm food in my belly
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He's cheating on them with a scrib? Actually, I totally get it. Have you seen a scrib? Seductive little harlots, the lot of them.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this shit does not work on me. go try it on the centrists who call trans women "biological men."
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My maximalist demands are: 1. Free on-demand trans healthcare up to and including surgery on an informed consent basis. 2. Banish transphobes to Antarctica.
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this also goes for anyone getting waffly about trans rights rn
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Millie(let) @gyro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
first person to start shitting on Dwarf Fortress worldgen / history simulation because it's "generative" is getting slapped repeatedly, by me
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Dave Gilbert @wadjeteyegames.com · 13/09/2026
We are aware that Steam has classified Nighthawks as an adult game and has excluded it from searches (and delisted it entirely in certain countries). We are working on it. Valve is under the impression that this game is way sexier than it actually is.
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シラス @36srkn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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シラス @36srkn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Bulbapedia @bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net · 12/09/2026
Today is the 19th anniversary of the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time and Explorers of Darkness, officially released in Japan for the Nintendo DS on September 13, 2007! bulbapedia.b...
Box artwork for Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time and Darkness
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lumpenpoledancer @daturabombs333.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Caretaker went out to pick up energy drinks for packing. On way back, a homeless man asked for one. Caretaker said we didn’t have any to spare, we genuinely don’t. The guy attacked them, and tried to steal the bag. They’re ok. But would really appreciate a break between that and moving hotels.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Oh hey a new fan translation! I should- oh no, it's made with AI. Nevermind then."
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Being in Australia, American 9/11 jokes are made funnier by the fact that they show up in the early morning of 12/9 for me.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am going to have to get a fucking credit card I don't want just to buy games of Steam? What the fuck is this shit!?
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'll tell trans folks the same thing I told furries a couple weeks ago. Take this advice from an ex-reporter of 15 years. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You can tell the people setting off the alarms don't really believe their own bullshit from their behaviour. If I really thought my boss was going to end the world I wouldn't be posting on social media, I'd be taking drastic action. This is obvious marketing and it's embarrassing to fall for it.
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They’re mandating Conversion Therapy for trans kids. The goal is genocide. They know conversion therapy causes suicide.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My vibrator ran out of power just as I was getting close...
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Vixenheart @silveralethia.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's Ninetales Day! You should read my novel-length fic about the comic that made me a furry. You know, *that* comic with the Ninetales.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fuck this collaborator.
Suzaku Kururugi from Code Geass
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sneptember? Snektember? Skunktember? All of the above please!
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hypothetically speaking, if someone were to emulate a Wii, how hard would it be to play Metroid Prime 3 using a mouse and controller? You think it would be bearable? Hypothetically of course, I definitely dug out my old Wii to play games on original hardware like a good, law-abiding Zor.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I love playing an old game and finding out it actually is as good as I remember it being. It must be almost 20 years since I last played Super Paper Mario, still a banger.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Only my sex life.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Musk is nice and all, but maybe keep that to like a second or third date. I want to know it's an intentional decision on your part rather than just being lazy and unkempt. And learn the difference between 'scentplay' and 'wallowing in filth.' The former is hot, the latter is just disgusting.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
British furs: if you get approached by the media, you tell them to fuck off and then you shut the fuck up. You do not try to outsmart them. They will cut and manipulate your words and do anything they can to frame us all as dangerous perverts regardless of what you say. Don't give them the chance.
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Hiro! @a-dragon-from.space · 29/08/2026
Hey, critters. The media's interested in furries again. As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press: If a journalist approaches you, SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUC
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Orin 🚀🦏 @orinoxide.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Do Not Engage. The UK media are not in the business of presenting subcultures and minorities in a positive or even sympathetic light. If you are in any way outside the mainstream you are a potential target for the next moral panic.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Mildly Wound Bill
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⚧️Cinder (18+)☢️☣️ @ashenveingate.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bisexual banter! Vividly-depicted psychotic episodes! Equally obsessive descriptions of a gorgeous woman's sword, and also, her naked body! Fantasy social commentary that actually *means* something! All this and more in Under the Tapestry of Night! #writing #nsfw #pathfinder #transwriter
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Under the Tapestry of Night: A Wrath of the Righteous Reimagining - Chapter 1 - Ashenvein_Gate - Pathfinder (Roleplaying Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Noir detective goblin who asks you for a light as she stands over a blood-soaked, mutilated corpse. You await her no doubt brilliant insight with baited breath. "Yup," she nods, taking a drag and blowing out a smoke ring. "This here is definitely a dead body. I'll take my consultation fee now."
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✦. @beastbait.art · 22/08/2026
Without power, his insulin is at risk!
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⚧️Cinder (18+)☢️☣️ @ashenveingate.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Just found out I overpaid for my latest round of progesterone by THREE-HUNDRED AND THIRTY DOLLARS, so, uh *If you want to send me something to balance that, here is this, please and thank you*
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Orc wizard who is both vastly smarter than you and can benchpress 17 of you without breaking a sweat.
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Distributed Denial of Secrets @ddosecrets.org · 21/08/2026
Censored Amnesty International UK report (345.47 KB) A report by Amnesty International UK, documenting the threat posed by the anti-rights movement composed, which was censored after J.K. Rowling made legal threats. ddosecrets.org/article/cens... Help us keep publishing: donorbox.org/ddosecrets
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Censored Amnesty International UK report - Distributed Denial of Secrets
A complete version of a censored report produced by Amnesty International UK, documenting the threat posed by the anti-rights movement composed of TERFs. The report sharply criticized organizational e...
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/08/2026
In the meantime, you can access the censored Amnesty reports on gender critical groups here. Make sure they cannot erase these documents from the internet. Like a snowball. dn711306.ca.archive.org/0/items/amne... A growing threat. archive.org/download/rep...
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
click like to kiss my nuts reskeet to suck me off
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